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Safety Factor: Oct 31, 2009; Grimey Drawer

BuffaloChicken posted:

In my friend group's Ham Slam Facebook group I said jokingly there should be one of those corny name generators for ridiculous Warhammer names. Then it was time to do dishes and fold laundry, and I didn't want to do either, so I made one. (I'm apparently Rustboil the Skull Blaster, probably a cool Nurgle dude.)

Which goon has the coolest name? Can I resist making a Chaos Marine Kill Team where every model is based on a friend's name? Only time will answer these horrible idiot questions.

I'm the Spine-Draped Doomhurler

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:03

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# ? May 14, 2024 08:17

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Mancursed Fienddrinker reporting sir!

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:05

Star Man: Jun 1, 2008; There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Spine Slice the Head Slayer. At least it makes sense.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:16

panascope: Mar 26, 2005

Safety Factor posted:

I'm the Spine-Draped Doomhurler

Eat poo poo that's my name.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:17

BuffaloChicken: May 18, 2008

panascope posted:

Eat poo poo that's my name.

Jealous, that name is fully sick. Maybe I should just make a really grim-wacky Realms of Chaos-style warband based on goon names.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:20

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

Moon Moon?!

.....or Blood Whip the Blood-Stomper. Straight outta Sigmar.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:20

Boon: Jun 21, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Gore Face Head-Drinker

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:21

Pawl: Sep 9, 2006; I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.

white primer uber alles

Rustfist the Blood Killer

How do you kill blood?

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:22

Star Man: Jun 1, 2008; There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Pawl posted:

Rustfist the Blood Killer

How do you kill blood?

It's easy when you're a Crip.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:24

Hixson: Mar 27, 2009

Bone-slash the King Killer

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:28

raverrn: Apr 5, 2005; Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!

BuffaloChicken posted:

In my friend group's Ham Slam Facebook group I said jokingly there should be one of those corny name generators for ridiculous Warhammer names. Then it was time to do dishes and fold laundry, and I didn't want to do either, so I made one. (I'm apparently Rustboil the Skull Blaster, probably a cool Nurgle dude.)

Which goon has the coolest name? Can I resist making a Chaos Marine Kill Team where every model is based on a friend's name? Only time will answer these horrible idiot questions.

Man-hand the Kingmonger.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:31

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Blood Hand King Killer

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:34

BuffaloChicken: May 18, 2008

Hixson posted:

Bone-slash the King Killer

BIRTHDAY BUDDIES FOUND :siren:

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:35

Indolent Bastard: Oct 26, 2007; I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

I think I may "win" this contest. Gore-Lord the Daemon Eater.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:37

Razor Jacksuit: Mar 31, 2007; VEES RULE #1

Indolent Bastard posted:

I think I may "win" this contest. Gore-Lord the Daemon Eater.

I think you will find that I, Gore-King Doomburster, outrank you at the very least.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:45

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

BuffaloChicken posted:

BIRTHDAY BUDDIES FOUND

June 10th is a particularly good day. FOR KILLING KING!!!!!'nn

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:48

Post 9-11 User: Apr 14, 2010

SRM posted:

You show me the thing, but you don't show me where I can throw money to get the thing

Seems to be from the collector's edition of Red Alert 2, similar to how some Mancubus models were shipped with certain special editions of DooM.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:54

Reynold: Feb 14, 2012; Suffer not the unclean to live.

Blood Clad the King Crusher.

:black101:

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:54

drgnvale: Apr 30, 2004; A sword is not cutlery!

Blood Boil the King Burster

# ? Oct 20, 2015 05:00

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Storm Slice the Blood Crusher. There are worse units to have as a namesake.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 05:13

Safety Factor: Oct 31, 2009; Grimey Drawer

panascope posted:

Eat poo poo that's my name.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 05:14

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

Blood Slide Blood Eater

Hail stan

# ? Oct 20, 2015 05:21

FrostyPox: Feb 8, 2012

Stormdraped the Storm Killer

:saddowns:

# ? Oct 20, 2015 05:28

A Spooky Skeleton: Aug 28, 2012; i'm a princess of trash

Stormdraped the Daemon Monger.
Gotta mongle them Daemons.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 05:31

LGD: Sep 25, 2004

Boneslice, the Head Burster

it works but it doesn't quite gel, with the first part being rending and the second part bludgeoning/explosive
maybe it's a ~~pskyer~~ wizard who blows up people's heads though

# ? Oct 20, 2015 05:43

Master Twig: Oct 25, 2007; I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

BuffaloChicken posted:

In my friend group's Ham Slam Facebook group I said jokingly there should be one of those corny name generators for ridiculous Warhammer names. Then it was time to do dishes and fold laundry, and I didn't want to do either, so I made one. (I'm apparently Rustboil the Skull Blaster, probably a cool Nurgle dude.)

Which goon has the coolest name? Can I resist making a Chaos Marine Kill Team where every model is based on a friend's name? Only time will answer these horrible idiot questions.

I hate you for posting this. Look what you did to the thread.

On a warhammer related topic, me and some friends have been preparing for a GT coming up in Minnesota soon and one of my buddies is running Imperial Guard and just dominating the Wolfstar, Ravenwing and Eldar lists.

Latest iteration of the list is:

Yarrick

CCS with melta bombs, autocannon and astropath

Mastry Level 2 Psyker

Mastry Level 2 Psyker

Priest

Priest

Platoon command with autocannon

2 infantry squads with lascannon

30 conscripts

Platoon command no upgrades

2 infantry squads with lascannon

30 conscripts

Vulture Gunship

Medusa Artillery Platform - 3 guns - 12 gunners

Basilisk Artillery Platform - 3 guns - 12 gunners

3 Wyverns

Priests go with the conscript squads, Psykers join up with the artillery batteries. Both psykers draw from divination, hoping to get Perfect Timing, but almost anything is useful. Prescience of course being useful. The artillery and wyverns just sit back and do most of the heavy lifting. Yarrick and the CCS issue Fire on My Target to the artillery, giving them ignores cover. 3 strength 9 AP 3 Large blasts that can reroll placement and ignore cover, on top of the same thing at Strength 10 AP 2 (but with shorter range) AND the Wyverns is just brutal to infantry. The ignoring cover part makes Ravenwing and Jetbikes just disappear. I saw it take down a wolfstar in one turn of shooting thanks to the strength 10. 60 conscripts and 40 guardsmen provide a very nice bubble wrap to keep the rest of the army safe. This army pretty much completely fills the deployment zone. Vanguard Strike and Hammer and Anvil make those artillery pieces near unreachable. It's pretty fantastic. Of course it relies heavily on Forgeworld units.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 05:44

PantsOptional: Dec 27, 2012; All I wanna do is make you bounce

Blood-draped the Doomcrusher? Sounds like a Chinese knockoff of some WoW boss.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 05:46

The Sisko: Jan 9, 2009; "Whenever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted, innocents to be defended, The Sisko will be there, delivering ass-whooppings."

BuffaloChicken posted:

In my friend group's Ham Slam Facebook group I said jokingly there should be one of those corny name generators for ridiculous Warhammer names. Then it was time to do dishes and fold laundry, and I didn't want to do either, so I made one. (I'm apparently Rustboil the Skull Blaster, probably a cool Nurgle dude.)

Which goon has the coolest name? Can I resist making a Chaos Marine Kill Team where every model is based on a friend's name? Only time will answer these horrible idiot questions.

Skull Bane, the Head Burster reporting for duty!

# ? Oct 20, 2015 05:47

Hencoe: Sep 4, 2012; MY LIFE GOAL IS TO STICK A FLESHLIGHT INTO THE END OF A HOWITZER AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT

GORESLICE THE SKULLCRUSHER

Pretty loving metal

# ? Oct 20, 2015 05:50

boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

Rustslice the Skull Blaster

# ? Oct 20, 2015 05:58

DO IT TO IT: Mar 3, 2008; I know "mon" means man, but I don't think "Och" means anything.

i am BLOODFIST THE STONE EATER and i only roll 1s

# ? Oct 20, 2015 06:24

Germ: May 7, 2013

Hencoe posted:

GORESLICE THE SKULLCRUSHER

Pretty loving metal

It's a good one. Almost as good as Goreslash the Skull-Eater.

I eat skulls, man. Eat them right up.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 06:46

parabolic: Jul 21, 2005; good night, speedfriend

Storm Lord, Head Killer

# ? Oct 20, 2015 06:49

Locomotive breath: Feb 1, 2010

Germ posted:

It's a good one. Almost as good as Goreslash the Skull-Eater.

I eat skulls, man. Eat them right up.

Yeah, that's pretty cool too. I'd even say it's nearly as cool as Goreslash the Blood-Killer.

I killed blood. Just think about that.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 07:06

MasterSlowPoke: Oct 9, 2005; Our courage will pull us through

Missed out by not putting Storm in each column.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 07:06

SRM: Jul 10, 2009; ~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Stormslice Bladestomper, I run the best grimdark pizza joint in town

# ? Oct 20, 2015 07:07

Lord Hypnostache: Nov 6, 2009; OATHBREAKER

Gore-draped Flesh-Eater, which actually sounds like an actual Khorne Berzerker name. Huh.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 07:10

Fumble: Sep 4, 2006; Can't post for 26 days!

Skull clad daemon drinker. It could go either way really.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 08:01

JackMack: Nov 3, 2007

I am Goreslice the Blademonger. Why yes it is my birthday this week thank you for noticing.

So far in clinic this morning I have seen Gore-draped the Daemondrinker with a chest infection and Stormslice the Fleshslayer who has a bad back.

Booked in later is Stormcursed the FleshBlaster who funnily enough I need to speak with about a chlamydia test. Has obviously not been careful about the flesh he has been blasting.

if any further name/problems come up you gentlemen will be the first to know.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 08:36

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Pierzak: Oct 30, 2010

Bloodlord the Blood-Eater. It's me I'm the modern GW names.

Goddamn it Blood Blood.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 09:55

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