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Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?
Fleshclad the Fiendcrusher

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Lord Twisted
Apr 3, 2010

In the Emperor's name, let none survive.
BLOODWHIP STORMEATER.

I assume I use my BLOODWHIP to thoroughly mix up the storms for eating

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

BuffaloChicken posted:

In my friend group's Ham Slam Facebook group I said jokingly there should be one of those corny name generators for ridiculous Warhammer names. Then it was time to do dishes and fold laundry, and I didn't want to do either, so I made one. (I'm apparently Rustboil the Skull Blaster, probably a cool Nurgle dude.)



Which goon has the coolest name? Can I resist making a Chaos Marine Kill Team where every model is based on a friend's name? Only time will answer these horrible idiot questions.

Fleshface the Flesh Monger

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
Nobody cares what your Warhammer name is.

Hixson
Mar 27, 2009

Master Twig posted:

Nobody cares what your Warhammer name is.

Nobody cares what your warhammer name is

The Supreme Court
Feb 25, 2010

Pirate World: Nearly done!

Master Twig posted:

Nobody cares what your Warhammer name is.

Your SA username gives Skulldraped Bladeslayer, so I guess you're just grumpy your real name can't possibly live up to those standards

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you
Spine-draped the Flesh Hurler

Eww.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
honestly i just make up the goofiest one, sorry :shrug:

GreenMarine
Apr 25, 2009

Switchblade Switcharoo
Bloodclad King Drinker

Soulfucker
Feb 15, 2012

i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
Fun Shoe
GORESLASH HEADEATER

The Sex Cannon
Nov 22, 2004

Eh. I'm pretty content with my current logo.
Some days this thread is terrible. Today is not one of those days.

I just counted up all my IG/AM stuff. I have about 4500 points painted up, with a total of 6550 planned.

I have a problem.

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


The Sex Cannon posted:

Some days this thread is terrible. Today is not one of those days.

I just counted up all my IG/AM stuff. I have about 4500 points painted up, with a total of 6550 planned.

I have a problem.

Yeah, you're 2k short.

Germ
May 7, 2013

BuffaloChicken posted:

In my friend group's Ham Slam Facebook group I said jokingly there should be one of those corny name generators for ridiculous Warhammer names. Then it was time to do dishes and fold laundry, and I didn't want to do either, so I made one. (I'm apparently Rustboil the Skull Blaster, probably a cool Nurgle dude.)



Which goon has the coolest name? Can I resist making a Chaos Marine Kill Team where every model is based on a friend's name? Only time will answer these horrible idiot questions.

Ok, so there's a lot to like here. The fact that you nailed my penchant for eating skulls is :krad:; however, I don't see any way for anyone to end up with the name Bloodstorm the Stormcaster. Given the current state of affairs, I see this as a really egregious omission. Or Stormblood the Bloodstormer. Of course, inclusion of those also opens the door to Stormstorm the Stormstormer, which really is the point of this whole exercise, no?

Hencoe
Sep 4, 2012

MY LIFE GOAL IS TO STICK A FLESHLIGHT INTO THE END OF A HOWITZER AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT
I feel like there should be a blood in every category, so that one random dude is full AoS with Bloody Blood The Blood Blood.

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you


:cawg:

drgnvale
Apr 30, 2004

A sword is not cutlery!
Nevermind, no one is surprised or should care about how batshit insane GW pricing is. Carl, thanks for shutting down the IC podcast. Without your infectious enthusiasm, I've completely stopped caring about 40k and have stopped giving GW money.

drgnvale fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Oct 21, 2015

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~
Is there anything there we don't know? Tau Commander at $50 is the same as Farsight and 3 Crisis suits for $75 is the same price they cost now. I mean yeah, compared to something like Killa Kans which are the same sizeish and cost half the price it really sucks, but it's nothing new.

DJ Dizzy
Feb 11, 2009

Real men don't use bolters.

SRM posted:

Is there anything there we don't know? Tau Commander at $50 is the same as Farsight and 3 Crisis suits for $75 is the same price they cost now. I mean yeah, compared to something like Killa Kans which are the same sizeish and cost half the price it really sucks, but it's nothing new.

According to white dwarf, The damocles book will contain all the updated rules that the tau book contains.

Mango Polo
Aug 4, 2007

Best part is that the new codex is really the old units/rules + new plastic kits + new formations + new Hunter decurion-thingy. Like the Campaign book description even says to refer to the old codex.

DJ Dizzy
Feb 11, 2009

Real men don't use bolters.
The campaign book says that it contains the new and updated rules. Which could mean that some units are getting a tweak, or that its a C/P job.

Mango Polo
Aug 4, 2007
It seems that new plastic kit = new or tweaked rules. E.g. Fire Warriors can take the fancy new cutiepie kawaii turret and minimum size is 5. Commander can get the Coldstar upgrade, but otherwise is the same. One picture showed a Crisis with two airbursting fragwhatever, so that one might not be one-per army anymore.

I guess it's pretty much how it went with Tyranids and the Leviathan campaign? Here's some new models, and a bunch of formations, new warlord table, etc. and everything else is unchanged.

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me


lmao

"a shelf-busting 128 pages long" who the gently caress writes this poo poo

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Phyresis posted:



lmao

"a shelf-busting 128 pages long" who the gently caress writes this poo poo

58-year-old nerds.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~
I think it's interesting that it's straight up just a moderate update and not a wholly new book, and they're selling it as such. Hell, that's even the old cover art. I think referring to it as a "godsend" is a laugh though.

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

SRM posted:

I think it's interesting that it's straight up just a moderate update and not a wholly new book, and they're selling it as such. Hell, that's even the old cover art. I think referring to it as a "godsend" is a laugh though.

It's setting a worrying precedent that future codexes will have even less change in them from now on. Does that mean the next Tyranid book will be a compilation of existing units and formation dataslates with a couple of new models tacked on?

On the upside, it removes the need to buy a new codex every X months as the additional rules will be available cheaply and/or free. However it also means that longstanding issues with certain armies/units may end up existing for years without hope of seeing any improvement.

DrPop
Aug 22, 2004


Why the hell are Tau getting a "new" Codex before CSM?

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Because they sell.

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

xtothez posted:

It's setting a worrying precedent that future codexes will have even less change in them from now on. Does that mean the next Tyranid book will be a compilation of existing units and formation dataslates with a couple of new models tacked on?

On the upside, it removes the need to buy a new codex every X months as the additional rules will be available cheaply and/or free. However it also means that longstanding issues with certain armies/units may end up existing for years without hope of seeing any improvement.

Yeah, it's nice that I don't have to replace my barely-used Tau Codex but some of the units really needed to be tweaked/buffed a bit.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

T.G. Xarbala posted:

Because they sell.

You'd really have thought that GW would've learned from Wood Elves that they can make poorly selling armies ell better by giving them good rules and cool stuff.

DrPop
Aug 22, 2004


Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

boom boom boom posted:

You'd really have thought that GW would've learned from Wood Elves that they can make poorly selling armies ell better by giving them good rules and cool stuff.

There just isn't any interest in Sisters of Battle. Good rules and plastic models surely would do nothing to spur on their sales. No, I'm sure the lack of sales is just because people don't like them.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

xtothez posted:

It's setting a worrying precedent that future codexes will have even less change in them from now on. Does that mean the next Tyranid book will be a compilation of existing units and formation dataslates with a couple of new models tacked on?

On the upside, it removes the need to buy a new codex every X months as the additional rules will be available cheaply and/or free. However it also means that longstanding issues with certain armies/units may end up existing for years without hope of seeing any improvement.
I think the opposite - I think it means we'll basically be seeing codices getting "patched" and when you can get the new rules for free in the box of models or in some kind of add-on book, that's a good thing. It might make it harder to organize your army list, but that's what the rereleased codices are for. That also means if you really want that hardback book with everything in it, you can still get it. I hope they actually stick with this for a while; I still haven't bought the 7th ed Space Marines codex even though they're my main army, just because I was kinda burned by only having it for such a short time.

Doctor Borris
May 29, 2014

Sometimes Serious.
Sometimes Satirical.
Never Ever Sarcastic.
Ever.

DrPop posted:

Why the hell are Tau getting a "new" Codex before CSM?

Because the chaos codex is A++. Haven't you seen all the people taking chaos as allies? How can it be bad, technically you can take models from every god to be shot by the good guys.

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

SRM posted:

I think the opposite - I think it means we'll basically be seeing codices getting "patched" and when you can get the new rules for free in the box of models or in some kind of add-on book, that's a good thing. It might make it harder to organize your army list, but that's what the rereleased codices are for. That also means if you really want that hardback book with everything in it, you can still get it. I hope they actually stick with this for a while; I still haven't bought the 7th ed Space Marines codex even though they're my main army, just because I was kinda burned by only having it for such a short time.

The problem here is that it'll invalidate old units even more than the current system. If codexes shake an army up, lovely units, for example hormagaunts might get boosted to being useful again, which is good if you've already got a bunch of them. Under this new system, hormagaunts stay the same and useless, but guess what! You can buy all new gauntmahors that are good, only £20 for 5!

Mango Polo
Aug 4, 2007

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

Master Twig posted:

There just isn't any interest in Sisters of Battle.

Meanwhile, to put salt in the wounds, the GW apparel store sells Sisters of Battle shirts.
http://shop.spreadshirt.com/40KUS/

Also that site is really really weirdly hidden in the licensed product page and not accessible at all on the front page.

FrostyPox
Feb 8, 2012

Holy poo poo. For years I thought it was insanely stupid that GW doesn't sell t-shirts on their site or something, and then it turns out they do but they bury the link on their site. Are they afraid that T-shirts are gonna cannibalize miniature sales or something?

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~
The Spreadshirt shirts look okay, but the ones they sell at Forgeworld opens and Warhammer World are way cooler.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

FrostyPox posted:

Holy poo poo. For years I thought it was insanely stupid that GW doesn't sell t-shirts on their site or something, and then it turns out they do but they bury the link on their site. Are they afraid that T-shirts are gonna cannibalize miniature sales or something?

They've definitely made shirts over the years. I have one from each Games Day I went to and the nerd store when I was in college 12-13 years ago had one with the Imperial Aquila/Skull combo and the phrase "Non Omnis Moriar." I've never been able to find it online since though.



So is there not going to be a two player tau/raven guard box for the campaign? I hoping there would be since I play Ravens and use some tau conversions for The Ork specialist units.

Macdeo Lurjtux fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Oct 21, 2015

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Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
They have always produced really good shirts for the staff, periodically over the years they've also realised they could make money selling them. But GW being GW they don't know how to business, so they always end up shutting down (Warp Artefacts) or hiding them. That said, the shirts on that page are dreadfully uninspired.

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