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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

lol what a retard. mobile games are universally garbage because mobile devices are not physically capable of playing good games. plus people only have the time it takes to take a dump to actually play the game, so anything deep wont ever get play.

the absolute best you can do is puzzle games

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

ayn rand hand job posted:

he's a mobile games developer

gently caress him then.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

hideo kojima left konami because he literally forced konami to stop making video games because his games were so bad

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Stymie posted:

hideo kojima left konami because he literally forced konami to stop making video games because his games were so bad

What the hell? That's not what happened at all.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Knuc U Kinte posted:

What the hell? That's not what happened at all.

konami literally pulled kojima's name off mgs v before they released what would be the last video game they ever made

konami decided that they would rather stop making video games than allow kojima to make any more of them

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
:munch:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Stymie posted:

konami literally pulled kojima's name off mgs v before they released what would be the last video game they ever made

konami decided that they would rather stop making video games than allow kojima to make any more of them

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
mgs5 is goty . yeah, i said it.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

Squeezy Farm posted:

mgs5 is goty . yeah, i said it.

is it any good if youve never played any MGS before

is it impenetrable if you didnt spend your formative years with a japanese console of some sort

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Stymie posted:

konami literally pulled kojima's name off mgs v before they released what would be the last video game they ever made

konami decided that they would rather stop making video games than allow kojima to make any more of them

Again, this fiction only happened inside your broken brain.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



knuc what happened to your av i dont know if i like it

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Internaut! posted:

is it any good if youve never played any MGS before

is it impenetrable if you didnt spend your formative years with a japanese console of some sort

its a freaking third person shooter basically. its Ftw and you should purchase it.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Again, this fiction only happened inside your broken brain.

sorry but those are facts, i know it's difficult to accept but your opinion is irrelevant

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Internaut! posted:

is it any good if youve never played any MGS before

is it impenetrable if you didnt spend your formative years with a japanese console of some sort

ignore the story and enjoy depopulating afghanistan with balloons

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Internaut! posted:

is it any good if youve never played any MGS before

is it impenetrable if you didnt spend your formative years with a japanese console of some sort

yes, despite it being the bridge game between big boss and solid snake, anything relevant to the game is discussed

no, it's a 3rd person shooter with good controls and a lot of different ways to approach stuff

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

haveblue posted:

ignore the story

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

like several mgs games it has cool moments but as a whole the story is garbage

this excludes mgs 2 obviously

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

and 3 maybe

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
mgs3 is a fairly straightforward espionage story

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



the only good metal gear is revengence

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



the story is whatever, but you def don't need to know a whole lot going in. at most you'll miss some character references that don't really matter.

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
https://twitter.com/Olivier_LeClair/status/656322484850044928

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
oh, canada

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears


i wish i could get paid to drown in sweaty balls all the time :(

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




who cares

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Get out of Yospos.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

please keep all g******** posts in the hellthread

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Liver Disaster posted:

i wish i could get paid to drown in sweaty balls all the time :(
ask your mom for some career advice! ahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

oh you can't find a hellthread? exactly

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
gamergate? more like gamerBATE!!! :xd:

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Space-Pope posted:

ask your mom for some career advice! ahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!

:boom:

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

idgi

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



don't talk about gg here instead talk about how mgs is for autists

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

As a Millennial I posted:

oh you can't find a hellthread? exactly

great now someone si gonna have to post one

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

:golgo:
EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN
:golgo:
mgs3 was kojima being forced to make a good game after critical reception to mgs2

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Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Space-Pope posted:

ask your mom for some career advice! ahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!

the world would be a better place if she could pull it off just once :smith:

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