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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Length of match doesn't factor into rank points, it's win or lose with points +/- if someone has a rank way out of wack from the rest.

Generally you get paired with 1 other person and then match making seems to try to combine the pairs. If that person isn't the same rank you are rolling the dice because you may end up with some crazy mismatches which can really bite you when you lose a round. Hell being S and getting matched with an a+ puts in a situation where I win 2 and lose 7 or 9. So I'll win 3 and eat one then remember how stupid it is to be doing it and quit out so I get matched proper.

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Silver Falcon
Dec 5, 2005

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!

FactsAreUseless posted:

What? Kelp Dome is compact and easy to navigate.

I mean specifically in Rainmaker. It's fine in Turf War.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
So last night I had a dream that the Splatoonus tumblr posted that two new sloshers (standard deco and the variation for tri) were finally coming this friday. I have issues. :negative:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30tmm0roVmA&index=1&list=PL4D85f9vYKbmZk3teC617JuaeVhiksbU2
Looks like the update will have at least one new song. I kinda wanna tattoo the word "Tacozones Rendezvous" in that language along my arm.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Kelp dome is great in rainmaker because you have a lot of paths to the goal, but on defense you do really have to mind what's going on you can't just blindly charge at the rainmaker.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Isn't that just the octoling theme from the single player?

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Makes sense, tako is Japanese for octopus

Edit: what time does the patch hit?

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

Not a Children posted:

Isn't that just the octoling theme from the single player?

Yep.

http://funny.computer/cloud/Music/Splatoon/STRM_Mission05.mp3

I imagine they're posting it to prepare for the release of Splatune tomorrow.

Butt Ghost
Nov 23, 2013

People were talking about stealth earlier, and how it sometimes isn't an option. One of the best ways to win is actually to employ some Turf War and paint as much as you can. It gives your team more room and the enemy less. They still might be able to grab the rain maker or the tower or whatever, but if they try making a straight push without actually covering any ground but what's in front of them, then they're likely going to be taken out by your team, since you'll have so much more room than they will.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Not a Children posted:

Isn't that just the octoling theme from the single player?

Maybe they're trying to tell us something. :v:

I know it's a portmanteau of "tako" and "amazon" but every time I see takozone I think "taco zone." I want to spend as much time in the taco zone as possible.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

It'd be nice if inkbrush dashing caused you to take less damage.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Cialis Railman posted:

Maybe they're trying to tell us something. :v:

I know it's a portmanteau of "tako" and "amazon" but every time I see takozone I think "taco zone." I want to spend as much time in the taco zone as possible.

Rendezvous basically meaning meeting also makes me think like you. The meeting at the agreed taco zone is a beautiful song title.

Anyways I could've sworn this was different from the singleplayer song, but welp i'm wrong.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Normie Slayer posted:

People were talking about stealth earlier, and how it sometimes isn't an option. One of the best ways to win is actually to employ some Turf War and paint as much as you can. It gives your team more room and the enemy less. They still might be able to grab the rain maker or the tower or whatever, but if they try making a straight push without actually covering any ground but what's in front of them, then they're likely going to be taken out by your team, since you'll have so much more room than they will.

Area control is a really important concept you'll see a lot of in the higher level play. If you control a splat zone but they control all the ink surrounding it, you're probably not going to hold it much longer, for example, or often it's very dangerous to push the tower into a solid block of enemy ink.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Silver Falcon posted:

I mean specifically in Rainmaker. It's fine in Turf War.
I've never had any issue with it in rainmaker, you're literally just jumping off the main platforming and running around the corner.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Apparently some data for the four new maps that were previously only names was found in 2.2 but no models so we still won't know what they're like. Additionally Jerry is getting married and, I squid you not, slosher machines.

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012



The ultimate bucket, a washer machine. Better watch out for that spin cycle.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Apparently some data for the four new maps that were previously only names was found in 2.2 but no models so we still won't know what they're like. Additionally Jerry is getting married and, I squid you not, slosher machines.


Maybe this is the "BigBall_Launcher" that's on the unreleased weapons page? And who's Jerry?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Cialis Railman posted:

Maybe this is the "BigBall_Launcher" that's on the unreleased weapons page? And who's Jerry?

Maybe, but I think the people cracking this would've mentioned it.

Turns out Jerry is the filename for the jellyfish, so we're gonna see some jellyfish wearing bikini, wedding gowns and suits and invited to wedding.

Also here's the slosher machine being held
https://twitter.com/NWPlayer123/status/656643448246702081

Inflammatory
Apr 22, 2014
i must have it.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

2016 is going to be a big year for bucket fans.

Orabilis
May 6, 2014
I really want to see this and the hydra splatling being fired.

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
Oh cool, the update gives names to the songs in that rhythm minigame.

Also, rollers are going to have a bad time.

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Rexroom posted:

Also, rollers are going to have a bad time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oehGtcW6BU

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
finally, we know the lyrics to the splatfest song

ハイカラシンカ by Squid Sisters

てゅりるりみょって うぃにうぃに
ゆわりにっちぇ なうぇもひ

てゅりるりみょへ ういにうぃに ゆわに
ゆうぇにゆうぇぬ な なにへぬ

ふぃはなんねに
ふぃはなんねに にえのうぇに

のえひにゅへらへ なうぇのに しゅめり
ひはな ふいは にゅえに

ふぃはなんねに にえのうぇに
ふぃはなんねに にえのうぇな

にょえひめへらへ なうぇのに にゅめり
ふいはな みふぁ にゅえに

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
and let's do this one as well... the song they sing during matches of the splatfest

キミ色に染めて by Squid Sisters

うぃにぃ うぇりあ とゅってらてそかも
ひゃりひゃり へらほら ふぃにぃにぃ

うぃにぃ うぇりあ とゅってらてに うぇのあ
にぃにぃねの

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

ほにゃひらえ にゆるにの
うえねにの のに うぇねのお

ほにゃひらえ にゆるにの
うぃ一にぃ うぇ一ぬ一 ののにぬ

めにふぃらえ ないねあ
ののうぃねに ののねお

ほにゃひ うい一に一ねえ
ほにゃひ に一に一め一め一な な

the only song with lyrics left is the one during the final boss

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
Sitting on the Tower with the Kraken will be a bit more difficult, since it's much easier to push you out due to the increased hitbox.

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
final boss

シオカラ節 by Squid Sisters

や うぇに まれぃ みれきゃらひれ
じゅり ゆ みれけらそん

きれ ひゃり よりへらへ にゅらへら
ぬんにゅら うねら ゆらうぇら にりぬらに

ちょっぺりぽ しゅらしゅらふぇ
なんにゅるにれ にふぁふぇらひ

なんにゅるに うぇらにら しゃらはらひ
にゅるにれはら ふぇ ふぇ ふぇ

や うぇに まれりぃ みれきゃらひれ
ひゅり ゆ みれけらそん

きれ ひぃり よりへらえ
ぬんにゅら うねら ゆらうぇらふぃめら

なにれ じゅて みらきゃらへりゃ
にれ ゆ みれけらそん

じれ ひゃり ぬりへらへ にゅらへら
ぬんにゅら うねら ゆらうぇら ふぃめらに


all of these come from the booklet included with splatune

Night Blade
Feb 25, 2013

Rexroom posted:

Oh cool, the update gives names to the songs in that rhythm minigame.

Also, rollers are going to have a bad time.

geetttttt dunked on.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Rexroom posted:

Oh cool, the update gives names to the songs in that rhythm minigame.

Also, rollers are going to have a bad time.

So rollers actually have to aim now. :getin:

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Lotta people suddenly gonna have to learn how to play.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Post patch I flew back into S+ because I wasn't getting punked anytime a roller or blaster so much as fired in my direction. A good patch.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
God I hope they put the Slosher Deco this week, I really want to get in on things with the patch on Rainmaker, but I just can't go on seeing my special bar get full and have almost no uses for it.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I want that luna blaster with splat bombs, because mines are underpowered.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

LethalGeek posted:

Post patch I flew back into S+ because I wasn't getting punked anytime a roller or blaster so much as fired in my direction. A good patch.

Hm, I might need to play again. I want to be S+ and I like using the gun that means you need to aim even if I can't. Now that everybody needs to aim too maybe I'll be better.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



ArmyOfMidgets posted:

God I hope they put the Slosher Deco this week, I really want to get in on things with the patch on Rainmaker, but I just can't go on seeing my special bar get full and have almost no uses for it.

Give me my god drat tri-slosher nouveau Nintendo. It's the perfect weapon, and I want it.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I want that luna blaster with splat bombs, because mines are underpowered.

I'm still waiting for the hydra splatling and the heavy splatling deco. It comes with a kraken. :unsmigghh:

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
I’m excited for the Octobrush Nouveau and the Neo Sploosh-O-Matic. I never see anyone talking about the sploosh, but it’s really quick at murdering people up close. Giving it some more offensive subs would be super useful. And inkzooka on an Octobrush… :getin:

I’m sort of excited for the H-3 Nozzlenose D but I can never get any kills with nozzlenoses so.

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?

Cialis Railman posted:

So rollers actually have to aim now. :getin:

I haven't been playing much lately... What's the difference here?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Chill Penguin posted:

I haven't been playing much lately... What's the difference here?

The vine he quoted showed roller hits that pre-patch would've been a kill instead of 50-damage.

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Akarshi
Apr 23, 2011

The NZap is ridiculously speedy now, I bet a lot of people are going to switch. I used a double run speed build with it and dang. I'll probably still stick with my L-3 Nozzlenose though, gotta represent.

Also I've been seeing a lot more Dual Squelchers/Jet Squelchers since the patch...a lot more. Like every match.

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