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Oct 11, 2015 04:19
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goose fleet posted:What the gently caress Nigga likes mega man
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Oct 11, 2015 04:20
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If you're going to make up weird torture stories at least make them plausible, who the gently caress would put forth that much effort to heat up a nickle
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Oct 11, 2015 04:21
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Tendai posted:If you're going to make up weird torture stories at least make them plausible, who the gently caress would put forth that much effort to heat up a nickle I can tell that you're not a sadist
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Oct 11, 2015 05:14
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goose fleet posted:What the gently caress Dude apparently has written like eight stories revolving around red-hot nickels. It's a fetish??
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Oct 11, 2015 05:27
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Tunicate posted:Dude apparently has written like eight stories revolving around red-hot nickels. It's a knock-off of a joke account that incorporates getting beat with jumper cables into every post.
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Oct 11, 2015 05:32
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Tunicate posted:Dude apparently has written like eight stories revolving around red-hot nickels. ...Are you for real or is this STDH? please tell me it's the latter, even if it's a lie
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Oct 11, 2015 05:39
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Oct 11, 2015 05:56
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Agean90 posted:golf shore Par for the course.
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Oct 11, 2015 08:15
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Oct 12, 2015 04:09
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That is some immaculately loving wrapped 'rice dessert'.
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Oct 12, 2015 04:18
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Vulpes posted:That is some immaculately loving wrapped 'rice dessert'. This doesn't make sense. RabbitWizard has a new favorite as of 04:34 on Oct 12, 2015 |
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Oct 12, 2015 04:31
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RabbitWizard posted:Google "Non Amson", stuff looks like that. This mayyyyy have happened. It seems to be kinda-maybe-could-have-happened bundled onto a lovely overplayed joke (the "Wat" stuff). The "Whovian" (  ) one could also possibly have happened, even though it didn't, because 13-year-old children are easy to scare.RabbitWizard posted:Google "Non Amson", stuff looks like that. This mayyyyy have happened. It's a Doctor Who reference. Be glad that you don't understand it.
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Oct 12, 2015 04:35
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RabbitWizard posted:This doesn't make sense. IT's from an episode.
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Oct 12, 2015 04:35
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Lady Naga posted:IT's from an episode. But 'who turned out the lights' is a pretty reasonable and common thing to say when the lights randomly go off. How could it possibly be interpreted as a Dr Who reference except by ludicrously obsessed nerds?
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Oct 12, 2015 04:40
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Vulpes posted:But 'who turned out the lights' is a pretty reasonable and common thing to say when the lights randomly go off. How could it possibly be interpreted as a Dr Who reference except by ludicrously obsessed nerds? That's sort of the point, love.
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Oct 12, 2015 04:43
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Once I was at a comic store with some friends and it turned out we accidentally went during HeroClix night. Some Whovian chick glommed onto my friend and tried to show off her Dr Who poo poo for like 10 minutes, despite him repeatedly telling her he has never seen Dr Who and he doesn't understand what any of it is, and that he was just looking at comics. Whovians are almost as bad as bronies.
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Oct 12, 2015 04:45
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Vulpes posted:But 'who turned out the lights' is a pretty reasonable and common thing to say when the lights randomly go off. How could it possibly be interpreted as a Dr Who reference except by ludicrously obsessed nerds? It's just one of those wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey doctor-proctory who stuff
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Oct 12, 2015 04:46
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People were wearing helmets in that episode and the visor went black. If you're not wearing a helmet and everything suddenly turns black it's not the things from the library.
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Oct 12, 2015 04:50
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RabbitWizard posted:This doesn't make sense. It's close cousins of the STDH involving a vidya-related ringtone or text alert and a classroom, subway car, bus, etc. Usually morlocks.
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Oct 12, 2015 04:50
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:Once I was at a comic store with some friends and it turned out we accidentally went during HeroClix night. Some Whovian chick glommed onto my friend and tried to show off her Dr Who poo poo for like 10 minutes, despite him repeatedly telling her he has never seen Dr Who and he doesn't understand what any of it is, and that he was just looking at comics. Whovians are almost as bad as bronies. Tales like this are an endless source of amusement for me, I just can't comprehend that our lovely British Science Fiction show is so popular in America, or at least on the internet, to me, it's just a typical Saturday night cheesy BBC show to keep the kids happy, but for "Whovians" its a way of life.
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Oct 12, 2015 04:55
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Judge Tesla posted:Tales like this are an endless source of amusement for me, I just can't comprehend that our lovely British Science Fiction show is so popular in America, or at least on the internet, to me, it's just a typical Saturday night cheesy BBC show to keep the kids happy, but for "Whovians" its a way of life. Teeaboos are the loving worst.
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Oct 12, 2015 05:23
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Judge Tesla posted:Tales like this are an endless source of amusement for me, I just can't comprehend that our lovely British Science Fiction show is so popular in America, or at least on the internet, to me, it's just a typical Saturday night cheesy BBC show to keep the kids happy, but for "Whovians" its a way of life. Just tell me you aren't counting Red Dwarf in that category. Not like it is a lifestyle choice for me or anything, but I really liked it.
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Oct 12, 2015 05:29
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Judge Tesla posted:Tales like this are an endless source of amusement for me, I just can't comprehend that our lovely British Science Fiction show is so popular in America, or at least on the internet, to me, it's just a typical Saturday night cheesy BBC show to keep the kids happy, but for "Whovians" its a way of life. Writing endless romance angles helped.
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Oct 12, 2015 06:19
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Like I've said before I'm sure that at least 99% of the American fans are the ones that fawned over David Tennant and Matt Smith because now that an older guy is the doctor they aren't as vocal about the series anymore
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Oct 12, 2015 07:08
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Teeaboos Nice. I used to watch Dr Who when I was younger because my aunt would send me the dvds from England. Some of them were fun and kinda clever. Then I stumbled on a more recent episode and God was it flat and cheesy and boring. Now I don't want to watch them ever again not to sully the memories 
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Oct 12, 2015 08:47
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Oct 13, 2015 02:25
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What actually happened: 7-year-olds laughed at a girl saying "titi".
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Oct 13, 2015 02:50
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Dave (from across the room): This conversation is highly unlikely, we're seven!
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Oct 13, 2015 03:06
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MonoAus posted:Dave (from across the room): This conversation is highly unlikely, we're seven! I can't even conceive of how someone who has ever been in the company of 7-year-olds could consider that a possible conversation (not that it wouldn't also be stilted and ridiculous at any other age).
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Oct 13, 2015 05:12
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I've known several gay 7 year olds and none of them spoke like that.
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Oct 13, 2015 05:32
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 quote:I am a store manger at a Menswearhouse and I heard my ex was getting married, who broke up with me by sending me a snapchat of her having sex with another guy, was getting married so I took a shot in the dark and looked up to see if the tuxedos they got for their wedding were from Menswearhouse, they were. I then proceeded to change the shipping date and location of all the tuxedos for the groom and his groomsman at the last minute so even when they identify the problem, it would be too late to fix it. I got a deep satisfaction that I did something to make her "perfect day" a little less special.
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Oct 13, 2015 06:40
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That's pretty believable, imo. Especially the fact that there would be someone that spiteful.
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Oct 13, 2015 06:52
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Sounds like a good way to get fired? and maybe they'd have to hire suits from somewhere else. Wedding day ruined!
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Oct 13, 2015 07:11
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realtalk this could be 100% true i met some really fuckin weird people when i was at the Men's Warehouse
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Oct 13, 2015 07:33
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Yeah people can be petty but it sounds 100% like some bitter revenge fantasy that never happened. The snapchat thing is just so over the top, and a manager who does something deliberately that is going to end up costing his store a big sale/refund is either too dumb to ever get the job in the first place, or will shortly be losing it. Also I think at mens wearhouse when you order rental tuxes they are shipped to the store and you go in and try them on a couple days before the event to see if any final alterations need to be made. Worst case scenario they either go to the other store or have them overnight them to the right one. It's not like you go pick them up an hour before your wedding.
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Oct 13, 2015 08:14
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It didn't says "i'm a manager at *men's clothes store*" so i think it's confirmed this one is real.
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Oct 13, 2015 08:26
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No he's a manger at men swearhouse. So he's there to feed the horses people ride in on. You guys still use horses right? That single paragraph is so badly written jeez. Especially the part about the ex was getting married, she broke over snapchat, was getting married. At least reread your lovely post.
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Oct 13, 2015 09:01
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The men swearhouse sounds like a fun place to be. To be honest I didn't even realise how terribly written it was until you pointed it out. I've read so many of these now my brain just automatically corrects it.
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Oct 13, 2015 09:29
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Murphy Brownback posted:Yeah people can be petty but it sounds 100% like some bitter revenge fantasy that never happened. The snapchat thing is just so over the top, and a manager who does something deliberately that is going to end up costing his store a big sale/refund is either too dumb to ever get the job in the first place, or will shortly be losing it. Also I think at mens wearhouse when you order rental tuxes they are shipped to the store and you go in and try them on a couple days before the event to see if any final alterations need to be made. Worst case scenario they either go to the other store or have them overnight them to the right one. It's not like you go pick them up an hour before your wedding. You get them 2-3 days early, so if they were sent to the wrong place they'd be found ASAP. Nothing for weddings happens 'day of'. Unless family is making it, then all bets are off.
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Oct 13, 2015 13:43
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