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Luigi Thirty posted:that's how they informed people they were laid off lmao ho-ly poo poo
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Luigi Thirty posted:that's how they informed people they were laid off lmao at least wcw would send an envelope
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Luigi Thirty posted:that's how they informed people they were laid off lmao "So we have made an extremely tough decision: we plan to part ways with up to 336 people from across the company. We are doing this with the utmost respect for each and every person" *mass bans their accounts before talking to anyone about getting fired*
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ayn rand hand job posted:at least wcw would send an envelope they would have sent a DM but the employee wasn't already following @twitter_hr
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ayn rand hand job posted:at least wcw would send an envelope Chris Jericho once received an overnight fedex envelope from WCW and thought he was fired Nah they paid 50 bucks to overnight him an empty envelope by mistake. I love WCW
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Emails like this are usually riddled with corporate speak so I’m going to give it to you straight. streamlined roadmap...a bold peek into the future...significant structural changes...nimbler team...streamlined in parallel...extremely tough decision...part ways with...purpose-built team...reinvest in our most impactful priorities...the world needs a strong Twitter
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Luigi Thirty posted:Chris Jericho once received an overnight fedex envelope from WCW and thought he was fired i didn't say anything about the contents or lack thereof
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Mr. Apollo posted:Emails like this are usually riddled with corporate speak so I’m going to give it to you straight. "streamlined" and "nimbler" mean "more money for us; gently caress you"
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"nimbler" also means "I hope you like doing that person we laid off's job in addition to your own"
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automate your job and tell no one and make sure if you don't touch it once a day the automation self destructs.
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Mr. Apollo posted:Emails like this are usually riddled with corporate speak so I’m going to give it to you straight. This isn't easy. But it is right.
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qirex posted:"nimbler" also means "I hope you like doing that person we laid off's job in addition to your own" #lean-agile
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Luigi Thirty posted:that's what the guy who tweeted that pic said fuckshitdamn
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 lol kickstarter suspended the borkbork laser razor Hello, This is a message from Kickstarter’s Integrity team. We’re writing to notify you that the Skarp Laser Razor project has been suspended, and your pledge has been canceled. After requesting and reviewing additional material from the creator of the project, we’ve concluded that it is in violation of our rule requiring working prototypes of physical products that are offered as rewards. Accordingly, all funding has been stopped and backers will not be charged for their pledges. No further action is required on your part. Suspensions cannot be undone. We take the integrity of the Kickstarter system very seriously. We only suspend projects when we find evidence that our rules are being violated. Regards, Kickstarter Integrity Team
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qirex posted:"nimbler" also means "I hope you like doing that person we laid off's job in addition to your own"
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Phoenixan posted:hope you can cancel all your family and vacation plans, motherfucker sometimes i just worry you might not be as devoted to success as the rest of us
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Vicas posted:sometimes i just worry you might not be as devoted to success as the rest of us sometimes i doubt your commitment to bubel motion
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Captain Foo posted:is that for fuckin' real http://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/3okl3c/laid_off_by_twitter/
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Luigi Thirty posted:Chris Jericho once received an overnight fedex envelope from WCW and thought he was fired I've been browsing through this list of fan site quotes during the death of wcw for the past few days http://polas.byethost4.com/deathofwcw.htm maybe it was posted in this thread?
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duTrieux. posted:i've been thinking about it and i'm pretty sure that somebody with enough access to elon musk could probably convince him to either acquire or construct a nuclear weapon. just pitch it to him at burning man
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duTrieux. posted:i've been thinking
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prefect posted:just pitch it to him at burning man just be sure to set the contact fuse sensitivity sufficiently high.
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Shaggar posted:making the world a twitter place adjectiving is the new verbing
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computer parts posted:on a tangent, i wonder why nerds don't sperg out over food & exercise more. it's literally managing spreadsheets and watching your numbers go up it's the second point alternatively they become powerlifters lol 
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ayn rand hand job posted:at least wcw would send an envelope
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FCKGW posted:I've been browsing through this list of fan site quotes during the death of wcw for the past few days it was tonight we're watching the last good WCW PPV (Halloween Havoc 98) in a synchtube at 8 if you want to see this crap in action
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