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Goulash is an unappetizing word.
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Oct 19, 2015 18:47
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You don't have to eat the word
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Oct 19, 2015 19:12
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DekeThornton posted:Shouldn't the defining characteristic of chili be the actual chilipeppers you use in the dish, not whatever ingredients you use to accompany said peppers? I only use chili powder to flavor my chili, the peppers I put in are bell pepper.
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Oct 19, 2015 19:24
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PCOS Bill posted:You don't have to eat the word Actually I do.
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Oct 19, 2015 21:25
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PCOS Bill posted:You don't have to eat the word Gonna market a beef stew called Literal Diarrhea.
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Oct 19, 2015 21:26
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chitoryu12 posted:Gonna market a beef stew called Literal Diarrhea. I think Campbells already has that one
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Oct 19, 2015 22:09
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Yeah I think that was the idea behind campbells "Chunky" spoups.
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Oct 19, 2015 22:14
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No chili rules, no omelet rules. Hail Satan  
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Oct 20, 2015 00:32
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That looks good. I had spicy chorizo hash with chipotle mayo and two fried eggs on top yesterday, and I want that for breakfast every day for the rest of my life.
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Oct 20, 2015 01:08
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PCOS Bill posted:No goulash is elbow macaroni with ground beef cooked in salsa over it. In North Dakota, Goulash is under-seasoned, over-cooked, ground beef, black beans, tomatoes, and macaroni. We always used fresh tomatoes for our abomination. It's basically pasta e fagioli but shittier.
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Oct 20, 2015 01:10
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mostlygray posted:In North Dakota, Goulash is under-seasoned, over-cooked, ground beef, black beans, tomatoes, and macaroni. We always used fresh tomatoes for our abomination. Tacos in a bag are delicious, though, I have to admit. 
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Oct 20, 2015 01:15
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mostlygray posted:In North Dakota, Goulash is under-seasoned, over-cooked, ground beef, black beans, tomatoes, and macaroni. We always used fresh tomatoes for our abomination. My Chicagoan grandparents call a similar dish goulash, but it's overcooked, underseasoned ground beef, tomatoes, macaroni, and cheese, with no beans but occasionally corn or peas. Apparently some regions refer to the same dish as chop suey.
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Oct 20, 2015 01:25
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Samizdata posted:Nthed. Chili without beans is just meat sauce. Chili is just meat cooked with chilis or chili powder and some spices. Chili con carne, the end. You start putting ingredients like beans, corn, miracle whip, tater tots, or whatever it is you people in the Midwest eat and you have a stew.
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Oct 20, 2015 02:09
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I'm making chili tomorrow. gently caress all of you.
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Oct 20, 2015 02:21
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pookel posted:I have been here for 16 years and have thus far avoided this abomination. I've also managed not to eat fleischkuechle or lutefisk. Saw some kids today with tacos in a bag...made with Flaming Hot Cheetos. Not sure how I feel about it.
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Oct 20, 2015 02:24
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Kakairo posted:Saw some kids today with tacos in a bag...made with Flaming Hot Cheetos. Not sure how I feel about it. As an aside, flamin hot cheetos suck, but cheddar jalapeno cheetos are amazing. So I would say those kids hosed up for that reason alone.
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Oct 20, 2015 02:30
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Plinkey posted:No chili rules, no omelet rules. Hail Satan Put that on a pizza.
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Oct 20, 2015 02:48
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OctoberBlues posted:As an aside, flamin hot cheetos suck, but cheddar jalapeno cheetos are amazing. So I would say those kids hosed up for that reason alone. You need those mojo criollo Doritos... Oh yiss
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Oct 20, 2015 02:57
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Danger Mahoney posted:Chili is just meat cooked with chilis or chili powder and some spices. Chili con carne, the end. Oh god tater tots in chili sound good
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Oct 20, 2015 02:57
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Chili+cheese on potatoes is good. Even like a baked potato.
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Oct 20, 2015 03:01
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Danger Mahoney posted:Chili is just meat cooked with chilis or chili powder and some spices. Chili con carne, the end. Well, here's the thing. Chili con carne is just beef stew with a few characteristics. It was made to be cheap, easy trail food by cowboys who didn't have the luxury of a kitchen or many ingredients, since they had to take everything in their saddlebags. It's not some codified, sacred dish - well, at least it wasn't originally. It's just food. Do you go to IHOP and tell them that what they call an omelet is in fact a frittata?
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Oct 20, 2015 03:01
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Kakairo posted:Saw some kids today with tacos in a bag...made with Flaming Hot Cheetos. Not sure how I feel about it. Hella jelly? PCOS Bill posted:Oh god tater tots in chili sound good 
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Oct 20, 2015 03:06
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PCOS Bill posted:Oh god tater tots in chili sound good I have some left over chili from the weekend. This might be my dinner tomorrow. On an omelet, on a pizza.
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Oct 20, 2015 03:06
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I might add some tater tots to the bowl next time I make chili. They'll add some more starch, and hopefully soak up lots of delicious flavor. Tater tots with chili in the center oh godddddd get inside me
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Oct 20, 2015 03:08
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SymmetryrtemmyS posted:Well, here's the thing. Chili con carne is just beef stew with a few characteristics. It was made to be cheap, easy trail food by cowboys who didn't have the luxury of a kitchen or many ingredients, since they had to take everything in their saddlebags. It's not some codified, sacred dish - well, at least it wasn't originally. It's just food. Well okay Wavy Gravy let's all just smoke the reefer and bang a bongo and call food whatever we want. Rules are for squares right. Peanut butter on Ritz crackers? That's chili. Cereal and milk? That's chili too. Plain white bread? You better believe that's chili. I've got a glass of cold chili right here on my end table. It used to be called beer before we TOSSED OUT ALL THE RULES.
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Oct 20, 2015 03:16
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Danger Mahoney posted:Well okay Wavy Gravy let's all just smoke the reefer and bang a bongo and call food whatever we want. Rules are for squares right. Do you get this mad about other food, or just chili?
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Oct 20, 2015 03:19
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I believe we have a thread in GWS specifically for fighting about chili so maybe check that out?
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Oct 20, 2015 03:21
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Oh man how did I forget about adding hominy to chili? That's absolutely delicious. That's it, I'm making chili later this week.
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Oct 20, 2015 03:25
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Danger Mahoney posted:Well okay Wavy Gravy let's all just smoke the reefer and bang a bongo and call food whatever we want. Rules are for squares right. <eats another slice of thin crust Hawaiian chili>
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Oct 20, 2015 03:27
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Danger Mahoney posted:Well okay Wavy Gravy let's all just smoke the reefer and bang a bongo and call food whatever we want. Rules are for squares right. No pizza rules, ergo, chili is a type of pizza. No pizza rules, no chili rules. QED.
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Oct 20, 2015 03:38
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VendaGoat posted:I'm making chili tomorrow. gently caress all of you. here, you'll thank me. use newcastle and starbucks pike place roast. this chili has won me two contests. 2 teaspoons oil 2 onions, chopped 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 lb lean ground beef 3/4 lb beef sirloin, cubed 1 (14 1/2 ounce) can diced tomatoes 1 can dark beer 1 cup strong coffee 2 (6 ounce) cans tomato paste 1 can beef broth 1/2 cup brown sugar 3 1/2 tablespoons chili sauce 1 tablespoon cumin 1 tablespoon cocoa 1 teaspoon oregano 1 teaspoon cayenne 1 teaspoon coriander 1 teaspoon salt 4 (15 ounce) cans kidney beans 4 chili peppers, chopped in a dutch oven, fry the garlic and onions in the oil. add the ground beef and cook until no longer pink. then the sirloin. cook until it's not pink but not dry, then transfer to a large pot. add the tomatoes, beer, coffee and tomato paste, and stir. add your beef broth and spices. stir. add your peppers and 1 can of beans and stir. bring it to a boil, then reduce heat, cover and simmer for 90 minutes. add the other can of beans, transfer all of the solids and as much of the liquid as will fit to a crock pot. cook overnight. serve with cornbread. collect winnings.
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Oct 20, 2015 05:15
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It's actually very simple. There are only six types of food. Discrete: Just whole objects not combined with stuff. An apple, a baked potato, a steak, yoghurt. Stew: A bunch of food mixed up together. Chilli, spaghetti bolognese, cereal with milk. Soup: A bunch of food mixed up together and liquified, with or without bits floating in it. Anything actually named "soup", instant noodles (unless the liquid is drained off). Cake: A bunch of food mixed up and made solid. An omelette, bread, sausages. Sandwich: Food on or in bread. Pizza, subs, burritos. Pie: Food on or in pastry. Basically anything called a pie or tart. Quiche. Curry puffs. There are also drinks, sauces and garnishes, but I don't count those as food per se. Everything fits neatly into these categories. So you may argue over wehat does and does not count as chilli, but you can't deny that it's all stew.
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Oct 20, 2015 05:23
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Efexeye posted:here, you'll thank me. use newcastle and starbucks pike place roast. this chili has won me two contests. Did you buy something like this? cool. Now throw that poo poo away. We do it Live!!!
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Oct 20, 2015 05:47
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What's that? its motherFucking Delicious? I Know. You're Welcome.
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Oct 20, 2015 05:50
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Haverchuck posted:Did you buy something like this? cool. Now throw that poo poo away. We do it Live!!! i understand this reference
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Oct 20, 2015 05:51
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Efexeye posted:
I giggled because I am a child.
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Oct 20, 2015 06:37
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Does "no chili rules" apply to porizj threads? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3406045&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1porizj posted:I'm going to be breaking a few sacred chili rules here. Too bad; I apologize to no one.
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Oct 20, 2015 07:03
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pookel posted:I have been here for 16 years and have thus far avoided this abomination. I've also managed not to eat fleischkuechle or lutefisk. I want this
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Oct 20, 2015 07:05
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cash crab posted:I want this Trash bag food for trash bag animals
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Oct 20, 2015 07:33
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cash crab posted:I want this To be fair, it does look exactly like what you'd get if you knocked over my garbage can in the middle of the night.
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