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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

It's incredibly, insanely obvious that he's using Washington, D.C. to refer to the political establishment, and doesn't mean the city of Washington D.C. Are you all sincerely that retarded?

It's hard to say. The source of the quote is this Hannity interview, at shortly after the 4:00 mark.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/10/15/jeb-is-no-romney-and-thats-his-problem/

My impression, just from hearing this kind of rhetoric, is that Bush used the word "recession" as an attention-grabbing way of highlighting a promise to shift resources away from DC. Republicans have this thing against the actual city itself, not just metonymically.

When Scott Walker goes on Hannity, a common complaint is that DC is too rich. He points out how the median household incomes of the surrounding counties are the highest in the nation. My guess is that Bush feels a similar way and wants to shrink government to stop this.

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

e:nm

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



oh man

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


Baloogan posted:

Trump is in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden he looks down, and sees a joyful tortoise. He reaches down and flips the tortoise over on its back, the tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without Trump's help.

Trump chortes, derides the tortoise for being 'low energy' and continues on his way.

I wish a whole paragraph could be the thread title.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Venom Snake posted:

Trump would reinvigorate the D.C. Economy by having multiple public works projects including:

Giant Gold Statue "The Triumph of Trump"; A 200 meter tall statue of Donald J Trump crushing the personification of Mexico under foot (Jeb Bush)

Giant Platinum Statue "Call of the Fatherland"; a 160 meter tall robed Donald J Trump holding a sword of fire

100 floor expansion to the white house including a new casino and roller coaster

Moon-Tweet-Projecter: A massive device that projects Donald Trumps latest net worth and twitter comment onto the moon itself.

The Hall of Trump: Every museum in D.C. is folded into one building, the holocaust museum features a new display showing how "None of this would have happened under Trumps watch".

This is Washington DC, we'd also need an equestrian Trump in a Civil War-era General outfit. Maybe with the horse having one leg raised in honor of the wounds Trump sustained from the biased media in the campaign.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 203 days!

Baloogan posted:

Trump is in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden he looks down, and sees a joyful tortoise. He reaches down and flips the tortoise over on its back, the tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without Trump's help.

Trump chortes, derides the tortoise for being 'low energy' and continues on his way.

And we cheered, because the tortoise's joy was from being a jerk.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Only Nixon could go to China.

Only Trump could give the Bush name the smearing it needs.

Rocks posted:

i can't believe Jeb is going to try and fight Trump on this one. there's no winning position for Jeb here.

At this rate it's going to be brought up at the debate and when it is it will be glorious.

Strom Thermos
Sep 18, 2004

Patter Song posted:

This is Washington DC, we'd also need an equestrian Trump in a Civil War-era General outfit. Maybe with the horse having one leg raised in honor of the wounds Trump sustained from the biased media in the campaign.

Northern or southern general?

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Trump is turning out to be exactly what would happen if goons had a SuperPAC and ran a GOP candidate whose sole mission was to troll the poo poo out of the other candidates. When is the last time a leading candidate did this much trolling? Is there any kind of precedent?

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

Trump is turning out to be exactly what would happen if goons had a SuperPAC and ran a GOP candidate whose sole mission was to troll the poo poo out of the other candidates. When is the last time a leading candidate did this much trolling? Is there any kind of precedent?

Gimmick candidacy spotted.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I'm laughing now but seriously one of these guys is going to end up actually competing for the most powerful political position humanity has ever seen and I seriously don't know what I am going to feel like then.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Man, the 2020 election is gonna be boooooooooring.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Sir Tonk posted:

Man, the 2020 election is gonna be boooooooooring.

this was said about 2016 and look how wrong that was

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Sir Tonk posted:

Man, the 2020 election is gonna be boooooooooring.

:lol: if you think Trump will let a re-election happen.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

pathetic little tramp posted:

It's got Jeb‽ all riled up too:

https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/655098096649707520


The comments are filled with people calling him out, I'm really hoping the narrative is changing and we finally regard Bush as the idiot who fell asleep at the wheel, got us attacked, and then invaded the wrong loving country that we're still in today.

we were attacked and he kept us safe.

unless you died.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Hell, I'll be honest, I assumed Jeb would get the same sort of coronation that Hillary is getting on the D side of the aisle. I didn't see Trumpamania running this wild at all.

no one saw it coming because everyone assumed trump would just wimp out of his run at the last minute like he is wont to do. of course then his show got canceled and all hell got turned loose. we werent ready for the trumpening.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Venom Snake posted:

Trump would reinvigorate the D.C. Economy by having multiple public works projects including:

Giant Gold Statue "The Triumph of Trump"; A 200 meter tall statue of Donald J Trump crushing the personification of Mexico under foot (Jeb Bush)

Giant Platinum Statue "Call of the Fatherland"; a 160 meter tall robed Donald J Trump holding a sword of fire

100 floor expansion to the white house including a new casino and roller coaster

Moon-Tweet-Projecter: A massive device that projects Donald Trumps latest net worth and twitter comment onto the moon itself.

The Hall of Trump: Every museum in D.C. is folded into one building, the holocaust museum features a new display showing how "None of this would have happened under Trumps watch".

As a strict Keynesian, I

carticket
Jun 28, 2005

white and gold.

Pillowpants posted:

There is absolutely no way that Trump is In a room with 2,000 people. Tyngsboro is not a big place.

It's right on the NH border with easy access to everyone from Nashua to Manchester and the people here love Trump. I'd believe it.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

:lol: if you think Trump will let a re-election happen.

Civil wars tend to not generally be described as boring

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
trump will create a giant golden fountain in dc that will trickle down all of america's prosperity on the common people

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

William Bear posted:

When Scott Walker goes on Hannity, a common complaint is that DC is too rich. He points out how the median household incomes of the surrounding counties are the highest in the nation. My guess is that Bush feels a similar way and wants to shrink government to stop this.

The ways in which they want to shrink government has nothing to do with the wealth in the area. Defense companies, lobbyists, mega-law firms, medical companies, and the various consulting/tech firms that these other companies rely on aren't going to hurt too badly if the republicans start cutting the budget. This doesn't even take into account the simple fact that being the capital city, and home to every embassy, and international organization, brings a lot of highly paid individuals to the area. Shrinking government will just squeeze out a lot of the low-middle income earners, and turn the entire metro area into an extension of McLean-Bethesda-Georgetown (which I'd personally love).

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Venom Snake posted:

The fact our political system has completely collapsed and we probably are going to destroy the world economy because the current ruling party is self destructing isn't very good, imo.

lmao ruling deez nuts maybe

Also if you guys honestly looked at Jeb at the outset of this race and thought his money and name recognition could overwhelm his pure RINO politics and absolute absence of charisma you might have been watching too much cable news...

Not that I knew how completely he was gonna embarrass himself and the republicans or that trump was gonna do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Markorjoshua posted:

Northern or southern general?

Northern. If you don't see Trump using Meade's statue layout then there's something wrong with you.

FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Oct 17, 2015

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Jeb bush suddenly rushes off stage mid-rally, reports indicate aides nearby heard mumbling of 'crapped 'em' from the governor as he left.

Jeb! It connotes excrement

eldridge cleaver
Apr 11, 2015

by Lowtax

stoutfish posted:

trump will create a giant golden fountain in dc that will trickle down all of america's prosperity on the common people

I'd drink the piss.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
FREEP is ripping itself apart over the 9/11 comment. I'd say it's mostly pro-Trump(Bush knocked down the towers) but this is the most heat Trump has felt from this segment of the base for a long time.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3349626/posts?q=1&;page=1

Arcanen
Dec 19, 2005

That said, pretty much all the mainstream media is reporting some variety of "Jeb chastizes Trump for 9/11 comments".

Lyapunov Unstable
Nov 20, 2011
GWB was US president on 9/11/2001 - apparently a controversial statement

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



William Bear posted:

It's hard to say. The source of the quote is this Hannity interview, at shortly after the 4:00 mark.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/10/15/jeb-is-no-romney-and-thats-his-problem/

My impression, just from hearing this kind of rhetoric, is that Bush used the word "recession" as an attention-grabbing way of highlighting a promise to shift resources away from DC. Republicans have this thing against the actual city itself, not just metonymically.

When Scott Walker goes on Hannity, a common complaint is that DC is too rich. He points out how the median household incomes of the surrounding counties are the highest in the nation. My guess is that Bush feels a similar way and wants to shrink government to stop this.

Yeah but yoi're just looking at what he said. Have you taken into account what I wish he had said? This is just like obama.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven


/pol/ is really lapping up everything Trump.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
% of money raised that comes from small donations of under $200:

Sanders 77%
Trump 71%
Carson 60%
Huckabee 59%
Paul 51%
Fiorina 48%
Cruz 43%
Webb 42%
Walker 36%
Rubio 21%
Santorum 20%
Chafee 20%
Clinton 17%
Perry 17%
Jindal 13%
Kasich 12%
O’Malley 11%
Bush 7%
Graham 5%
Pataki 4%
Christie 3%
Gilmore 1%

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
I signed my friend up for Trump's emails as a joke, and he got an invitation to apply to be a Trump delegate at the RNC. Trump is looking way ahead, though his support seems to be broad but shallow.

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

spacemang_spliff posted:

we were attacked and he kept us safe.

unless you died.

Or you were in the military from 2003-2011.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Patter Song posted:

% of money raised that comes from small donations of under $200:
Bush 7%

Reflects his poll numbers.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

“We’ve reached one million people and we’re in fifth place nationally?” said one Bush supporter who didn’t want to be identified. “I trust the campaign. I just don’t know about the voters."

Caros
May 14, 2008


I also think Jeb doesn't have enough energy to contribute to the Spirit Bomb. Satan/Trump 2016.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

William Bear posted:

It's hard to say. The source of the quote is this Hannity interview, at shortly after the 4:00 mark.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/10/15/jeb-is-no-romney-and-thats-his-problem/

My impression, just from hearing this kind of rhetoric, is that Bush used the word "recession" as an attention-grabbing way of highlighting a promise to shift resources away from DC. Republicans have this thing against the actual city itself, not just metonymically.

When Scott Walker goes on Hannity, a common complaint is that DC is too rich. He points out how the median household incomes of the surrounding counties are the highest in the nation. My guess is that Bush feels a similar way and wants to shrink government to stop this.

I'd love to take Walker and Jeb?! down east of the Anacostia so they can see all those DC residents who are "too rich".

TyrantWD posted:

Shrinking government will just squeeze out a lot of the low-middle income earners, and turn the entire metro area into an extension of McLean-Bethesda-Georgetown (which I'd personally love).

That sounds like my own personal hell.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

Caros posted:

I also think Jeb doesn't have enough energy to contribute to the Spirit Bomb. Satan/Trump 2016.

Is there any way /pol/ can get Trump to start retweeting Dragon Ball Z quotes? It'll be even better than Cain quoting Pokemon.

Reaganball Z
Jun 21, 2007
Hybrid children watch the sea Pray for Father, roaming free

Montasque posted:



/pol/ is really lapping up everything Trump.

someone needs to switch out their pupils/irises with illuminati triangles

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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I don't think I'm capable of processing the fact that someone nationally prominent said "He kept us safe" about a person who disregarded multiple intelligence reports leading to the death of thousands and thousands of people

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