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Roster Updates: I'd like to play Ramirez and Sanguillen vs lefties, Hebner and Abe vs righties. Leave these two in their spots in the order (7-8 or 8-9 depending on DH) Also I'd like Darvish as my #4, Cole as #5. Lastly, I want Soria to take a break and go to short relief, move watson into the closer's role and let mark the shark be the setup man. Thank You! -LitM (I Feel That)
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Grinnblade posted:my god the walking tacos are spreading For that authentic MRE experience.
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HOL HORSE UPDATE WHILE ON THE ROAD. 4-3? good week. Not bad Fisk! You get to stay in the lineup another week! Call Dickey up, send Phelps down and make him Slim Sallees personal catcher.
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 No more tiredness so it's back to normal in the Genoa lineup. vs RHP 2B Eddie Collins LF Babe Ruth DH Manny Ramirez 1B Frank Thomas RF Enos Slaughter C Mike Piazza CF Elmer Flick 3B Ron Santo SS Ernie Banks vs LHP 2B Eddie Collins 1B Frank Thomas DH Manny Ramirez RF Vladimir Guerrero LF Harmon Killebrew C Mike Piazza SS Ernie Banks CF Willie Mays 3B Ron Santo Rotation 1) swap Eddie Plank and Nolan Ryan's spots in the rotation 2) then switch Ryan to LR for Blyleven e: Oh, also clear any existing personal catchers and insert Wally Schang for Plank and Young Doc.
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 Super-League XVII, Week 19: Bad Words for Bad Dudes They said it couldn't be done! And then they clarified, saying that, at the least, it shouldn't be done... ACT III SCENE I, Outside Smasher Dynamo's Fortress Enter OLDSKOOL and ICEMOLE OLDSKOOL It's a shame this is still going on here. Everyone knows that sequels kind of suck. ICEMOLE How many parts make up ev-er-y-one? It seems there are four, and not merely three OLDSKOOL There are three if you're from America So shut the gently caress up, okay? Uh. Fuckface. ICEMOLE The weighty matters of this day deserve Less coarseness of word and of mind, I think. The balance of all hangs on just one man. Though the who that is is yet to be seen The doom that walks and stalks and talks soon comes And we bear witness to its birth or death A fire may burn or renew, a choice A chance? Do we deserve once more to play? Judgment falls on this league and all within OLDSKOOL Listen, you dumb nerd, stop talking like that It's weird and distracting to follow you I mean, come on, what the gently caress, dude? Come on! Who talks like that, ten syllables, then stops There's a reason Shakespeare got his rear end kick'd As a boy. Or would have, if I were there. I wish I had a time machine to use So that I could travel back, beat his rear end And then beat up the queen. Yeah, gently caress the queen. But as for now, I'm leaving fast, okay? Because there's tosn of poo poo to do today! Exeunt OLDSKOOL ICEMOLE He plays the brave man, and does play it well Inside, though, all his heart must be breaking Shattered to bits by our present crisis Enter OLDSKOOL OLDSKOOL Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Exeunt OLDSKOOL ICEMOLE Truly a lion-heart if e'er there were. Enter FOREVERBWFC and SMASHER DYNAMO ICEMOLE Good morrow, my lords, how fare thee this day? SMASHER DYNAMO Wait, wait, wait. You're saying that the prophet said that I'd still be running the Super-League in ten seasons? FOREVERBWFC That was the message of the vision, I believe. I can think of no other man who would craft a sonnet for each game of the week just to prove a point. SMASHER DYNAMO But if I let Bruzer win, and destroy the league, then I don't have to do it? FOREVERBWFC Therein lies the rub. It was near-certain that the league was still the product of your craftsmanship. But was your labor free, or coerced by the Bruzer? Did you run this league because you wished it, or because it was commanded? SMASHER DYNAMO That is not helpful. ICEMOLE Why does thou speak here without thy meter When blank verse makes black truths su much sweeter? SMASHER DYNAMO Hey! Listen, okay, do you know how hard it would to do exposition in meter? FOREVERBWFC It would be astoundingly difficult. SMASHER DYNAMO Yeah, do you think Christopher Marlowe was just walking around England talking to everyone in iambic pentameter? No, he saved that for his plays, which got him paid. And maybe to pick up dudes, I don't know. Point is, I'm not getting paid. Also, hopefully, not stabbed in the eye. FOREVERBWFC What? SMASHER DYNAMO Christopher Marlowe got stabbed in the eye. I don't want to get stabbed in the eye. Although, how many weeks off could I take if I got stabbed in the eye? FOREVERBWFC Assuming that you were not slain by the act? SMASHER DYNAMO I have the feeling that even after I'm dead, I'll still have to do the Super-League. ICEMOLE Again, I protest! Speak with proper form! What would the Ombudsman say if he heard? Such styleless words, bereft of right sound? SMASHER DYNAMO I don't know who this Ombudsman is- FOREVERBWFC He figured in the visions I had of what was to come. SMASHER DYNAMO He sounds like the kind of guy I want to rip the tonsils out of. Exeunt All SCENE II. A graveyard. Enter BRUZER BRUZER What is this place? Enter MARAURDER in the guise of the spirit of ARCHIE GOODWIN ARCHIE GOODWIN Whoa, there, slick, seems like a place like this oughta be real familiar? Graveyards are kind of a second home for you in the Super-League. BRUZER Who are you? ARCHIE GOODWIN Just a spirit, looking for another chance. BRUZER I don't care! Go away! Nothing is going to get in my way! ARCHIE GOODWIN Come on, ace, you think it's going to be that easy? BRUZER I am the smartest, best, owner, and the only reason no one realizes it is because Smasher keeps cheating me! But now I'm the one in control. He can't use his Macho Men against me, and I can beat any other team. ARCHIE GOODWIN Any team? BRUZER I am the best. Nobody beats me. ARCHIE GOODWIN (aside) A man like this, his dull mind distorted Here I come, to make his dreams aborted (to Bruzer) What, you think you're gonna win because of that? That's the craziest thing I ever heard. BRUZER Wait? ARCHIE GOODWIN Smarts don't matter. It's what you do with 'em. BRUZER I'll show you! ARCHIE GOODWIN Here's hoping. But look around, this boneyard's full of guys who thought they were smart. Why, look, it's the grave of the St. Paul Bearers, you remember them, don't you? BRUZER Yes, but that was different. ARCHIE GOODWIN Oh, yes, yes, yes, it wasn't one smart guy, it was six. ForeverBWFC, Koop, the lovely kw0134, Viscount Slim, CVE and the Brooklyn Bruiser himself. All working together, all helping to dig their own team's grave. (aside) Of course, the Viscount was I, and I he A game I play, and play well, mostly fun The Bearers were a trifle, a small jest Burned through by indecision and my sloth Koop's end, some European confusion And the Bruzer's own frailties writ large No matter, the Syndicate survives still And shall for all times, or the promis'd end Sweeps away this tedious world and leaves Something with a bit more flavor and zest The world's a bit bland for my own liking I'm not one who frowns at seasoning soup (to Bruzer) Guess you're not so sharp, after all. BRUZER You'll see! You think your team is so tough? You want to take me on? ARCHIE GOODWIN Oh, that I could, but me team sleeps with the fishes, it would take special dispensation from Smasher himself to bring them back for this challenge. BRUZER Yeah? Well, maybe I'll ask him to do just that? ARCHIE GOODWIN Wouldn't that teach me something. BRUZER Wait? How do I know this isn't a trick? ARCHIE GOODWIN If you won't take my word for it, why not talk to Old Rev T, he can see what isn't just yet. He'll show you the truth. BRUZER Well, maybe I will! Exeunt BRUZER ARCHIE GOODWIN A contrivance to send him to the seer But certain things must be done, good or ill The future must have its say in the past Pray I do that it will go down quite fast Exeunt ARCHIE GOODWIN SCENE III. Smasher Dynamo's Courtyard Enter MONICRO, ICEMOLE MONICRO But I don't understand why everyone, or maybe just like half the people, are talking so weird. ICEMOLE Little lad, whether you are big or small Blank verse is the language you must speak To do otherwise here is most uncouth. Great Smasher's court has manners you must learn Your young age is no excuse, nor license Speak rightly, or be ye silent, nothing else. MONICRO But counting to ten is haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard! Enter CTHULHUDREAMS CTHULHUDREAMS Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! ICEMOLE Look you, boy, at yon truest nobleman No strain in his words to adopt the verse Perfection to start, no need to learn more An exemplar par excellence for all CTHULHUDREAMS Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! ICEMOLE A most wondrous manner. This is the man. Promised so long, and now delivered hence. Providence shines from high on us this day. CTHULHUDREAMS Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! ICEMOLE Oh, yes, the song of angels, from his lips. MONICRO But he's just repeating himself a lot! It's really kind of lame. ICEMOLE Hush, child! Listen not to the words! Rhythm! That is the true measure of speech! Oh, god! The man speaks in the rhythm of heaven! What else could matter much in relation? CTHULHUDREAMS Cthulhu needs C! Cthulhu needs C! Exeunt All ACT IV SCENE I. Revenant Threshold's Hut. Enter REVENANT THRESHOLD REVENANT THRESHOLD Down, down, down, down Down, down, down, down Here's a toast to the king And a lasting peace To factions' end And wealth increase Come, let us drink while we have breath For there's no drinking after death And he that will himself deny Down among the dead men Down among the dead men Down, down, down, down Down among the dead men Let him lie. Enter BRUZER BRUZER Show me the future or else. REVENANT THRESHOLD Hardly a warm welcome so I think not. My powers are not to be demanded A gift, a tool to be used for good Not the weapon of a madman like you. BRUZER Is that what you think? REVENANT THRESHOLD In truth, I can think little else of it. BRUZER I want to hear a story, Revenant Threshold, and if you won't give me one, I'll find one of my own. REVENANT THRESHOLD A harmless threat, if even that. No, no. I will not yield to such hollow words. BRUZER Oh? Because I have to say, you might not like my stories. They're not for everyone. You may have heard. REVENANT THRESHOLD I am not afraid. We Gooners are brave. How else could we survive Man United? And their reign o'er all football that ne'er broke? Until, some years past, it did, and brought spring. A glorious sun melt'd the red devil. Til its twin, a sky blue cloud, smother'd all. But by the love of Wenger, exalted. I shall survive til Arsenal rises. That much I swear, and do not swear lightly. BRUZER I give you one last warning. Once I begin, nothing will ever be the same. REVENANT THRESHOLD I fear thee not. I will not surrender. BRUZER I have here a story from the internet most deep, perhaps a taste of it might change your mind. REVENANT THRESHOLD No. My bluff is call'd, I'll not resist more. The curtains of time I will part for thee. BRUZER Good. REVENANT THRESHOLD The dead lurch forth, not easily beaten The Jobbers show fear, the assault goes on Losers can lose, but not to a cretin They fight and they win, their lifeblood now gone Armitage shrieks, his features do belie He wants, no, expects the win for his team But for now it appears that they shall die And so he does sit, weep, panic, and scream Is all hope so lost? Are dreams now all dead? Can he take what is his? Or job the feat? Rememb'ring his past, and what has been said Is this team still chaff, or at long last wheat? The dead still come forward, scarce with motive The Jobbers need help, and off'rings votive.  BRUZER What was that? What am I supposed to get from that? Give me a vision I can use, or else! REVENANT THRESHOLD Like Sybil I try and see what I can But the choice isn't mine, I only a man. Canada sits on the steps of glory But comes the Machine, cold light eyes stare down The pitch come fast, but not too fast to see The Machine fires forth, power renown The ball is struck hard, it flies through the air So long out does it carry the motion Mack watches sadly, his victory fair Gone, forgotten, rubb'd out, dream's erosion Defeat rides close behind on sorrow's horse The hoofbeats drum louder, a constant din The rider will arrive shortly, of course The pride of Canada lies all broken Have hope, it is not yet the final act! More's to be seen, we have not held the fact.  BRUZER You're talking in riddles. And not even good riddles! REVENANT THRESHOLD As I said, what is revealed, is here. Naught else can I show you but what I behold. BRUZER Bah! REVENANT THRESHOLD Pander sits on his throne, no more rivals The Bombers had sought his crown, but failed Great effort had worn out all their vitals Moose, just the one, heartbroken and wailed: "Is this my grim fate, to sit in second? A salutorian man frustrat'd? I dreamed of a team, my mind's eye fecund That would need many banners creat'd "But I see that now, nothing I do works Players break, hitters slump, darkness consumes The rest of this league are totally jerks And because of these crimes, my anger blooms" That being said, Moose's fate is not hard As these things go, he'll get a wildcard  BRUZER I am losing patience. None of these prophecies tell me anything about my challenge and whether it will work. REVANANT THRESHOLD The Ombudsman fumes, tonsil-less anger These verses and sonnets lack quality Smasher ought not be proud, just a server To exceed his station, naught but folly The win cheers him little, it is not 'nough The angled dreams of the Space Fish die slow And to dress up all these numbers with fluff FairGame will have his words with Dynamo He has fail'd the thread, he is a debtor A wretch with amibtion, but not talent The Ombudsman notes in warning letter Meter less meaning is hardly gallant Imagine how much worse of this long scold Would be but for his own Gil McDougald  BRUZER That's not even how you pronounce "McDougald!" Now, give me a good prophecy or else! REVENANT THRESHOLD Four stories I tell, no more, and no less Though I'd rather do three, I will confess. BRUZER Oh? Is that so? Then I guess we have time for one of my stories, after. Now, I found this one- The remainder of this scene was not found in the folio edition of the play. Historical records indicate that the material was so upsetting that it was burned so that no one could ever know what had been written. Some have claimed the expunged half-scene as one of the most harrowing scenes in all of fiction. Others have claimed that Smasher, for once in his sorry life, knew when to give up the joke. In either event, no copy remains. SCENE II. Smasher Dynamo's Fortress Enter SMASHER DYNAMO and MARAUDER in the guise of ARCHIE GOODWIN SMASHER DYNAMO Bruzer said he'd accept a challenge from your team, and I have reconsidered my position. ARCHIE GOODWIN Good t'hear. SMASHER DYNAMO You have to use Bruzer logic, I guess. If he thinks that he can beat you, logic says that he absolutely can't. ARCHIE GOODWIN Makes sense. SMASHER DYNAMO And if you do win, I will restore your team to life and crown you a champion. Minor champion, but still. ARCHIE GOODWIN Neat. SMASHER DYNAMO That, uh, is about it. ARCHIE GOODWIN Well, don't want to blow our wad now, with the big battle coming up. SMASHER DYNAMO Good point. ACT V SCENE I. Smasher Dynamo's Fortress Enter SMASHER DYNAMO SMASHER DYNAMO This was a huge mistake. What was I thinking? The battle looms, I have put forth the Gumshoes against Bruzer's infernal team. Should they succeed, all is won. Should they fail, damnnation looms. What right did I have to condemn my league so, or even create the conditions precedent for such damnation. What have I done, what will I do? The battle comes now, war descends on us all and- Enter a Delorean in a flash of light, a trail of fire behind it. The Delorean skids to a stop, and HULKAMATT exits from one of the gull-wing doors. SMASHER DYNAMO What?! HULKAMATT Smasher, I have come from the future to beg for your help? SMASHER DYNAMO I kind of have my own thing going on, the fate of the Super-League hangs in the balance. HULKAMATT Listen, Smasher, it's reeeeeeeeeeeeealy important! My A-Rod isn't very good, and I want him to be better. SMASHER DYNAMO Can this wait? HULKAMATT I don't think so. Now, Smasher, I know that you, or at least future you, and I don't see eye-to-eye on Roman Reigns, I think he's a really good wrestler- SMASHER DYNAMO It's 2012! I've never heard of this Roman Reigns. HULKAMATT Oh, right, I should explain. So, I know that you think that Reigns is a bad promo. SMASHER DYNAMO I don't think of him at all, HulkaMatt, I don't even really know who you are, it's 2012! HULKAMATT Listen, Smasher, just because you think that Roman Reigns has bad promos, what with the magic beans and all. SMASHER DYNAMO I don't know what you're talking about! This hasn't happened yet to me! HULKAMATT Oh, right. causality and all. Well, I have some Roman Reigns highlights on my iPhone you can look at. I think you'll be surprised. SMASHER DYNAMO Why does he keep doing the same three moves over and over? Are all of these clips from the same match? HULKAMATT Well, you know, having a million moves isn't as good as doing three moves really well. Oh, wait, here are some clips from his promos. SMASHER DYNAMO Why is he arguing with the crowd about why his promo is boring? That's not going to work! HULKAMATT The point is, he's fine, and he's going to be the next big guy in WWE. SMASHER DYNAMO I hate the future. HATE IT! HULKAMATT Um, okay, that didn't go great. But how about that A-Rod challenge? SMASHER DYNAMO You come to the future, tell me that I'm going to have to watch 10 years Samoan Kevin Nash, and then you want me to do something for you? COME ON! HULKAMATT But Smasher... SMASHER DYNAMO Okay, well, how bad is it? HULKAMATT It's the 4th-worst A-Rod ever! SMASHER DYNAMO So it's not the worst. HULKAMATT 4th-worst! SMASHER DYNAMO That's not compelling. Still, is this a matter where if I don't do something, you're team is going to get relegated? HULKAMATT Well.... SMASHER DYNAMO Well? HULKAMATT I'm a tag team champion, so I can't get demoted. SMASHER DYNAMO Tag Team Champion? Demoted? HULKAMATT The future's pretty crazy, Smasher! There are tag team tournaments, and a Sub-Par League, and also Roman Reigns won a Royal Rumble! And it was, wait, you don't know the future, so let me say that it wasn't as bad a scene as a lot of people are going to say that it was when it happens in two and-a-half years. You know who else will be doing great in 2015, by the way? John Cena. A career year, really. SMASHER DYNAMO Yeah, the way things are going, I half-want Bruzer to put me out of my misery. HULKAMATT Oh, right, the challenge? This is that time that the Gumshoes hit, like, two miracle home runs, and then beat Bruzer's team because Bruzer kept Brad Lidge in the game, right? SMASHER DYNAMO Did you just spoil the ending? HULKAMATT Oh. Whoops! SMASHER DYNAMO Challenge denied! Challenge denied! Team Statistics        Analysis Has trading Babe Ruth ever worked?        Analysis Well, at least you've guaranteed a winning season. Also, beating the Rakers in three out of four games on the road is a good sign given that they're almost certainly going to the playoffs.        Analysis I would say you have a couple of easy moves to make involving using Mickey Cochrane and Jim Scott.        Analysis Well, any other bright ideas?        Analysis Forward, knights!        Analysis 2-4 and holding onto their titles. Woo.        Analysis Less than five games back of the wildcard, also, in danger of demotion!        Analysis I must see this team dead. It is the only way.        Analysis DINGERS!        Analysis The Crows are back in third place! If they can hold onto that, it will be a milestone for the team!        Analysis The Space Fish are in fourth place in the wild card standings, which is good! They're also 8.5 games back with seven weeks to play, which is less promising.        Analysis This is not the right direction!        Analysis I think Meyeux's glove makes her worth keeping in the lineup, but it may be the sort of situation where it might get you a couple of extra runs over the course of the season by batting her eighth instead of ninth.        Analysis Not a bad time for a swoon, all things considered.        Analysis --        Analysis This team has the second best pitching in the league. It's weird, but true.        Analysis You've got enough of a lead to rest a few players for a week.        Analysis Are you really going to let yourself get aced out of a wildcard by a Monicro? ARE YOU?!        Analysis The dead will reign.        Analysis Huh. I guess Vance isn't working out. Whoops!        Analysis Sheikhs good.        Analysis Wait, a Monicro team is actually good? Does that mean he's going to Muggerize it?        Analysis This team still has nine games left against the Southpaws and ten against the Doom. That could be bad.        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A 3-3 week! Let's do the same or somewhat better over the next couple of weeks to try to crawl out of this mess. Changes: Gary Sheffield goes back into RF against right handed pitchers. Carlos Beltran in CF against both LHP and RHP (I fixed this in my next post! I don't even think it's possible in Mogul anyway) send down Mike Trout and call up Bob Elliott to ride the bench for the week. Armitage fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Oct 17, 2015 |
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Armitage posted:
I choose to interpret your lineup changes literally.
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Oops, had outfielder on the brain. I meant that Beltran goes against LHP and RHP. I probably would have never caught the mistake if you didn't reply!
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Smasher Dynamo posted:I choose to interpret your lineup changes literally. Carlos Beltran is just out there trying to tackle the LF and RF constantly.
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Also, holy poo poo, that writing. That's intense poo poo. Each STANZA is more effort than I care to imagine, let alone the whole thing. Wow. This is last night of marauder level poo poo, smasher.
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Hey, somebody trade me a good first base man! I've got guys like '94 John Olerud, '61 Stan Musial, '41 Jimmie Foxx, and '06 John McGraw, along with the 2nd round pick I stole from Mooseontheloose, to trade. It's something that might have to wait until the offseason, but it's worth throwing out there. In the mean time, Smasher, let's do some lineup changes! Call up Bonds and Olerud, send down John McGraw and Hanley Ramirez. New lineup vs. RHP: code:code:
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Better week than I expected. Randy Johnson to DL Chris Sale takes his slot Billy Pierce to MR
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Y'know, it's funny. One of my first posts in this thread was some dumb thing about STOP WRITING ABOUT WEIRD RPGMAKER THINGS; PEOPLE ARE HERE FOR BASEBALL. Yet I absolutely love all the non-baseball writing. It's hilarious and I wish I had that kind of creativity. As far as baseball goes, though, I think the Space Fish can still make a push for the wildcard. Or at the very least, losing a guy who's not playing isn't going to make any difference in my ability to stay ahead of the Symphony. And if I do get demoted, that just means that TheMcD likely gets a better draft pick since I traded him my 4th rounder in exchange for doing the pick 'em. Thus! Trade 1901 Ed Delahanty in exchange for the Mounties' 1992 Rafael Palmeiro 2001 John Olerud Upon the trade being completed, please change my lineup: RF: The Heilmann who's hitting well LF: Palmeiro 1b: Olerud to AAA: Medwick e: between Babe Herman, John Olerud, Rafael Palmeiro, Dick Allen, and Don Mattingly surely there's SOMEONE on this roster that can play 1B and hit!
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Sub-Par Week 19 Injury Report Dorchester Phantoms Roy Face (RP) (Ectoplasmic cruciate ligament) - 7 days Genoa Janus Roy Halladay (Good) (Yeah, RIP) - 43 days Houston Hol Horses Eddie Collins (2B) (Do-by! Do-by! Do-by!) - 16 days Oventje's Decroux! Ed Walsh (SP) (I guess it can get worse) - 10 days The Gay Agenda Barry Bonds (LF) (An overall rating of 69 was too nice to live) - Out For Season
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I thought that update was my resting week, oh well. I know Mattingly in LF is odd, but it's a lower effort solution than bringing Crawford or Winfield up for just one week. Lineup of sore removal, vs both 3B Boggs CF Cobb C Cochrane DH Foxx RF Kaline 1B Cabrera 2B Sandberg LF Mattingly SS Vaughan
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Analysis Not sure, but I'd also argue this is probably the best haul anyone gotten for a ruth yet. also, cooper in for Schang in all lineups please.
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poo poo forgot about the lineup now that the tired players are good again. VS BOTH code:
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TheFlyingLlama posted:
I think the goog's trade was better, it just didn't work out for him. Yours was still real drat good.
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FairGame posted:Y'know, it's funny. One of my first posts in this thread was some dumb thing about STOP WRITING ABOUT WEIRD RPGMAKER THINGS; PEOPLE ARE HERE FOR BASEBALL. Yet I absolutely love all the non-baseball writing. It's hilarious and I wish I had that kind of creativity. I'm waiting on DannoMack to confirm.
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FairGame posted:Y'know, it's funny. One of my first posts in this thread was some dumb thing about STOP WRITING ABOUT WEIRD RPGMAKER THINGS; PEOPLE ARE HERE FOR BASEBALL. Yet I absolutely love all the non-baseball writing. It's hilarious and I wish I had that kind of creativity. I confirm so long as when Smasher says "I'm waiting for DannoMack to confirm" he doesn't mean "I'm waiting for DannoMack to confirm so I know whether to punish him for making another in-season trade."
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Expansion Cup May Injury Report Rochester Generics Luis Tiant (SP) (20 days) Yankeesfans.gif Jermaine Dye (OF) (32 days)
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Monicro posted:Expansion Cup May Injury Report fart Dye to DL, Reggie Sanders to RF, call-up David Delluci
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 Replace Barry Bonds (  ) with Willie Mays full-time and move Buddy Myer up to the bench, please. 
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MORE LIKE JERMAINE DIE
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Mornacale posted:MORE LIKE JERMAINE DIE I can't believe you've done this.
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I enjoyed your refusal. Morgan back at 2nd vs. Righties. I legitimately have no idea what to do with A-Rod & Trammell being hurt for 2 days. I'll let the game figure it out.
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Oct 18, 2015 03:31
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New lineups for trade + Tris Speaker injury. I swear I won't be making a habit of changing my lineup every update. Please send down Ken Oberkfell to make room for Delahanty. vs RHP no DH 3B Wade Boggs L 1B Lou Gehrig L LF Babe Ruth L CF Al Simmons R RF Larry Walker L SS Ernie Banks R C Ted Simmons S 2B Joe Morgan L vs LHP no DH LF Ed Delahanty R 1B Lou Gehrig L CF Al Simmons R RF Babe Ruth L 2B Riggs Stephenson R C Ted Simmons S SS Ernie Banks R 3B Harmon Killebrew R  Attention Trade Pals 1929 Al Simmons (27yrs old) 1963 Harmon Killebrew (27yrs old) 1901 Ed Delahanty (33yrs old) I'd like to trade one of those jerks for a good left handed bat who can play a position other than 1B OR I'd like to trade a couple or all three of those jerks for a great left handed outfielder, preferably one who is good at RF. Okay gently caress the Mets and Royals, Love, DannoMack Attention Trade Pals
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Oct 18, 2015 04:19
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Super-League XVII, Week 20 Injury Report CSKA Sergio Romo (RP) (Capitalist-Imperialist terrorism!) - 14 days Detroit Wolverines Paul Waner (RP) (Fix yer lineup!) - 15 days Glastonbury Knights Ryne Sandberg (2B) (All Armitage's fault) - 10 days Hill City Dinos Buddy Myer (2B) (BUDDY!) - 12 das Jersey City Jobbers Soon. Kobe Crows Jason Giambi (1B) (The killing blow!) - 14 days Rockford Losers Satchel Paige (SP) (What is this?) - 12 days Scott Rolen (3B) (No, you fools, not now! Don't you dare die on me now!) - 22 days Frank Thomas (1B) (We were supposed to kill the Jobbers together! Not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!) - 84 days Pick 'em: Burn it all to the ground. Start with the Mets Canadian Championship Hartford Whalers (c) @ Sindhi Sheikhs Grand Slam Championships Oklahoma City Bombers @ Chicago Southpaws (c) Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Slaughterhouse Nine (c) @ Hill City Dinos
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Oct 18, 2015 19:44
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Smasher Dynamo posted:b]Hill City Dinos[/b] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Oct 18, 2015 19:47
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Whalers Southpaws Dinos
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Oct 18, 2015 19:54
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This pick 'em is tough. I'm gonna go with Sheikhs take, others retain. Don't let me down, Monicro.
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Oct 18, 2015 19:59
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Welp it appears the Dragons recovery has been ended. Bollocks. Pick 'em Sheiks take, otherwise champs retain
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Oct 18, 2015 20:04
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pickem all champs retain
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Oct 18, 2015 20:07
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Giambi also? Good lord almighty. Champs retain.
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Oct 18, 2015 20:12
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Pick'em Champs Retain
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Champs retain!
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