Political Cartoons 2015: It was. I think. I don't know. Fuck that dumb comic

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Xander77: Apr 6, 2009; Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.

Semi-random anti-American posters:

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# ? Oct 10, 2015 10:06

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# ? May 31, 2024 20:12

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

World Famous Whore posted:

Any suggestions for captions?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 10:43

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

Man I get a Command & Conquer vibe from that last poster.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 10:45

Post 9-11 User: Apr 14, 2010

Xander77 posted:

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Isn't CS teargas? I haven't heard a single thing about it being some horrible poison like Agent Orange.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Day By Day:

http://i.imgur.com/xu6mfv3.jpg

See the part I circled in red using MSPaint? He did that, poor guy really is having a stroke. Maybe I've been in a car crash and this thing is the fever dream I see before I vomit blood and die.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 10:49

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Rorus Raz posted:

Man I get a Command & Conquer vibe from that last poster.

That was basically what happened in the first four missions of the Soviet campaign in Red Alert 2.

:goonsay:

# ? Oct 10, 2015 10:52

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Xander77 posted:

Semi-random anti-American posters:

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im the tankist lighting a cig with a 100 dollar bill

# ? Oct 10, 2015 10:53

FaradayCage: May 2, 2010

Xander77 posted:

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Rorus Raz posted:

Man I get a Command & Conquer vibe from that last poster.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 12:03

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Rorus Raz posted:

Oh, it's not a good cartoon in the least. I agree with what Tomorrow is saying, but he might as well just do an article instead of cramming words into panels.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 12:03

toanoradian: May 31, 2011; The happiest waffligator

More First Dog on the Moon please

toanoradian fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Oct 10, 2015

# ? Oct 10, 2015 12:20

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

# ? Oct 10, 2015 12:23

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

I saw the original a few pages ago and felt nostalgic

# ? Oct 10, 2015 13:29

CampingCarl: Apr 28, 2008

Safety Factor posted:

I'm so confused. Where are the zionists and illuminati? This isn't the Dees I know.

This post is from a couple days ago but today I noticed Dees updated the picture to make it clear this is the fault of the zionists/federal reserve. :tinfoil:

# ? Oct 10, 2015 13:35

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

World Famous Whore posted:

Here is another avatar for ya'll.

Never done the avatar thing but I gotta say, that dude would go well with my custom title.

Skeesix posted:

I saw the original a few pages ago and felt nostalgic

He must have a hard time walking among them, what with, you know...

# ? Oct 10, 2015 13:41

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Bell looks familiar.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 14:19

Xanderkish: Aug 10, 2011; Hello!

Skeesix posted:

I saw the original a few pages ago and felt nostalgic

I will never grow tired of this.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 14:21

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Skeesix posted:

I saw the original a few pages ago and felt nostalgic

I improved on your design

# ? Oct 10, 2015 14:28

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Xander77 posted:

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"Man, this new King Crimson album rules!"

-Some dude in the 70's

# ? Oct 10, 2015 15:02

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

CampingCarl posted:

This post is from a couple days ago but today I noticed Dees updated the picture to make it clear this is the fault of the zionists/federal reserve.

That's alot of labels.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 15:08

Safety Factor: Oct 31, 2009; Grimey Drawer

CampingCarl posted:

This post is from a couple days ago but today I noticed Dees updated the picture to make it clear this is the fault of the zionists/federal reserve.

Good, ol' Dees. I knew he wouldn't let us down. :allears:

# ? Oct 10, 2015 15:17

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Xander77 posted:

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How did the Statue of Liberty get all the way to Washington D.C.?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 16:00

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Sir Tonk posted:

That's alot of labels.

Dees have a lot of insanity.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 16:06

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Darkman Fanpage posted:

How did the Statue of Liberty get all the way to Washington D.C.?

By foot?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 16:09

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Winston was in that movie?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 16:20

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ? Oct 10, 2015 16:51

DaveWoo: Aug 14, 2004; Fun Shoe

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Sorry Mikey, but the McCarthy allegations have actually been coming from other Republicans:

quote:

In the hours before House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) abruptly withdrew his candidacy to be the next speaker of the House, he received an email from a conservative activist threatening to expose an alleged affair with a colleague. The subject line: �Kevin, why not resign like Bob Livingston?�

The email, sent just after 8 a.m. on Thursday, came from Steve Baer, a Chicago-based GOP donor known for mass-emailing conservative figures and Republican lawmakers. It was addressed to McCarthy and numerous others, including the personal account of Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-N.C.), whom conservative media sites have suggested is tied romantically to McCarthy.

quote:

Few news organizations have touched the affair allegations, beyond the Drudge Report and conservative media. Charles Johnson, the conservative provocateur behind GotNews.com, reported them back in January.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 17:03

Pussy Cartel: Jun 26, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Oh come on, Lester, the donkey would obviously be using Grindr! It's like you don't even keep up with your gay stereotypes!

# ? Oct 10, 2015 17:04

DaveWoo: Aug 14, 2004; Fun Shoe

Pussy Cartel posted:

Oh come on, Lester, the donkey would obviously be using Grindr! It's like you don't even keep up with your gay stereotypes!

Haha, I totally missed the casual gay-bashing in there. Never change, Mikey. :allears:

# ? Oct 10, 2015 17:11

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DaveWoo posted:

Sorry Mikey, but the McCarthy allegations have actually been coming from other Republicans:

And they say the Republicans have no spirit of bipartisanship! :haw:

# ? Oct 10, 2015 17:15

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Yes, Lester, because we all know you'd have been such a huge fun of Speaker McCarthy.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 17:43

there wolf: Jan 11, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

Zetsubou-san posted:

If you think of it as more of an picture book than a cartoon, it's not that bad.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 17:46

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Selachian posted:

Bell looks familiar.

Some would say this is lazy, but I kinda like how now more people are showing up and there's the promise of more to come.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 18:49

Saint Sputnik: Apr 1, 2007; Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Hostile V posted:

Some would say this is lazy, but I kinda like how now more people are showing up and there's the promise of more to come.

Carly's already in the background stepping into the room. Bell's probably just waiting for her to say something dumb. Can't wait for trump.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 18:56

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Saint Sputnik posted:

Carly's already in the background stepping into the room. Bell's probably just waiting for her to say something dumb. Can't wait for trump.

He basically said the same thing Jeb did. Pretty much:"Crazy people gonna murder but we can't put everyone on medication so what are you gonna do?"

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:07

Tobermory: Mar 31, 2011

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Is "Do not use towels to wash cars" actually a sign that appears in hotels?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:39

Kakairo: Dec 5, 2005; In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Notice how there is no indication that the donkey is married or cheating on anyone. So, we're supposed to hate on the single guy using a dating app?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:51

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Kakairo posted:

Notice how there is no indication that the donkey is married or cheating on anyone. So, we're supposed to hate on the single guy using a dating app?

No, we are supposed to condemn bestiality.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 20:02

Hitler B. Natural: Feb 11, 2014

Bob Lang still can't draw Putin-sama, or explosions, or rocket fire, or at all

# ? Oct 10, 2015 20:19

colonel_korn: May 16, 2003

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I enjoyed the GOP logo inside the Mandelbrot Set

# ? Oct 10, 2015 20:20

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

colonel_korn posted:

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# ? Oct 10, 2015 20:23

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

colonel_korn posted:

Really wasn't expecting to ever see a Mandelbrot Set joke in a political cartoon, but here it is in Animal Nuz of all things.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 20:59

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