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Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008
All networks should play "Get Lucky" whenever the Colts go out on offense.

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

pmchem posted:



I just can't fathom watching the rest of the game; all I can think of is The Play

im the same way... i keep waiting for cris and al to keep talking about it, but they're not, and im just confused

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

turbomoose posted:

Okay guys we need to come up with a clever name for that play.

Swingingballghazigate

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Bromine posted:

Did you think you were still dreaming?

Still in a dream snake.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010




This somehow makes more sense to me than the actual play.

midwat
May 6, 2007

turbomoose posted:

Okay guys we need to come up with a clever name for that play.

"Guy named Griff, just say NO"

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Codependent Poster posted:

Gonna be something about trying to get them to call a timeout and it wasn't supposed to be snapped.

Then ask Grif Whalen as he waits at the bus stop for his ride home

Piggles
Oct 10, 2006

Wilson with the Hail Mary to Tate!
I have been slowly chuckling ever since that play

fiance asked what that play was meant to do and i had no idea how to answer!

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

turbomoose posted:

Okay guys we need to come up with a clever name for that play.

The Metastatic

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013


Not bad, but it's taken.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

turbomoose posted:

Okay guys we need to come up with a clever name for that play.

The Gelded Colt.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



turbomoose posted:

Okay guys we need to come up with a clever name for that play.

I'm calling it the firework because that dude got blown up like JPP once he touched the football.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Im still laughing. That was buttfumble esque.

I honestly have to think about whether or not Buttfumble was worse

Like, at least the commentators weren't openly laughing about and pointing out the guy running into the other guy's butt for the next 5 minutes (mostly because 1) they thought it was a good defense by Wilfork at first and 2) it was one bad play in the midst of 3 really bad plays)

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Piggles posted:

I have been slowly chuckling ever since that play

fiance asked what that play was meant to do and i had no idea how to answer!

It was meant to confuse, which it did!

Except it worked too well and confused themselves too.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

turbomoose posted:

Okay guys we need to come up with a clever name for that play.

Griff Whalen's Only Memorable NFL Play

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
The Griffining

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



The Griff Whiff

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes
No but seriously

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

turbomoose posted:

Okay guys we need to come up with a clever name for that play.

"Why Did You Snap It?"

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Chris James 2 posted:

I honestly have to think about whether or not Buttfumble was worse

Like, at least the commentators weren't openly laughing about and pointing out the guy running into the other guy's butt for the next 5 minutes (mostly because 1) they thought it was a good defense by Wilfork at first and 2) it was one bad play in the midst of 3 really bad plays)

the buttfumble was embedded in the most magical minute of football I have ever witnessed.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The Immaculate Snap.

TheWrthy
Feb 1, 2004

Yes we can, sir.

turbomoose posted:

Okay guys we need to come up with a clever name for that play.

The Snap Mary

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Pictured: View from the Colts coordinators box.

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Oh you slimey bitch

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Chris James 2 posted:

I honestly have to think about whether or not Buttfumble was worse

Like, at least the commentators weren't openly laughing about and pointing out the guy running into the other guy's butt for the next 5 minutes (mostly because 1) they thought it was a good defense by Wilfork at first and 2) it was one bad play in the midst of 3 really bad plays)

The buttfumble was spontaneous but Pagano's secret play was actually thought of and planned out. Presumably practiced too

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Chris James 2 posted:

I honestly have to think about whether or not Buttfumble was worse

Like, at least the commentators weren't openly laughing about and pointing out the guy running into the other guy's butt for the next 5 minutes (mostly because 1) they thought it was a good defense by Wilfork at first and 2) it was one bad play in the midst of 3 really bad plays)

the jets season was basically over before buttfumble

the colts can still host a playoff game

midwat
May 6, 2007

Griff and the Whalers

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


axeil posted:

Griff Whalen's Only Memorable NFL Play

And last

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


turbomoose posted:

Okay guys we need to come up with a clever name for that play.

The Glue Factory

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Simmons is calling it the "Snap Mary"

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
So many flags.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

FLAG THAT MAN

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Now That's What I Call Holding: Vol 72

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

turbomoose posted:

Okay guys we need to come up with a clever name for that play.

"gently caress It."

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol the Colts are garbage just like the rest of the AFC South

midwat
May 6, 2007

Malloreon posted:

Simmons is calling it the "Snap Mary"

I even like Simmons, but he sucks at naming things

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I think half the stadium threw up their hands and mumbled HOLDING!

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Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Grif 'N Door

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