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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





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GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

I can't stop laughing at how the mascot manages to look downcast afterward.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
It also seemed like there was no way to turn off the machine.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Gorilla Salad posted:

It also seemed like there was no way to turn off the machine.

There is right above, but it's just too funny.

They are making rice cakes, which are traditionally made in a wooden mortar. One person pounds the rice with a big mallet and another person turns it around and moistens it, so it won't stick. The person with the hammer won't stop for that.
It's often done do attract people.
With a coated bowl, there is no need for turning.

VVV
That one also had a control panel right next to it :smith:

Lurking Haro fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Oct 11, 2015

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2cc_1444495118

CCTV footage of a dude getting caught in a hydraulic press

Kinda NWS

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

This is going to be my new go to video for explaining a degloving incident. Is it on youtube?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Cat Hatter posted:

This is going to be my new go to video for explaining a degloving incident. Is it on youtube?

if you love the people you are explaining it to just use this

it is mind safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIyvSKCnBnk

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Bokito posted:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2cc_1444495118

CCTV footage of a dude getting caught in a hydraulic press

Kinda NWS

Horrible and terrifying, but that alarm light has some good comedy timing.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Bokito posted:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2cc_1444495118

CCTV footage of a dude getting caught in a hydraulic press

Kinda NWS

I love how the guy releases the press and THEN realizes that dudes head is ruined and runs off.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Horrible and terrifying, but that alarm light has some good comedy timing.

I feel better knowing I'm not the only one who cracked up when that kicked on. :siren:

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

SneakyFrog posted:

if you love the people you are explaining it to just use this

it is mind safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIyvSKCnBnk

I didn't think a mascot losing a glove was that terrifying.

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord

Bokito posted:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2cc_1444495118

CCTV footage of a dude getting caught in a hydraulic press

Kinda NWS

What really creeps me out about videos like these is that they almost always look innocuous and un-dramatic, but you know what you just saw.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Someone posted from face/off earlier, so I think it should be okay to post some Halloween skin makeup effects: (may be :nms: but none of it is real you big baby)

http://i.imgur.com/H2FMUne.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Htuj24Y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nqwWmng.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/prAtUF9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WfxRNJm.jpg

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Cat Hatter posted:

I didn't think a mascot losing a glove was that terrifying.

i was scared.... i cant look at those scary ones anymore.

simplefish posted:

Someone posted from face/off earlier, so I think it should be okay to post some Halloween skin makeup effects: (may be :nms: but none of it is real you big baby)

http://i.imgur.com/H2FMUne.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Htuj24Y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nqwWmng.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/prAtUF9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WfxRNJm.jpg

sorry for being a big baby

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Bokito posted:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2cc_1444495118

CCTV footage of a dude getting caught in a hydraulic press

Kinda NWS

I think the most :stare: thing to me was his coworker's reaction. First it was kind of "oh poo poo" and then when he came back it was more like "well crap, guess he's not getting up -- I'd better go get a mop."

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I think the most :stare: thing to me was his coworker's reaction.

for me it was that you can see the moment where his body goes limp

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

DiHK posted:

I love how the guy releases the press and THEN realizes that dudes head is ruined and runs off.

I'd say he knew what he was looking at, but there was still the hope the guy would live. Denial, basically. It happens.

Novo posted:

for me it was that you can see the moment where his body goes limp

It looks like he was trying to pull away after the press closed, but that is probably just the posturing reflex of the muscles when they're starved of oxygen. It lasts about that long, from smoosh to limpness.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Oh man that press video is bad. :gonk:

I also like the operator of that dough-punching machine having no idea of what to do instead of pressing the obvious red button on the control panel.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Three-Phase posted:

Oh man that press video is bad. :gonk:

I also like the operator of that dough-punching machine having no idea of what to do instead of pressing the obvious red button on the control panel.

AND RUIN THE DOUGH'S CONTINUITY? GAIJIN SCUM.

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

Chocobo posted:

I bet that driver is thankful that the mine follows the guidelines for berm construction. All roads that have an edge with a 3 meter or higher drop have to have a dirt berm at least 3/4 as tall as the largest wheel of any vehicle that uses that road.

Here it's 1/2 as high as the largest wheel. Good on yal for being safer though, I don't think our berms would stop poo poo if someone really hit em.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Sammus posted:

Here it's 1/2 as high as the largest wheel. Good on yal for being safer though, I don't think our berms would stop poo poo if someone really hit em.

No direct experience but it seems like the berms are more there for fuckups ("I'll just slide to the outside to let traffic by and oops") rather than someone aiming directly for one.

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

simplefish posted:

Someone posted from face/off earlier, so I think it should be okay to post some Halloween skin makeup effects: (may be :nms: but none of it is real you big baby)

http://i.imgur.com/H2FMUne.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Htuj24Y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nqwWmng.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/prAtUF9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WfxRNJm.jpg

since you're clearly here for gore and not OSHA, why not just make a seperate gore thread? so all the sick fucks can have their own special place

Nuclear Pogostick
Apr 9, 2007

Bouncing towards victory
yeah i don't come to this thread for gore porn, i come here to laugh at hilarious juryrigged ridiculous poo poo

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Delta Echo posted:

It looks like he was trying to pull away after the press closed, but that is probably just the posturing reflex of the muscles when they're starved of oxygen. It lasts about that long, from smoosh to limpness.

Watch his arm, there's clearly an OH SH- moment followed immediately by muscle spasm.

Anyway :nws:This is the worst thing I've ever watched:nws:, worse than even beheadings, and I owe my thanks to this very thread. It is gore porn and it's not OSHA at all, really.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nuclear Pogostick
Apr 9, 2007

Bouncing towards victory

DiHK posted:

Watch his arm, there's clearly an OH SH- moment followed immediately by muscle spasm.

Anyway :nws:This is the worst thing I've ever watched:nws:, worse than even beheadings, and I owe my thanks to this very thread. It is gore porn and it's not OSHA at all, really.

Then why the gently caress did you post it, idiot?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Trigger warning: not gore fetish porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMRGgvpzMSo

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

froward posted:

since you're clearly here for gore and not OSHA, why not just make a seperate gore thread? so all the sick fucks can have their own special place

Pussy spotted

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Nuclear Pogostick posted:

Then why the gently caress did you post it, idiot?

Revenge gore porn, seems pretty obvious to me.

I'd rather spread the love up front than be vague and have some one ask after it a few posts down.

That and :justpost:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




for context, they roleplay ww2, crawling dude is german soldier and tractor guy is soviet tank

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

kalstrams posted:

for context, they roleplay ww2, crawling dude is german soldier and tractor guy is soviet tank

I thought it was a deleted scene from "Siberiade".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KhVLgvaYZY

Guy really nailed the head-first landing.

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


:nws:Man is literally cut in half by chainsaw, torso crawling around on floor before slowly dying in horrible agony.:nws:

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


Please don't post this poo poo.

ncumbered_by_idgits fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Oct 12, 2015

shiftless
May 18, 2005

DiHK posted:

Watch his arm, there's clearly an OH SH- moment followed immediately by muscle spasm.

Anyway :nws:This is the worst thing I've ever watched:nws:, worse than even beheadings, and I owe my thanks to this very thread. It is gore porn and it's not OSHA at all, really.

I forget the details but the second half in the hospital is an unrelated shotgun incident. Anyway, there is a whole Reddit sub forum for gore. This isn't osha related at all.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Yeah the halloween and gore poo poo is just kinda boring

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
more of this please



edit: whoa tables. Sorry, was phoneposting

Son of Thunderbeast fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Oct 12, 2015

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
As a palate cleanser, let's look at a trench and read the conversion between a worker and an inspector:


OSHA Officer : “This is a good demonstration as to why you’re not supposed to be down there without caving protection…”

Employee : “I understand that, but when we also would’ve seen any type of movement, we would have been out of there and been able to excavate it out before it happened….and I know it’s a…a “what-if” on both ends…”

**3 Seconds Elapses…**

**Trench Collapses**

OSHA Officer : “I mean I wouldn’t wanna be down in there when that happens…and it’s hard to judge when those things happen.”


video link: http://www.osha.gov/video/trench-collapse.wmv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Video title adder is a great chrome extension.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Dude, post more classic OSHA instead of this poo poo.

Sanguinaire
Feb 10, 2003

Tunicate posted:

Dude, post more classic OSHA instead of this poo poo.

I too prefer the taste of OSHA Classic, the New OSHA taste doesn't satisfy leaves me longing for the old days.

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goodness
Jan 3, 2012

just keep swimming

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

more of this please



Please no more table destroying. Even though you timg it is still gigantic for some reason

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