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ColHannibal
Sep 17, 2007
Grope teens

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Gape teens?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Go Penis?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Go Peens.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
gotpeens

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
Go p.teens

They're pretty

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

hhhat posted:

Go p.teens

They're pretty

Jared Fogle seems to think so...

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Is Halloween getting too topical for kids?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

I feel pretty OK that I do not know this reference.

Does that costume actually come in other colors besides a giant white/red tampon?

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Look, if four-legged box people don't turn you on, there's something wrong with you.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Jamesman posted:

I feel pretty OK that I do not know this reference.

Does that costume actually come in other colors besides a giant white/red tampon?

Trump says Fox’s Megyn Kelly had ‘blood coming out of her wherever’

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.

*looks at the price*

:heysexy:

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

squarerandom posted:

*looks at the price*

:heysexy:
It even includes a post-oral spooning session, how thoughtful.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Jamesman posted:

Does that costume actually come in other colors besides a giant white/red tampon?
What other tampons are there? What other blood is there?

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

PaulBearer posted:

What other tampons are there? What other blood is there?

That's what I'm wondering! I'm looking at the picture with its tantalizing color drop-down list and wondering if there's some neon green tampon with pepto bismol pink blood on it.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Jamesman posted:

That's what I'm wondering! I'm looking at the picture with its tantalizing color drop-down list and wondering if there's some neon green tampon with pepto bismol pink blood on it.

drat, it's white / red only, and only in one size. :smith:

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉



What is SMCE?

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

gbut posted:

What is SMCE?

Stalin's Meticulous Capitalism Eliminators

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Super Mega Communist Empire.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Infyrno
Jul 24, 2003

The Duke

Paladinus posted:

Gape teens?

Yes, you had the correct answer, wanted to let you know.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

That's not one letter different? :confused:

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

Subjunctive posted:

That's not one letter different? :confused:

It is. All you need is one big d.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dragonwagon posted:

It is. All you need is one big d.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Doesn't that stuff turn your poo poo blue?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Doesn't that stuff turn your poo poo blue?

Green, actually.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
But how does it taste

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Green, actually.

What? Did they bismuth as a coloring agent or something?

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

What? Did they bismuth as a coloring agent or something?

http://www.poopreport.com/Intellectual/Content/Dye/dye.html

quote:

The dye used in purplesaurus Rex is FDA Blue #5, and dye-lake
red. Turns out that when metabolized in sufficient quantity, the blue dye combines
with bile, and forms a brilliant green. The red, absorbing at a 595nm
spectrum, is harmlessly eliminated.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

What? Did they bismuth as a coloring agent or something?

As a colouring agent, no. Intentionally? Possibly.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

goose fleet posted:

But how does it taste

Green, actually.

Bodanarko
May 29, 2009

goose fleet posted:

But how does it taste

Probably like poo poo?

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


It tasted like a punishment and I shat cal poly pomona green for five days. Which now my search bar autocompletes as cal poly poomona green.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

What? Did they bismuth as a coloring agent or something?

Hey, what?

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Picnic Princess posted:

I named my cat Toby and now Toby is not a people name to me. I read the back of some crime thriller once because I was possibly going to buy it, but the protagonist's name was Toby and I couldn't stop laughing. Couldn't bring myself to buy the book.

Well that's my story, have a picture of Toby.

I dunno but this reminded me of this

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/1szhb4/john-oliver-s-new-york-stand-up-show-your-name-is-toby

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A MEGA EXPLODING
Oct 4, 2012

I may be an underachiever, but I do have a name!

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