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Simply Simon: Nov 6, 2010; 📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

It's local specialty Wei�wurst, which is traditionally eaten by sucking it out from its skin.

Now THAT's anti-porn. I've never done it and actually never seen it but apparently, like with all stupid traditions, there are purists that will literally (catholic-rear end state...) crucify you.

I sliced the skin open and removed it (the groove of the slice splits the pac-mouth open), then sliced the sausage into discs and fried it. It's great that way, though boiled and eaten with sweet mustard is still king

. These were a day old, though (another breach of tradition - you should not eat Wei�wurst after noon, because in olden days they would go bad very quickly), so frying was a great way to use leftovers.

The mustard is not standard sweet Munich mustard, though - it's an Austrian kren (horseradish) and apple concoction. Relishious!

# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:26

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# ? May 25, 2024 09:07

Drythe: Aug 26, 2012

Wanamingo posted:

Breakfast hot dogs

That looks like ham, cheese, potatoes, and eggs inside toast. That's regular food porn and now I'm hungry for a breakfast sandwich.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:29

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Simply Simon posted:

In honor of my hatred of the thankfully already over Oktoberfest, I made Bavarian anti-food porn recently:

That pretzel looks so happy about his weird new beard.

Simply Simon posted:

It's local specialty Wei�wurst, which is traditionally eaten by sucking it out from its skin.

Now THAT's anti-porn. I've never done it and actually never seen it but apparently, like with all stupid traditions, there are purists that will literally (catholic-rear end state...) crucify you.

I sliced the skin open and removed it (the groove of the slice splits the pac-mouth open), then sliced the sausage into discs and fried it. It's great that way, though boiled and eaten with sweet mustard is still king . These were a day old, though (another breach of tradition - you should not eat Wei�wurst after noon, because in olden days they would go bad very quickly), so frying was a great way to use leftovers.

The mustard is not standard sweet Munich mustard, though - it's an Austrian kren (horseradish) and apple concoction. Relishious!

I am comfortable in my heterosexuality, but I'd still rather fry up some little Pac Mans than suck a dick to get my sausage fix.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 14:56

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Simply Simon posted:

It's local specialty Wei�wurst, which is traditionally eaten by sucking it out from its skin.

Now THAT's anti-porn. I've never done it and actually never seen it but apparently, like with all stupid traditions, there are purists that will literally (catholic-rear end state...) crucify you.

I sliced the skin open and removed it (the groove of the slice splits the pac-mouth open), then sliced the sausage into discs and fried it. It's great that way, though boiled and eaten with sweet mustard is still king . These were a day old, though (another breach of tradition - you should not eat Wei�wurst after noon, because in olden days they would go bad very quickly), so frying was a great way to use leftovers.

The mustard is not standard sweet Munich mustard, though - it's an Austrian kren (horseradish) and apple concoction. Relishious!

I don't like this picture.

also, not AFP but:

gently caress Todd, man

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# ? Oct 13, 2015 15:59

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cash crab posted:

I don't like this picture.

Same. That's not how you eat sausage.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:07

Simply Simon: Nov 6, 2010; 📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

Gridlocked posted:

Same. That's not how you eat sausage.

There are many ways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rueyNSQA4o

Type 4 is the sucking method. My personal problem with it: how are you supposed to get mustard on after the first, uh, suck? Apparently you coat the skin and just let it flop in your mouth and continue sucking. I saw that on TV. I don't want to again.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:59

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# ? Oct 13, 2015 18:46

canis minor: May 4, 2011

xlevus posted:

Wild mushroom and truffle Stroganoff. Porcini's and Winter Chanterelles

would

Is this photo courtesy of Martha Stuart?

cash crab posted:

a bunch of erasers on a glove?

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# ? Oct 13, 2015 19:04

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

canis minor posted:

Is this photo courtesy of Martha Stuart?

a bunch of erasers on a glove?

Fruit Roll-Ups / Fruit by the Foot and Gushers

# ? Oct 13, 2015 19:28

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canis minor posted:

a bunch of erasers on a glove?

Fruit Gusher sandwich on Fruit Rollup Bread

# ? Oct 13, 2015 19:28

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Simply Simon posted:

It's local specialty Wei�wurst, which is traditionally eaten by sucking it out from its skin.

Hahaha, that was the first thing I was gonna say. "gently caress prob sliced Wei�wurst? Those People love to eat it with pretzels."

# ? Oct 13, 2015 20:34

Baldbeard: Mar 26, 2011

evobatman posted:

what?

# ? Oct 13, 2015 20:37

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Baldbeard posted:

what?

It looks like a rotisserie chicken that came in a plastic bag, then someone tried to microwave it without taking it out first. That's my best guess as to what I'm looking at.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 20:39

Baldbeard: Mar 26, 2011

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

It looks like a rotisserie chicken that came in a plastic bag, then someone tried to microwave it without taking it out first. That's my best guess as to what I'm looking at.

That's actually a really good guess. I couldn't come up with anything.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 20:53

Lonely Virgil: Oct 9, 2012

# ? Oct 13, 2015 21:43

kru: Oct 5, 2003

Speghetti 8(

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:14

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Lonely Virgil posted:

New thread title please

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:19

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Lonely Virgil posted:

Anti-Food Porn Thread: No Likes Yet

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:32

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Lonely Virgil posted:

Okay, fine. The other secret ingredient is baby poo poo."

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:14

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Lonely Virgil posted:

I can only imagine that when spooned up and dropped back into the dish this makes a noise something like "splup".

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:35

drrockso20: May 6, 2013; Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Simply Simon posted:

In honor of my hatred of the thankfully already over Oktoberfest, I made Bavarian anti-food porn recently:

Why do you hate Oktoberfest?

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:59

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

Is there any German food that isn't AFP?

# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:33

NLJP: Aug 26, 2004

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Is there any German food that isn't AFP?

edit: Wei�wurst is pretty fuckin' bad though. Hated it since I was a kid. I miss a good Bretzel though!

# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:41

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

NLJP posted:

yo

Are those lemon titties

# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:42

NLJP: Aug 26, 2004

PCOS Bill posted:

Are those lemon titties

Just big dumplings dude (Kn�del)

# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:45

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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Is there any German food that isn't AFP?

Like most of it? German food fuckin' owns.

# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:45

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

13Pandora13 posted:

Like most of it? German food fuckin' owns.

I believe it tastes good. Just seems like its always ground, brown, and wet. Like they never heard of a salad or something

# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:48

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

PCOS Bill posted:

Are those lemon titties

Wet lemon tumours

# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:54

NLJP: Aug 26, 2004

cash crab posted:

Wet lemon tumours

Feuchtzitronenkrebs mit Petersilien.

# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:57

BillyJoeBob: Feb 7, 2010; Anal-retentive, overly loquacious weapons scientist.

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

I believe it tastes good. Just seems like its always ground, brown, and wet. Like they never heard of a salad or something

Germans and salad you say?

Fleischsalat :yum:

# ? Oct 14, 2015 01:23

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

cash crab posted:

I don't like this picture.

Woah, that actually made my mouth hurt just looking at it, funny what the brain can do.

# ? Oct 14, 2015 01:25

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BillyJoeBob posted:

Germans and salad you say?

Fleischsalat

When I was in France, a roommate of my friend made us dinner and she was so excited to serve us this very authentic German dish and she pulls out a huge bowl of the fridge. A huge bowl of...potato salad. I was amused.

# ? Oct 14, 2015 01:28