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Steve2911 posted:"I came up with the name Western. This clearly shows how strong I am." But he's like three years old, dressed in his first suit  Bless.
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"I think the flower is better so let's go ahead with that". While literally everyone else is telling her otherwise.  Their bottle looks like prescription shampoo.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:19
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Sralan in 20 minutes: "Wheres mi bloody cactus on the bottle huh??"
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Oct 15, 2015 21:19
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At least there's a lot less bad puns today. The fish fun yesterday was just awful. Although Sralan might surprise us yet.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:20
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"It can't go that wrong" Poor chap hasn't watched the show he's on before.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:21
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Claud looks like he's in real pain in that kings cross shot.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:24
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Nettle Soup posted:Claud looks like he's in real pain in that kings cross shot. You could practically hear his teeth grinding. "Helps to retain the moisture in your hair." Almost as catchy as "Give it to me straight like a pear cider made from 100% pears".
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Oct 15, 2015 21:24
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Possibly the most bland ad campaign I've seen in my life from both sides. At least the shower thing is mildly unintentionally funny.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:28
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I would have done a video of somebody trying to squeeze a cactus. We've already squeezed the oils into our shampoo, so you don't have to. Then a sad looking man with needles in his hands. Hire me, lrd sgr.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:28
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A secret from the desert: Desert Secret
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Oct 15, 2015 21:28
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I always feel in these marketing tasks that there's a hidden objective to make it look like it's being sold in 1999. There's always so many seriously old clichés at work. E: want to listen to this pitch on overcast to cut the awkward silences.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:28
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Nothing says the power and emotion like a mother passing on her loving shampoo to her daughter. I feel like I'm going to get stabbed at the end of this pitch as part of a spree. Intense from the
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Oct 15, 2015 21:28
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"The green bottle. Was chosen. Because the cactus. Is green."
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Oct 15, 2015 21:29
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Did the girls' advert weirdly suggest that the mum had given the daughter a massage? Or was that just in my brain?
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Oct 15, 2015 21:32
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poor That Guy
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Oct 15, 2015 21:32
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Staggy posted:"The green bottle. Was chosen. Because the cactus. Is green." This team wins basically.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:33
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Jessant posted:This team wins basically. But where's the blahdy cactus!?
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Oct 15, 2015 21:33
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Oh god its worse its a direct comparison to what mi'lud did when he was a young sir.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:36
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How did Sralan get rich again?
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Oct 15, 2015 21:37
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onoflalks posted:But where's the blahdy cactus!? Well he was much nicer about it than I expected.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:37
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Lurdallun has no idea what Fifty Shades of Grey is.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:38
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The massage thing is quite creepy.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:38
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rear end cobra posted:How did Sralan get rich again? Crappy electronics.
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Jessant posted:Oh god its worse its a direct comparison to what mi'lud did when he was a young sir. Hates people talking about their education; gets excited about a school class assignment.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:38
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rear end cobra posted:How did Sralan get rich again? Exploiting ignorance in the Early Age of Computers.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:38
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Katharis posted:Crappy electronics. He was the iTunes of emails sent from telephones
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Oct 15, 2015 21:39
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Nettle Soup posted:The massage thing is quite creepy. I've just got in, put the tv on and found one team has made the intro to some kind of lesbian cougar porno.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:40
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Kebab crack seemed like a genuine Sugar original, unlike most of his other jokes which he appears to awkwardly read off a teleprompter in the distance.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:40
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onoflalks posted:He was the iTunes of emails sent from telephones They lost money. He kept trying to push them even though they were driving his company into the ground.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:41
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How does he still have any money. Apart from whatever the BBC pays him.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:43
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Oct 15, 2015 21:44
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What...what kind of "reward" is that??
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Oct 15, 2015 21:44
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Trying to sell a blank green bottle with incest didn't work. Who knew.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:44
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Steve2911 posted:How does he still have any money. You only have to get lucky once. Money begets money.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:44
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This must be one of the worst rewards they've done. Have they had budget cuts?
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Oct 15, 2015 21:44
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Devol_Tettran posted:What...what kind of "reward" is that?? I dunno but it looks kinda fun, in a weird way. 
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Oct 15, 2015 21:44
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Salina and Charlene need to have a fight in a pub car park. Motherwell rules.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:45
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Sralan's puns are causing me physical pain now.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:45
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Good joke Shuga, thanks for that one
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But it turns out the PM has a business plan Sralan likes, so bye bye Other Lady
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