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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Breetai posted:

Met my girlfriend's parents for the first time tonight, but also her catte.



Fuzzbutt there looks like it's a Jim Henson puppet. Also, judgmental.

Good to see you survived the apocalypse.

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Picnic Princess posted:

Good to see you survived the apocalypse.

Buh? :)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


He looks a lot like David Mitchell, star of zombie apocalypse movie Shaun of the Dead.

Scandalous Wench
Aug 9, 2010

by Lowtax
My friend's cat was being a purring whore for my food, but I'd like to believe part of him liked me too!





peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Cats love carrots

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

schnickety scribe posted:

Hey, I'll tell you what I told that bitch Heinrich Kramer, that other bitch Cotton Mather, and all those little dickbags in Salem: I'm not a witch, I don't know any witches; if anyone was hanging out with the Devil, it was Goody Proctor.

If you really weren't a witch you'd let me tie you up and throw you into a lake in order to prove your innocence.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Looks like you finally got tired of all this cat bullshit and just started munching on that kitty.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Scandalous Wench posted:

My friend's cat was being a purring whore for my food, but I'd like to believe part of him liked me too!







Well I hope you shared :colbert:

Scandalous Wench
Aug 9, 2010

by Lowtax
I did! He was more than happy to partake. :3:

Naturally the greedy bastard wasn't content unless he had the whole plate (as evidenced by the snubbed morsel of lamb next to my phone). Had his eyes on the priiiiiize.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Beer time I suppose.

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



Kitchner posted:

If you really weren't a witch you'd let me tie you up and throw you into a lake in order to prove your innocence.

Sounds kinky.

Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

Disney movies are taking a pretty dark turn these days.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Wool socks are my thing

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Tiger panties are my jam.

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?
Rarity #1: me taking a selfie
Super Ultra Rarity #1: me actually liking it enough to show other people

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

This photo is 100% you

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Also kill all furries

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Kitchner posted:

Also kill all furries

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

.

bradzilla has a new favorite as of 20:55 on Oct 26, 2018

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Lake INferior more like.

Take that lake!

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



Kitchner posted:

Lake INferior more like.

Take that lake!

You, sir, have just injured that body of water's feelings. Good show, old chap. Carry on.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Hanging out with Helena who might actually be a boy snake.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 06:15 on Oct 25, 2015

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

HaB posted:

Rarity #1: me taking a selfie
Super Ultra Rarity #1: me actually liking it enough to show other people



bradzilla posted:

Selfie on the shore of Lake Superior



Scathach posted:

Hanging out with Helena who might actually be a boy snake.


These are all great photos!


This one I'm not so sure about.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


HaB posted:

Rarity #1: me taking a selfie
Super Ultra Rarity #1: me actually liking it enough to show other people



I like you and your piercings (and prayer beads?) and you have really pretty eyes.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

schnickety scribe posted:

You, sir, have just injured that body of water's feelings. Good show, old chap. Carry on.

You should have seen the look on that lake's face. It's just lucky I didn't really open up on it. Last week I made a small river cry.

Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Your complexion is perfect.

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



Kitchner posted:

You should have seen the look on that lake's face. It's just lucky I didn't really open up on it. Last week I made a small river cry.

I like your style. :cheers:

As for content:



I decided to start on a quest: getting milk from the grocery store.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Sorry but you're a witch for sure

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

schnickety scribe posted:

I like your style. :cheers:

As for content:



I decided to start on a quest: getting milk from the grocery store.

I'm super jealous of your cloak

Bone
Feb 15, 2007

We're boned.
Got a cool-kid-approved haircut! I know I should shave but it makes me look 16 :negative:



Bonus pic of a cool root that looks like a snake was petrified into the ground :

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Last weekend I made a friend.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bone posted:

Bonus pic of a cool root that looks like a snake was petrified into the ground :



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf1YF_MH1xc

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

schnickety scribe posted:

I like your style. :cheers:

As for content:



I decided to start on a quest: getting milk from the grocery store.

Wow, this is gorgeous :buddy:

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Never been photogenic but at least can take pictures in neat places: photo of myself from the top of one of the huge dunes at Sleeping Bear dunes in Northern Michigan (hence the super tacky tourist tshirt, gf wanted matching ones since it was our anniversary trip)

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

More photogenic than me these days.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

EXAKT Science posted:

I'm super jealous of your cloak

That's not a sentiment you hear too often these days.

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



Kitchner posted:

Sorry but you're a witch for sure
I could keep denying it, but something tells me you will continue to not believe me. I'll be complaining about this to my friends at the summoning circle milkshake parlor tonight, sir.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Wow, this is gorgeous :buddy:
Aw, thanks. ^.^

Choco1980 posted:

Last weekend I made a friend.

Oh my God! Is that a zombie Frankenstein's monster?! :neckbeard: I am jealous.


I know this has been stated before, but goddamn do you look like Michael C. Hall.


DreamShipWrecked posted:

Never been photogenic...


You look fine to me.

Edit:

EXAKT Science posted:

I'm super jealous of your cloak
I've had it forever. My mom got it for me at this neat little store ages ago. You could probably find something similar online now, though.

schnickety scribe has a new favorite as of 11:54 on Oct 28, 2015

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Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

schnickety scribe posted:

I could keep denying it, but something tells me you will continue to not believe me. I'll be complaining about this to my friends at the summoning circle milkshake parlor tonight, sir.


You're cute and all but I'm afraid it's the stake for you witchy.

As I like you though I will refrain from barbecuing my lunch on the flames while I cure you of your sin.

You're welcome.

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