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Who will Win?
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7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

i'm not nervous

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Mooseontheloose posted:

Make sure to pump in that crow noise Indy!

free meth for fans for every false start

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

No deflation going on there.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Petey posted:

reminder that everything you know is wrong and sperm don't swim to the egg, in fact they can barely move; it is actually the egg that sort of actively traps and absorbs them while the sperm wriggles weakly, only working itself further into the mammoth mama cell

https://www.jstor.org/stable/3174586

This is why I love GDT's they are so educational with out TFF I would never have known that or that ducks are rapers and sex with a dolphin is enjoyable

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Petite Dinklage posted:

I was saying his sperm is weak, genetically. He has bad genes

We can't all be Bradys

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Petey posted:

reminder that everything you know is wrong and sperm don't swim to the egg, in fact they can barely move; it is actually the egg that sort of actively traps and absorbs them while the sperm wriggles weakly, only working itself further into the mammoth mama cell

https://www.jstor.org/stable/3174586

I learned my genetics from Metal Gear Solid

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

i'm not nervous

same

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
"We just assume you're cheating right now."

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Perfectly spherical

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Blount is going to get 200 yards.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Athanatos posted:

free meth for fans for every false start

In New England, we promise heroin for deflated balls.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Bradysneak!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Never bet against the brady sneak. Its unnatural.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Tom Brady is a big strong man

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Whatever happened to Jonas Gray.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Blount designated Colts killa

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

nooneofconsequence posted:

Whatever happened to Jonas Gray.

Working at a gas station somewhere

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

nooneofconsequence posted:

Whatever happened to Jonas Gray.

He's on the colts

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Phobeste posted:

Perfectly spherical

Lol

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tom Brady, king of the 1-yard sneak. you need one yard? you need a half yard? He get you a yard. He got it. You need two yards? He get you one yard.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Petey posted:

reminder that everything you know is wrong and sperm don't swim to the egg, in fact they can barely move; it is actually the egg that sort of actively traps and absorbs them while the sperm wriggles weakly, only working itself further into the mammoth mama cell

https://www.jstor.org/stable/3174586

aint no eggs in my mouth

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

nooneofconsequence posted:

Whatever happened to Jonas Gray.

He missed a practice after his 4TD day and was promptly put in the Bellichick Doghouse.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Quiet Feet posted:

Tom Brady, king of the 1-yard sneak. you need one yard? you need a half yard? He get you a yard. He got it. You need two yards? He get you one yard.

Ive seen him get 6 yards on a QB sneak before

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Quiet Feet posted:

Tom Brady, king of the 1-yard sneak. you need one yard? you need a half yard? He get you a yard. He got it. You need two yards? He get you one yard.

very sneaky and shady

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Brady is risking it with some of these throws, whew

TheWrthy
Feb 1, 2004

Yes we can, sir.

nooneofconsequence posted:

Whatever happened to Jonas Gray.

Miami

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Soothing Vapors posted:

aint no eggs in my mouth

Smashmouth eat the eggs

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Hey he didn't drop it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I have this game on mute because my son is watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on the kindle and I feel like Mickey's voice is probably preferable to what's going on on NBC

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

:rip:

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
Edelman is a cool dude, who is rad, and owns. He's very good, even.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Oh yeah, Scott Chandler

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

so fuckin ready, might have to toss a dinger in to quone my nerves

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Hmm do the Colts not have a good defense?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003
Danny Amendola caught that thinking he was going to get hit and saw no one.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Move Vollmer to left tackle and put Flemming in at right and pray

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Intruder posted:

I have this game on mute because my son is watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on the kindle and I feel like Mickey's voice is probably preferable to what's going on on NBC

Still not as bad as the MLB playoff announcers.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
Look upon our white receivers and despair

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Lowry is a seasoned veteran, but is still salty after last years loss in the AFCCG

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