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Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This thread has followed a very predictable arc into sincerity.

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Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Has anyone said Wilma Flintstone?

HumanDecency
Oct 5, 2015

Speleothing posted:

Has anyone said Wilma Flintstone?

She's not even the best choice on the Flintstones.

Betty
Dino
Mr. SLATE
The Martian
Wilma.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Ralp posted:

This thread has followed a very predictable arc into sincerity.

I wanna stick ralp's av up my pooper.

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
Gadget Hackwrench is the one true Bae.

http://www.odditycentral.com/news/russian-cult-worships-female-cartoon-character.html

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Speleothing posted:

Has anyone said Wilma Flintstone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeDkGnyDv9o

DisposableHero
Feb 25, 2005
bah weep granna weep ninny bong
Seems like you guys really like watching carpoons

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
hentai tentacle monster

Hot Cosby
Sep 23, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

numberoneposter posted:

the cleavage from the miss vickies potato chip bag

if you fold a land-o-lakes package just right her knees look like boobs

toss-up between that and a mother-daughter combo with lois and meg

Hot Cosby fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Oct 9, 2015

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

String Beans posted:

The body suit that Krang rides around in.

Avatar/post combo

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

a bone to pick posted:

Mr Clean probably has the shiniest, hairless anus you've ever seen. He probably has the roundest, smoothest, beautiful balls. So yeah I wanna 69 Mr. Clean.

there is a recent commerical where mr clean seems incredibly interested in how to make bodies disappear. so yeah, he would probably be very good with his hands.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts





would

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
Tinkerbell IT WILL FIT

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Poke-ahontas

Rape-unzel

Seeping Booty

Horton Hires a Ho

Prof. Charles Sexhavier

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

:nws: Julie Winters gave me a serious boner :nws:

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

"Dick" Tracy

"Peter" Pan

Twinkerbell

"Shag"-gy

"John" Arbuckle

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Is Ralp a cartoon?

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
well olive oil is kinda the same shape as a fleshlight sleeve I guess

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Un chien andalou posted:

Gadget Hackwrench is the one true Bae.

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy


:eyepop:

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
It's Bane because he's super swole and snuggly, he has his own gimp mask and PVC leotard thing i.e. his everyday outfit, and also he'd be able to keep going for hours because he'd just have some more of his Venom when he was just about to blow his load.

The downside is Venom is kind of like a steroid, so it might have shrunk his junk. I don't know if that's canon though, does anyone know if DC has ever confirmed/denied this?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's kira yoshikage



hth, op

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Ralp posted:

This thread has followed a very predictable arc into sincerity.

everything posted in gbs is sincere to someone

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...


No.

Nonononono.

God Jesus please no.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

RIght in the childhood!

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
cults are good and kool

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Time_pants posted:

No.

Nonononono.

God Jesus please no.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

RIght in the childhood!

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Stottie Kyek posted:

It's Bane because he's super swole and snuggly, he has his own gimp mask and PVC leotard thing i.e. his everyday outfit, and also he'd be able to keep going for hours because he'd just have some more of his Venom when he was just about to blow his load.

The downside is Venom is kind of like a steroid, so it might have shrunk his junk. I don't know if that's canon though, does anyone know if DC has ever confirmed/denied this?

Bane might be asexual (don't feel like cross-referencing Tumblr atm). Sorry. :(

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Ralp posted:

This thread has followed a very predictable arc into sincerity.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Bulma, but not cartoon Bulma, live action movie Bulma- so what I'm saying is Emmy Rossum, who is not a fictional character and is smoking hot.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Dream of the Endless (modelled after david bowie so u know he properly equipped).

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Mrs. Bev Bighead

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
Has no one mentioned Jessica Rabbit?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

The_Other posted:

Has no one mentioned Jessica Rabbit?

Someone did.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
Beatrice Creakworm Wankmeister

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

lol there's some furry dude that's obsessed with her

someone did an IRC prank pretending to be him in a furry room and it was gold

"im a mousefucker" was repeated several times. I forgot his name but it's on Encyclopedia Dramatica somewhere

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ralp posted:

This thread has followed a very predictable arc into sincerity.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Bane might be asexual (don't feel like cross-referencing Tumblr atm). Sorry. :(

:sigh: I suppose there was always a chance, if you spend your formative years in prison you'll either end up asexual or a completely nasty freak, it's kind of like private school. I assumed he'd be dtf because of the whole gimp outfit thing, but I guess most superheroes dress like that anyway.

can you ask Tumblr how Bane feels about cuddles and friendly tussling

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h_double
Jul 27, 2001
Spit roasted by Patty and Selma.

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