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I was about to quote and comment on something else but once I saw this I lost my train of thought because drat, well done.
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Oct 14, 2015 20:55
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god drat it
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Oct 14, 2015 21:16
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This. This.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:44
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Sorry it's a Facebook grab, but the commentary from a senator made it even funnier. And a link to the article: http://tinyurl.com/ofofpbn
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Oct 14, 2015 22:06
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Oct 14, 2015 22:26
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Keyboard cat died in 1987 and although there ain't no rule saying a cat can't be president there are several rules that prevent the dead from running.
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Oct 14, 2015 22:27
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Well even Corduroy the world's oldest living cat isn't old enough to actually run for president. A 35 year old cat would be loving ancient.
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Oct 14, 2015 23:29
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Only have to be 5 human years. The Constitution does not say it's NOT cat years.
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Oct 15, 2015 00:02
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FreudianSlippers posted:Keyboard cat died in 1987 and although there ain't no rule saying a cat can't be president there are several rules that prevent the dead from running. Keyboard cat is still alive and even has his own Youtube channel.
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Nice cultural appropriation
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RatHat posted:Keyboard cat is still alive and even has his own Youtube channel. That´s Keyboard Cat II his heir. The original video was shot in 1984. Talented musician or not that cat is long dead.
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Oct 15, 2015 00:33
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I think what I like best here is if you just cross out "confidential" it's OK to share. Nope, nevermind, it's the space poop I find funny.
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Oct 15, 2015 01:56
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"Just open the hatch" "NO FOR gently caress'S SAKE GENE I WAS JOKING"
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Oct 15, 2015 02:05
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Magnus Praeda posted:Sorry it's a Facebook grab, but the commentary from a senator made it even funnier. How viral is this? I'm not too far away I figured it was just locals posting about it
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Oct 15, 2015 02:21
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This is when we first learned the Terrible Secret of Space: phantom poo just materializes occasionally. PAK CHOOIE UMF are the sounds you make when space poo hits you in the face. Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 02:36 on Oct 15, 2015 |
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Oct 15, 2015 02:34
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who printed out the SS13 chatlogs
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Oct 15, 2015 02:54
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Screaming Idiot posted:who printed out the SS13 chatlogs Not enough butt for that.
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Buttbot posted:butt enough butt for that.
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Oct 15, 2015 02:57
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Everyone has the right to a quality public education -- even eggplants.
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Drugs and/or alcohol were invovled here.
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"He can handle any problem" just makes me think of a typical Bollywood action movie protagonist, and the rest of the card doesn't do anything to dissuade me from that.
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Oct 15, 2015 07:21
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Hey, Jagadish and I are tight. He gave me 15% off a 100% Protection, good dude.
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Oct 15, 2015 07:36
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Caedus posted:Hey, Jagadish and I are tight. He gave me 15% off a 100% Protection, good dude. You should get him to hook you up with his buddies then. The local rag always has about five different Pandits advertising their magical abilities. All the ads look virtually identical, just slightly different wording. One week I saw two "different" ads that had the same picture of the same guy in them. One of my favourites lately touts their powers as "Passed Away Through The Ages, HERE NOW!"
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Oct 15, 2015 07:43
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om nom nom posted:How viral is this? I'm not too far away I figured it was just locals posting about it It was on this morning's TV news here in Belfast, as a "..and finally" story. So it's traveled pretty far
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Oct 15, 2015 09:41
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Fair Hallion posted:It was on this morning's TV news here in Belfast, as a "..and finally" story. Yeah, I figured it'd be kinda like trampoline bear from a few years ago. Making it to Belfast is impressive, though.
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Oct 15, 2015 15:43
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Is that a banana in your shower or are you just happy to see me?
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Oct 15, 2015 15:48
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A good way to get potassium with your shower beer. I support shower based meals/drinking.
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Oct 15, 2015 15:56
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Solice Kirsk posted:A good way to get potassium with your shower beer. I support shower based meals/drinking. Bathtime hot chocolate is still amazing though.
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Oct 15, 2015 16:18
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Solice Kirsk posted:I support shower based meals/drinking. 
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trickybiscuits posted:You may be disappointed by shower ice cream. I tried that a week or two ago on the basis that I love ice cream the way other people love beer. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't the delight I'd been expecting. Try hot chocolate poured over peppermint ice cream. A hot chocolate float. You're welcome.
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Oct 15, 2015 16:47
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Solice Kirsk posted:I support shower based meals/drinking. You never finish your beer and it gets weaker and weaker.
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Oct 15, 2015 16:50
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if you're not drinking fast enough to finish your beer before your shower you aren't doing it properly
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Oct 15, 2015 17:16
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Don't put the beer in the stream of the shower. Seriously, how hard is that?
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Oct 15, 2015 17:18
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Efexeye posted:if you're not drinking fast enough to finish your beer before your shower you aren't doing it properly I like to save a couple swigs for when I'm shaving after, but that's just me. Besides, the point of a showerbeer is to slow down and relax, either after work or on the weekend. VendaGoat posted:Don't put the beer in the stream of the shower. Seriously, how hard is that? Also this.
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Oct 15, 2015 17:41
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see i think the point of a shower beer is to mainline a high-test ipa into my unconstricted blood vessels as quickly as i can but thats just me. also i live in california and they shoot you if your shower lasts more than 7 minutes
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VendaGoat posted:Don't put the beer in the stream of the shower. Seriously, how hard is that? Maybe he has one of those futuristic showers that has like 12 jets of water coming from all directions.  Dude doesn't know if he's coming or going in there, but by god he's clean as hell.
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