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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

computer parts posted:

he got his leftist creds for mocking christianity

as a lifelong atheist, it's amazing how many atheists people are total myopic dicks about religion

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

durr, religious is stupid! ~ignores the role of religion as a means of community organization as well as how western tradition is fundamentally shaped by christianity such that even atheists should acknowledge the influence on their own thinking and morality~ magic sky wizard hurr!

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

farts out he own mouth

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Captive female coyote mating with a male dog, then nursing the resulting hybrids.

A Quilmes 355ml can in North Korea.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Due to the somewhat confused nature of Chad's appointment and the continued references to 'chads' – small pieces of ballot papers punched out by voters using voting machines – in the 2000 US Presidential Election it has been jocularly suggested that Chad is the patron saint of botched elections. In fact there is no official patron saint of elections

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

duTrieux. posted:

farts out he own mouth

Prlrbbrlt "moderate" religious are worse than fundamentalists because *tiny poo slips out, badly staining Hawaiian shirt with car motif*

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
i know you childish christians don't believe in evolution, but every scientifically-minded atheist knows that vaccines are deadly autism juice that poisons my precious bodily fluids

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

i know you childish christians don't believe in evolution, but every scientifically-minded atheist knows that vaccines are deadly autism juice that poisons my precious bodily fluids

this goon knows what's up

brb gonna buy some razer cartridges from noted korean manufacturer dorco

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
Mansfield's breasts fluctuated in size, it was said, from her pregnancies and nursing her five children. Her smallest bust measurement was 40D (102 cm), which was constant throughout the 1950s, and her largest was 46DD (117 cm), measured by the press in 1967.[268] According to Playboy, her vital statistics were 40D-21-36 (102-53-91 cm) on her 5'6" (1.68 m) frame.[44] According to her autopsy report, she was 5'8" (1.73 m).[citation needed]

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



boobes

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
erhm how is that worthless :q:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sham bam bamina! posted:

erhm how is that worthless :q:

i wouldn't call it worthless, but it's got a little bit of a creepy feel to it

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

prefect posted:

i wouldn't call it worthless, but it's got a little bit of a creepy feel to it
why do you think i used that smiley

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

PleasingFungus posted:

Mansfield's breasts fluctuated in size, it was said, from her pregnancies and nursing her five children. Her smallest bust measurement was 40D (102 cm), which was constant throughout the 1950s, and her largest was 46DD (117 cm), measured by the press in 1967.[268] According to Playboy, her vital statistics were 40D-21-36 (102-53-91 cm) on her 5'6" (1.68 m) frame.[44] According to her autopsy report, she was 5'8" (1.73 m).[citation needed]

sir mix a lot approved

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

PleasingFungus posted:

Mansfield's breasts fluctuated in size, it was said, from her pregnancies and nursing her five children. Her smallest bust measurement was 40D (102 cm), which was constant throughout the 1950s, and her largest was 46DD (117 cm), measured by the press in 1967.[268] According to Playboy, her vital statistics were 40D-21-36 (102-53-91 cm) on her 5'6" (1.68 m) frame.[44] According to her autopsy report, she was 5'8" (1.73 m).[citation needed]

there should be a name for when a wiki article has meticulous citations for questionable information and [citation needed] for something basic. wikiscoffing?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sham bam bamina! posted:

why do you think i used that smiley

i felt the need to explain :thejoke:


:thesperg:

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

prefect posted:

i wouldn't call it worthless, but it's got a little bit of a creepy feel to it

Playboy started showing wisps of pubic hair about nine months after Penthouse (June 1970).[2] As competition between the two magazines escalated, their photo shoots became increasingly explicit.[1] Playboy, however, had actually first showed a very slight glimpse of any pubic hair on Melodye Prentiss' centerfold (Miss July 1968), some 15 years after the magazine's introduction. With Playmates it was usually the case that the pubic area would be obscured by an item of clothing, a leg, or a piece of furniture.

The first appearance of real pubic hair in Playboy actually occurred in August 1969 in a pictorial featuring dancer/actress Paula Kelly. A few more glimpses of pubic hair appeared in some later pictorials and centerfolds, but it was not until January 1971 when Liv Lindeland showed clearly visible pubic hair in her pictorial. The first Playmate to clearly have the first full frontal nude centerfold was Miss January 1972, Marilyn Cole. Both went on to become Playmate of the Year, respectively 1972 and 1973. When Hustler was launched in 1974, it outdid both Playboy and Penthouse in explicitness by showing more graphic photos of the female sex organs.[1]

A recent visit to Playboy Plus featured a photo of October 1959 Playmate of the Month, Elaine Reynolds. One of the outtake photos clearly shows pubic hair as she exits a swimming pool.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

PleasingFungus posted:

Playboy started showing wisps of pubic hair about nine months after Penthouse (June 1970).[2] As competition between the two magazines escalated, their photo shoots became increasingly explicit.[1] Playboy, however, had actually first showed a very slight glimpse of any pubic hair on Melodye Prentiss' centerfold (Miss July 1968), some 15 years after the magazine's introduction. With Playmates it was usually the case that the pubic area would be obscured by an item of clothing, a leg, or a piece of furniture.

The first appearance of real pubic hair in Playboy actually occurred in August 1969 in a pictorial featuring dancer/actress Paula Kelly. A few more glimpses of pubic hair appeared in some later pictorials and centerfolds, but it was not until January 1971 when Liv Lindeland showed clearly visible pubic hair in her pictorial. The first Playmate to clearly have the first full frontal nude centerfold was Miss January 1972, Marilyn Cole. Both went on to become Playmate of the Year, respectively 1972 and 1973. When Hustler was launched in 1974, it outdid both Playboy and Penthouse in explicitness by showing more graphic photos of the female sex organs.[1]

A recent visit to Playboy Plus featured a photo of October 1959 Playmate of the Month, Elaine Reynolds. One of the outtake photos clearly shows pubic hair as she exits a swimming pool.

:stare:

this is written by one of those japanese people who are obsessed with pubic hair, isn't it?

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

prefect posted:

:stare:

this is written by one of those japanese people who are obsessed with pubic hair, isn't it?

it's a piece of all-american history, probably.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

PleasingFungus posted:

it's a piece of all-american history, probably.

drat. when it's in context, it's actually humorous and interesting


maybe i'm the weirdo :ohdear:

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

prefect posted:

drat. when it's in context, it's actually humorous and interesting


maybe i'm the weirdo :ohdear:

no, i'm still pretty sure that's still the guys carefully going through decades of playboy archives for traces of pubic hair.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

i kinda like how playboy decided to go non nude

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

there should be a name for when a wiki article has meticulous citations for questionable information and [citation needed] for something basic. wikiscoffing?

scaffolding?

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Lutha Mahtin posted:

i kinda like how playboy decided to go non nude

it's an interesting move. th real challenge is going to be how they continue to differentiate themselves from the piles of PG lad mags

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

is the removal of nudity total? that is, would they still be capable of printing nudity if it's in the context of a feature article or whatever? because i can definitely see a space for "we'll prin tnudity, but not lasciviously"

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




duTrieux. posted:

is the removal of nudity total? that is, would they still be capable of printing nudity if it's in the context of a feature article or whatever? because i can definitely see a space for "we'll prin tnudity, but not lasciviously"
they're making the mag pg-13

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

duTrieux. posted:

it's an interesting move. th real challenge is going to be how they continue to differentiate themselves from the piles of PG lad mags

playboy sometimes has some actual articles; I've been linked to some good ones on their website over the past few years. lad mags will be cosmo-level inanity until the heat death of the magazine industry

if they go full non-nudity, i wonder if minors will be able to buy it then. it would be weird if kids could buy the flagship product of a porn company just because that particular publication doesn't have nudity

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

The witch house visual aesthetic includes occult, witchcraft, shamanismand horror-inspired artworks, collages and photographs as well as significant use of typographic elements such as Unicode symbols.[1][2]Many works by witch house visual artists incorporate themes from horror films such as The Blair Witch Project,[3] the television series Twin Peaks,[4]and mainstream pop culture celebrities. Common typographic elements in artist and track names include triangles, crosses, and other Unicode symbols, which are seen by some as a method of keeping the scene underground and harder to search for on the Internet as well as references to the television series Twin Peaks and Charmed.[5][6]

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Lutha Mahtin posted:

i wonder if minors will be able to buy it then
they will

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Lutha Mahtin posted:

playboy sometimes has some actual articles; I've been linked to some good ones on their website over the past few years. lad mags will be cosmo-level inanity until the heat death of the magazine industry

if they go full non-nudity, i wonder if minors will be able to buy it then. it would be weird if kids could buy the flagship product of a porn company just because that particular publication doesn't have nudity

yeah, there's a real literary legacy with playboy. i do have to wonder how they'll handle the branding.

kalstrams posted:

they're making the mag pg-13

welp

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

whole generation of teen fathers taking their kids to barnes & noble on the eve of their 13th birthday to buy them a playboy

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

if they had shifted to occasionally doing both male and female r-rated fashion photography but otherwise not focus on the nudity thing and then double-down on the articles it could have renewed their status as an actually transgressive publication

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

but what do i, a single american salaried male in the 25-34 age bracket that has bought a tree-meat national geographic within the past month know about how to leverage branding to sell a few magazines

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

duTrieux. posted:

both male and female r-rated fashion photography

speaking of male nudity, did they say whether playgirl was going pg13?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

whole generation of teen fathers taking their kids to barnes & noble on the eve of their 13th birthday to buy them a playboy

i bought my first porn mag circa that age. i put on a raiders cap and sunglasses, my mc hammer pants that i never wore anywhere. girl at the counter was like "it'll be so and so money" and i was a robot silently handing her sweaty coins, then pretty much ran home and didnt look at it for 2 weeks.

later i figured out to steal porn mags from a used bookstore in a different city while pretending to look at comics. pretty gross now that i think about it, it being a used bookstore & all.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Snapchat A Titty posted:

i bought my first porn mag circa that age. i put on a raiders cap and sunglasses, my mc hammer pants that i never wore anywhere. girl at the counter was like "it'll be so and so money" and i was a robot silently handing her sweaty coins, then pretty much ran home and didnt look at it for 2 weeks.

later i figured out to steal porn mags from a used bookstore in a different city while pretending to look at comics. pretty gross now that i think about it, it being a used bookstore & all.

i bought my first playboy at that age and it had ronald reagan's daughter in it

then i bought anne rice's sleeping beauty book from the same shop and the clerk gave me the evil eye and told me she wished she could call my mother and tell her what a sicko i was

in retrospect she was right

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



we are similarly aged apparently

guy at the bookstore didnt give a gently caress, he looked like william m. gaines of mad magazine fame and basically just sat there wheezing while i casually wandered the aisles.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
i think my first porn mag was the issue of hustler right after the supreme court ruled in Hustler Magazine v. Falwell. maybe that's why i like reading about the supreme court so much

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i found my porn in the woods, as god intended

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

last time i found porn it was in this weird closet/floor buffer storage space at work. it was over night and i was stocking shelfs and unloading a truck, and we had this crew of 3 generic slavs that were strictly maintenance/floors. they would disappear for hours at a time and it turns out they had this secret closet area stocked with sleeping bags and food and a black garbage bag full of porn mags and VHS tapes and they got fired shortly after that and one of the other overnight guys lugged the black garbage bag full of porn home with him one morning

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