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Minarchist posted:I was hoping more for the chemical warfare route. Also I live alone now, so there's no one to I prefer traditional warfare
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Crossposting from the YOSPOS pics thread. 
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AnonSpore posted:A friend linked me this a few minutes ago. Dude's like the Masaokis from across the sea.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Dude's like the Masaokis from across the sea. At first I thought, Man that is a dirty kitchen, and I thought it was strange he didn't at least rinse his potatoes before boiling them, but whatever, it looked like they came out pretty fine. Wait what is he doing with that processed cheese product Macaroni He is spitting the carrots
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For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to assume dude was sent alone to a tiny remote weather monitoring station in the far north, and all they send him for food is macaroni, potatoes, carrots, and Kraft slices. He couldn't cut the carrots because they didn't allow him to have any knives because the lonely, isolated work tends to make employees suicidal. That's what happened, right? 
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to assume dude was sent alone to a tiny remote weather monitoring station in the far north, and all they send him for food is macaroni, potatoes, carrots, and Kraft slices. He couldn't cut the carrots because they didn't allow him to have any knives because the lonely, isolated work tends to make employees suicidal. SymmetryrtemmyS posted:I think this thread is mainly comprised of two types of people: those who love food and want to laugh at ugly food, and picky eaters who want to justify their aversions. I have no factual basis for this presumption, but it's the feeling I get. Pretty much my impression as well.
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DekeThornton posted:Pretty much my impression as well. Hey now, can't a man be both?
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thespaceinvader posted:Hey now, can't a man be both? Not really. People who are picky eaters don't love food (obviously), and if you love food, you won't be picky about it.
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SymmetryrtemmyS posted:Not really. People who are picky eaters don't love food (obviously), and if you love food, you won't be picky about it. I have some food-stuffs I refuse to eat (Mayonnaise, and straight up eggs mostly) but I love food outside of that.
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cash crab posted:My favourite video posted here was that one where that woman eats like, four heads of lettuce and a pound of figs every day for lunch because she's on a raw food diet and also vegan. This is from pages back, but it's more ridiculous than that. She ate 10 pounds of lettuce and a pound of dates for dinner. Still better than nutraloaf. Nutraloaf is the saddest food. 
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Looks vile up close but baked green mussels are loving amazing.
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13Pandora13 posted:Looks vile up close but baked green mussels are loving amazing. Yeah I would eat all of those.
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DekeThornton posted:Seems like a regular Finn cooking regular Finnish food in a regular Finnish manner to me. He is a bit less drunk than expected though. Regardless of the actual food, his kitchen is loving filthy, man.
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AnonSpore posted:Regardless of the actual food, his kitchen is loving filthy, man. Well, it's a Finnish home post 1809, so that is really nothing unexpected.
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Lonely Virgil posted:This is from pages back, but it's more ridiculous than that. She ate 10 pounds of lettuce and a pound of dates for dinner. I don't want to start poo poo, but how the gently caress is that not considered an eating disorder? Bleughgfgkfjg. Also:  Oysters are the ultimate anti food porn.
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Senior Scarybagels posted:I have some food-stuffs I refuse to eat (Mayonnaise, and straight up eggs mostly) but I love food outside of that. Same here but with invertebrates and olives. That being said, those oysters are double rear end-nasty.
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Some Anti-restaurant-food porn: Last weekend my wife, daughter and I were passing through Lone Pine, CA on our way home from Mammoth. We're an hour or so into our drive, everyone is hungry so we decide to stop at this lovely, little diner in Lone Pine. It's the typical greasy spoon, privately owned coffee shop style place you see on many roads in the US. I order an iced tea while we're looking at the menu. When it comes, I start drinking it because I'm thirsty as hell after a weekend of fishing, hiking and drinking cheap beer and vodka. My wife says to me, "Uhm, HairyManling... there's a bug in your drink." I spin the glass around, because she's sitting across from me and has a different view on the plastic cup that my iced tea is in and sure enough there's a god drat insect dead and drowned in my drink. Very politely I mention to our waitress that there is "a fly" in my drink and she says, "Oh, that's a beetle. We're having a beetle problem in California right now." And then just loving walks away to serve another table. Like I'm just supposed to be comfortable with the fact that there are dead bugs in our food and maybe I should just shut the gently caress up with my attitude over that fact. She comes back a few minutes later and I tell her that I would like another drink without bugs in it and just gives me this look like I'm Joffrey asking for a more attractive piece of rear end than Margaery (or however you spell those assholes from GoT). I wish I had my phone with me to snap a picture, but it was in the car and we were tired from a week of hiking and fishing. Anyways, we ate the food, it was probably full of bugs and who knows what other poo poo. loving rural America, can you at least hide the filth in my food that you're serving me?
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Sorry everybody, this is just normal food porn, but I don't have anywhere else to post this.  Homemade double down and a double down dog.
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cash crab posted:I don't want to start poo poo, but how the gently caress is that not considered an eating disorder? Bleughgfgkfjg. That poo poo looks dope. Wanamingo posted:Sorry everybody, this is just normal food porn, but I don't have anywhere else to post this. This looks like a deep fried insect having sex with another deep fried insect. would
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HairyManling posted:Some Anti-restaurant-food porn: Last weekend my wife, daughter and I were passing through Lone Pine, CA on our way home from Mammoth. We're an hour or so into our drive, everyone is hungry so we decide to stop at this lovely, little diner in Lone Pine. It's the typical greasy spoon, privately owned coffee shop style place you see on many roads in the US. I order an iced tea while we're looking at the menu. When it comes, I start drinking it because I'm thirsty as hell after a weekend of fishing, hiking and drinking cheap beer and vodka. My wife says to me, "Uhm, HairyManling... there's a bug in your drink." I spin the glass around, because she's sitting across from me and has a different view on the plastic cup that my iced tea is in and sure enough there's a god drat insect dead and drowned in my drink. Very politely I mention to our waitress that there is "a fly" in my drink and she says, "Oh, that's a beetle. We're having a beetle problem in California right now." And then just loving walks away to serve another table. Like I'm just supposed to be comfortable with the fact that there are dead bugs in our food and maybe I should just shut the gently caress up with my attitude over that fact. She comes back a few minutes later and I tell her that I would like another drink without bugs in it and just gives me this look like I'm Joffrey asking for a more attractive piece of rear end than Margaery (or however you spell those assholes from GoT). I wish I had my phone with me to snap a picture, but it was in the car and we were tired from a week of hiking and fishing. Anyways, we ate the food, it was probably full of bugs and who knows what other poo poo. loving rural America, can you at least hide the filth in my food that you're serving me? Maybe you shouldn't complain about free protein, city boy. Maybe then you wouldn't be so scrawny. <  >
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HairyManling posted:Some Anti-restaurant-food porn: Last weekend my wife, daughter and I were passing through Lone Pine, CA on our way home from Mammoth. We're an hour or so into our drive, everyone is hungry so we decide to stop at this lovely, little diner in Lone Pine. It's the typical greasy spoon, privately owned coffee shop style place you see on many roads in the US. I order an iced tea while we're looking at the menu. When it comes, I start drinking it because I'm thirsty as hell after a weekend of fishing, hiking and drinking cheap beer and vodka. My wife says to me, "Uhm, HairyManling... there's a bug in your drink." I spin the glass around, because she's sitting across from me and has a different view on the plastic cup that my iced tea is in and sure enough there's a god drat insect dead and drowned in my drink. Very politely I mention to our waitress that there is "a fly" in my drink and she says, "Oh, that's a beetle. We're having a beetle problem in California right now." And then just loving walks away to serve another table. Like I'm just supposed to be comfortable with the fact that there are dead bugs in our food and maybe I should just shut the gently caress up with my attitude over that fact. She comes back a few minutes later and I tell her that I would like another drink without bugs in it and just gives me this look like I'm Joffrey asking for a more attractive piece of rear end than Margaery (or however you spell those assholes from GoT). I wish I had my phone with me to snap a picture, but it was in the car and we were tired from a week of hiking and fishing. Anyways, we ate the food, it was probably full of bugs and who knows what other poo poo. loving rural America, can you at least hide the filth in my food that you're serving me? You're making a good case for victim blaming
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cyberia posted:You know that Teflon coating doesn't start to degrade until it is heated to over 500° Fahrenheit and only creates fumes noxious enough to affect humans at temperatures over 650° Fahrenheit? It's pretty easy to cook with non stick pans without killing yourself or your pets. That's all well and good but woks are frequently used at over 600 degrees, that's how you get a nice wok hei instead of a soupy mess.
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Eugh Wanamingo posted:Sorry everybody, this is just normal food porn, but I don't have anywhere else to post this. 
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Pham Nuwen posted:That's all well and good but woks are frequently used at over 600 degrees, that's how you get a nice wok hei instead of a soupy mess. Why does your 315 degree C Wok have a Teflon coating?
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titties posted:The whole thing is horrifying. As best as I can figure, here is the recipe: That's disgusting. Just use the fake sausage like you were making regular gravy and you'll get something much more palatable than that mess.
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cash crab posted:I don't want to start poo poo, but how the gently caress is that not considered an eating disorder? Bleughgfgkfjg. I think it's actually considered a form of orthorexia. I have never seen anything that looked more like greasy shits on a yellow plate. 
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HairyManling posted:Some Anti-restaurant-food porn: Last weekend my wife, daughter and I were passing through Lone Pine, CA on our way home from Mammoth. We're an hour or so into our drive, everyone is hungry so we decide to stop at this lovely, little diner in Lone Pine. It's the typical greasy spoon, privately owned coffee shop style place you see on many roads in the US. I order an iced tea while we're looking at the menu. When it comes, I start drinking it because I'm thirsty as hell after a weekend of fishing, hiking and drinking cheap beer and vodka. My wife says to me, "Uhm, HairyManling... there's a bug in your drink." I spin the glass around, because she's sitting across from me and has a different view on the plastic cup that my iced tea is in and sure enough there's a god drat insect dead and drowned in my drink. Very politely I mention to our waitress that there is "a fly" in my drink and she says, "Oh, that's a beetle. We're having a beetle problem in California right now." And then just loving walks away to serve another table. Like I'm just supposed to be comfortable with the fact that there are dead bugs in our food and maybe I should just shut the gently caress up with my attitude over that fact. She comes back a few minutes later and I tell her that I would like another drink without bugs in it and just gives me this look like I'm Joffrey asking for a more attractive piece of rear end than Margaery (or however you spell those assholes from GoT). I wish I had my phone with me to snap a picture, but it was in the car and we were tired from a week of hiking and fishing. Anyways, we ate the food, it was probably full of bugs and who knows what other poo poo. loving rural America, can you at least hide the filth in my food that you're serving me? I actually read an article about this about a month ago, the entire town (and surrounding) was literally swarmed with beetles to the point that they were a safety hazard to drivers for months. I'm not shocked that she was so casual after that
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The Glumslinger posted:I actually read an article about this about a month ago, the entire town (and surrounding) was literally swarmed with beetles to the point that they were a safety hazard to drivers for months. I'm not shocked that she was so casual after that The New Zealand government recently did something incredibly dumb and dropped the poison 10-80 over a large swathe of our beautiful forests. This effectively wiped out the large/medium predator population and allowed the mouse population to explode. While driving through one small town my Dad had a wonderful time squishing mice on the road, he didn't even have to leave his lane to leave multiple casualties. I have to imagine the locals were probably just as blase about mouse sightings after that.
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Man this looks like the sort of photo you'd find in a Serial Killer's Murder Basement, except with Food instead of Corpses
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So, maybe this is AFP, maybe not, but I ate sliced donkey today at lunch. Delicious with a sichuan peppercorn/chili/MSG sort of furikake on it. T&T mod Grand Fromage tricked me into it. I thought it was dry char siu. Dammit, it was magenta as gently caress and not at all bad, but once I found out it was donkey, all I could taste was horse sweat. Damndest thing. I'm totally ordering it again.
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So you're saying you ate some rear end for lunch and want to eat some rear end again.
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Specifically, he can't forget the taste of sweat that came with eating the magenta rear end.
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This probably counts as genuine food porn but I don't know something about the color does not sit right with me: Zodiac Cake
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DarklyDreaming posted:This probably counts as genuine food porn but I don't know something about the color does not sit right with me: It's Homestuck, isn't it?
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