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My favorite part is layering photos of abortion with gay pride parade. Also the "feminist" watering her garden while whining abut feminism
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'HYPER LIBERAL' It's nice when they just make up random new insults on the fly.
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Oct 15, 2015 14:28
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Haven't had much time to practice this one, I call it Hyper Liberal 3.
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I like how they list BOX OFFICE SMASH-HIT Unstoppable, to make you think he directed the 2010 film with Denzel Washington and Chris Pine. When actually, he directed some lovely documentary with Kirk Cameron. He also directed Saving Christmas, the Kirk Cameron hit!
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Oct 15, 2015 18:40
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I love the idea that someone them protesting his free speech ins't free speech.
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Oct 15, 2015 18:47
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It's a comma apocalypse is, what, it is.
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The Kins posted:Gears of War 4 looks like a bit of a departure from the rest of the series stylistically...
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There's a pretty good idea for a movie in the Supreme Court declaring violence is speech and all laws against assault and murder are unconstitutional.
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I'm not sure if it's terrible, but my local theater is playing some movie called Woodlawn with this synopsis:quote:After a government-mandate, Tony Nathan, a gifted high school football player, and other African-American students desegregate Woodlawn High School in Birmingham, Alabama in 1973. As cross burnings and riots erupt in the city, Tandy Gerelds, the Woodlawn Colonels football coach, struggles to ease racial tensions between his players. It's only when Gerelds allows Hank, an outsider, to speak to his team that real change begins. Hank, who has been radically affected by the message of hope and love he experienced at a Christian revival meeting, tells the players a "better way" is possible through following Jesus. More than 40 players, nearly the entire team, black and white, give their lives over to Jesus Christ and the spiritual change has a profound effect on the coach, the school and the community. Boy howdy I'm sure all those folks in 1973 Alabama have never been exposed to evangelical Christianity.
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So Remember the Titans but the players get along because of religion, instead of just, you know, not being assholes?
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I wondered what the Capalert site had to say on Remember the Titans and I was surprised under "Offenses to God" they didn't go into taking points off for referring to the Greco-Roman mythology.
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Mordiceius posted:I like how they list BOX OFFICE SMASH-HIT Unstoppable, to make you think he directed the 2010 film with Denzel Washington and Chris Pine. When actually, he directed some lovely documentary with Kirk Cameron. You mean he directed the Box office smash the size of the Chrysler building?!!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SsYqFDmLR8
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JediTalentAgent posted:I wondered what the Capalert site had to say on Remember the Titans and I was surprised under "Offenses to God" they didn't go into taking points off for referring to the Greco-Roman mythology. Probably they never learned about the mythological Titans in (home)school and were never curious as to where the word "titan" came from. I was curious how badly CapAlert would slam The Last Temptation of Christ, only to find that it has never been reviewed! How will good Christians know to avoid a movie where Jesus lusts after Mary Magdalene?
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CAP has some weird blind spots. He loves Star Trek and Mary Poppins and would get furious with people who called them at all blasphemous. This was back when he responded to e-mail. He also hated Star Trek the Next Generation because Riker was promiscuous.
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Isn't Mary Poppins essentially a witch? Otherwise she's powered by time travelling nanites or she's an angel.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Isn't Mary Poppins essentially a witch? Otherwise she's powered by time travelling nanites or she's an angel. Or, in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, she's God, and responsible for defeating the Antichrist Harry Potter. . Alan Moore is weird.
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Jack Gladney posted:CAP has some weird blind spots. He loves Star Trek and Mary Poppins and would get furious with people who called them at all blasphemous. This was back when he responded to e-mail. Back when I was like 11 I emailed CAP about his Sin City review, because his abhorrence of Hartigan killing himself made no sense to me. I actually got a reasonably thoughtful reply; I kind of wish I still had that email so I could dig it up, but the general thrust of it was that in CAP's view of Christian theology, suicide is never acceptable regardless of the reasons- even if you're dying to save another, it's still a mortal sin. He was also kind of appalled that I'd seen the movie; I don't remember if I mentioned that I was a kid or if he could just tell (probably the latter). In hindsight, I probably should have pointed out that that's basically what Christ did, but I probably wouldn't have gotten quite as nice of a reply. WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Oct 19, 2015 |
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LORD OF BUTT posted:In hindsight, I probably should have pointed out that that's basically what Christ did, but I probably wouldn't have gotten quite as nice of a reply. Or worse, you could have gotten an enthusiastic layman's attempt to reconcile God's and therefore Jesus' foreknowledge of his fate and the idea of free will.
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His review of the 1999 movie "The Straight Story" has sort of a strange paragraph in it considering the place drugs/alcohol held/hold as part of 'sins'. Keep in mind, this IS 1999 when smoking was seemingly treated a lot differently in the eyes of the public compared to just a few years later to where movies sort of dropped smoking in large part almost overnight, people were starting to form groups to push for smoking in films to warrant mandatory R ratings, price of smokes got really expensive, etc. (Bolding mine) "Another element of possible entertainment ignominy might be noted in the reason for part of Alvin's ill health -- smoking -- for which the only "visible" consequences were a chewing out by a doctor. I have not incorporated smoking into the CAP analysis model. If I do, the integrity of the CAP analysis model would not be compromised but scores will generally be even lower than now. And likewise the scores of some of the more than 260 movies already analyzed should be lower. But then, if smoking in entertainment is determined to be a significant influence, the scores *should* be lower. What do YOU want me to do about smoking in the movies? Bottom line: is it a sin to smoke?" They include drugs/alcohol content as things to mark against a film in the ratings, but somehow smoking isn't on that level?
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Anybody bring up how Saving Christmas won Worst Picture at the Razzies this year?
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No one has because The Razzies are very, very dumb.
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AGirlWonder posted:I'm not sure that I mentioned it before, but my church's youth group does a monthly movie night. Last Friday, we watched John Q. I always love when we watch films that aren't explicitly Christian, and not just because they're usually better-made. It's not exactly a great movie, and it's surprisingly political in a way unexpected of an evangelical youth group, but the kids got a lot out of it. Next time we'll probably watch Dead Poet's Society, which I regrettably haven't seen. The kids are set on watching Star Wars soon, so we'll also be doing that. Do you all have any suggestions for "secular" movies with Christian themes, or even themes that would lead to good conversation about spirituality? For example, we watched Jurassic Park a few months ago and it was a huge hit. We do watch Christian movies, but good ones are harder to come by and we all know it. The whole self sacrifice and death and rebirth bits are obvious as anything, but you can really get a lot out of the non-violence and de-escalation themes too. http://www.wired.com/2009/08/a-decade-later-the-iron-giants-weaponized-soul-still-stirs/ As mentioned before, Iron Man is a fantastic secular conversion story, but for all the appeal of a weapons manufacturer who dedicates himself to peace after nearly dying to his own weapons, it ultimately leaves unquestioned the same base assumptions about the ability of violence and power fantasies to bring peace that virtually all superhero films, and action films in general, do. The Iron Giant presents a different point of view. Perhaps that is why the Iron Giant was a colossal failure at the box office, and Iron Man one of the biggest hits of the past decade. Robotnik Nudes posted:Did anyone suggest The End of Evangelion yet? Your group will live its use and handling of religious themes.
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Cardboard Box A posted:The Iron Giant
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coyo7e posted:You're overlooking the whole thing where Iron Man is never redeemed, ends up working for Big Gubmint, and then Captain America and his band of rebelling true patriots kick the poo poo out of him for turning into a Nazi. Also Tony Stark's got crippling alcoholism and other mental health problems. He does need jesus but he constantly fails to live up to any set of christian values, instead bowing to capitalistic and government-based absolvement. His suggestion reads like an unwitting parody of SMG's Iron Man review. BravestOfTheLamps fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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No but seriously to that person in the church, watch Groundhog Day in your church group. Everybody will like it and there are lots of things to discuss when you're done.
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MrBling posted:No but seriously to that person in the church, watch Groundhog Day in your church group. Everybody will like it and there are lots of things to discuss when you're done.
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coyo7e posted:You're overlooking the whole thing where Iron Man is never redeemed, ends up working for Big Gubmint, and then Captain America and his band of rebelling true patriots kick the poo poo out of him for turning into a Nazi. Also Tony Stark's got crippling alcoholism and other mental health problems. He does need jesus but he constantly fails to live up to any set of christian values, instead bowing to capitalistic and government-based absolvement.
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coyo7e posted:andie macdowell was fine as hell in the 90s. discuss Second.
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Cardboard Box A posted:I'm just taking the first movie on it's own instead of as part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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The Time Dissolver posted:No one has because The Razzies are very, very dumb. This. The Razzies have always been a circlejerk (certainly all film awards are) by disgruntled screenwriters and Hollywood insiders.
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More Xenosaga than Eva tbh.
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SSNeoman posted:More Xenosaga than Eva tbh. loving Zohar emulators. Never leave them lying around guys, it just cause troubles.
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that film's website posted:“In God We Trust” is a psychological action horror trailer created with the meager budget of £1200.  Well looks like we're not even getting an off-brand live action Evangelion movie.
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SSNeoman posted:More Xenosaga than Eva tbh. Theres a blast from the past. What the gently caress even happened in that game?
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I just found the Dove Foundation's website. If your ever in Wal Mart and see films with that blue dove logo on them, this is who is in charge of them. http://www.dove.org/ Right away, They approved Pixles for all familes. http://www.dove.org/review/11438-pixels/
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BigRed0427 posted:Theres a blast from the past. What the gently caress even happened in that game? God lost his battery and some German kid wanted to restart the universe.
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2God2Undead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxz-Y-c2UUc I see it's hitting theaters on National Atheists' Day 
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DeusExMachinima posted:2God2Undead gently caress yeah Ray Wise. Half tempted to watch it just to watch him chew the scenery.
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