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Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
It's pretty cool how Stipe Miocic pulled out of the Rothwell fight last week, he apologized, Rothwell was understanding, then the Tsunami of Rothwell this morning said "Rothwell vs Arlovski for Jan 2nd. I want this fight to happen, that card needs a Co-main. Why not Stipe? Cuz I'll train and waste another 2 months of my life only to have his back go out again. Andrei shows up to fight "

and now Andrei Arlovski vs. Stipe Miocic will be co-main event at UFC 195 Jan. 2 in Las Vegas.

I know nobody else cares about this poo poo, but this, this is what I live for.

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Bubba Smith posted:

It's pretty cool how Stipe Miocic pulled out of the Rothwell fight last week, he apologized, Rothwell was understanding, then the Tsunami of Rothwell this morning said "Rothwell vs Arlovski for Jan 2nd. I want this fight to happen, that card needs a Co-main. Why not Stipe? Cuz I'll train and waste another 2 months of my life only to have his back go out again. Andrei shows up to fight "

and now Andrei Arlovski vs. Stipe Miocic will be co-main event at UFC 195 Jan. 2 in Las Vegas.

I know nobody else cares about this poo poo, but this, this is what I live for.

Ok that's funny but also hosed up.

Give Rothwell a fight right now, and make it one that he can earn a performance bonus on. January is far away.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
lmao

Rothwell is too cool for this sport. I wanna watch him beat up Fedor.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

david carmichael posted:

i assigned everyone to watch starnes/quarry

I had it 30-26, but I could have seen 30-25 I guess, definitely not 30-24. Also I watched Danzig fight earlier in the same card and god drat he was a ball of muscle

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Bubba Smith posted:

It's pretty cool how Stipe Miocic pulled out of the Rothwell fight last week, he apologized, Rothwell was understanding, then the Tsunami of Rothwell this morning said "Rothwell vs Arlovski for Jan 2nd. I want this fight to happen, that card needs a Co-main. Why not Stipe? Cuz I'll train and waste another 2 months of my life only to have his back go out again. Andrei shows up to fight "

and now Andrei Arlovski vs. Stipe Miocic will be co-main event at UFC 195 Jan. 2 in Las Vegas.

I know nobody else cares about this poo poo, but this, this is what I live for.

lol

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I had it 30-26, but I could have seen 30-25 I guess, definitely not 30-24. Also I watched Danzig fight earlier in the same card and god drat he was a ball of muscle

which round was 10-8 and please give your general thoughts on rd 3 and why you scored it for quarry

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I'm watching the Starnes fight now, also I'm drinking a MICKEY'S MALT LIQUOR, FEEL THE STING

Mickey's, for when you don't quite hate yourself enough to drink Steel Reserve.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Also lmbo off at the Canadian crowd rooting for Nate Quarry by the end, Starnes so bad his countrymen turned on him


*edit

I had the first a 10-8

Detroit_Dogg fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Oct 21, 2015

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Rothwells promos are kinda stupid, but it would be much stupider to be a boring company man/woman like 80 percent of the roster.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

wtf drinks malt liquor from cans(aside from children)?

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

This was the first UFC main event I ever saw.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxi0du_jZBE

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Mickey's was my drink of choice in high school and a bit during college because that poo poo fucks you up quick

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by19w7SKi74

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I am glad the UFC 195 theme is "fights that should not be happening and are bullshit but are also extremely cool and interesting so you won't complain."

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Bubba Smith posted:

It's pretty cool how Stipe Miocic pulled out of the Rothwell fight last week, he apologized, Rothwell was understanding, then the Tsunami of Rothwell this morning said "Rothwell vs Arlovski for Jan 2nd. I want this fight to happen, that card needs a Co-main. Why not Stipe? Cuz I'll train and waste another 2 months of my life only to have his back go out again. Andrei shows up to fight "

and now Andrei Arlovski vs. Stipe Miocic will be co-main event at UFC 195 Jan. 2 in Las Vegas.

I know nobody else cares about this poo poo, but this, this is what I live for.

hahahahaha

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I don't know how much the malt liqour market has changed since I got sober but you could purchase a 24 of Mickey's fine malt liqour for a dollar oh nine out the door, you don't need to be Warren Buffet to know that's some good value. So the answer is children and alcoholics

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peUo8qrD0-c

this is the only one that matters.

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009

maffew buildings posted:

I don't know how much the malt liqour market has changed since I got sober but you could purchase a 24 of Mickey's fine malt liqour for a dollar oh nine out the door, you don't need to be Warren Buffet to know that's some good value. So the answer is children and alcoholics

And malt liqours have very high ABVs, like somewhere in the 8-10% range.

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...
When I was in college a 40something year old man at the tobacco/beer store was raving about Mickeys to me, and I gave it a try and my God it's so bad.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Also lmbo off at the Canadian crowd rooting for Nate Quarry by the end, Starnes so bad his countrymen turned on him

We aren't very nationalistic w/r/t these things, vs Brazilians crowds etc

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Try Black Ice

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Follow the blueprint and drink malt liquor and only malt liquor (label out, no dorf foam)

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Muddy Burphy posted:

When I was in college a 40something year old man at the tobacco/beer store was raving about Mickeys to me, and I gave it a try and my God it's so bad.

man up.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
So I just watched Chuck/Tito Number One, and after the fight when Tito is giving a almost nonsensical interview with Rogan (where he also whines about getting hit in the eye) he mentions a guy named Lee Murray who challenged him to a fight and that's who he wants to fight next. Yall might remember him as a guy who according to Matt Hughes and well, Lee Murray, knocked Tito out at a nightclub. What's he been up to since losing to Anderson at a Cage Rage event? Welllllllll

quote:

Securitas Depot robbery[edit]
See also: Securitas depot robbery
On 25 June 2006, in a joint operation with Moroccan police, Murray was arrested at a shopping centre in the Souissi district of the capital Rabat for suspected involvement in the Securitas depot robbery. Moroccan police said they had to use "specialist techniques to arrest the suspects because they were specialists in martial arts and firearms"[12] Kent Police said in a statement that they had been tracking Murray for three months and would be seeking his extradition from Morocco. There is no treaty between the UK and Morocco, and the process was expected to take months. Later, Moroccan police revealed that Murray had also been charged with possession of "hard drugs". An officer said this could complicate extradition proceedings because, in theory, Murray would have to serve time in Morocco first for any offences committed there.[13] On 27 June 2006 Kent Police confirmed the news of Murray's arrest in Morocco, and also stated that over 30 people had now been arrested in conjunction with the investigation.

In February 2007 Murray's lawyer speculated that Murray could be returned to Britain in exchange for suspected terrorist Mohamed Karbouzi, who is wanted for questioning by the Moroccan authorities in connection with the 2003 Casablanca bombings.[14]

In June 2009, an attempt to escape Salé prison in Morocco was made by Murray. Small saws were found in a plate of biscuits in Murray's cell by another prisoner who broke into it. Prison officials believe Murray was planning to cut through the iron bars of his cell window with the saws. To make the escape through the small window easier, Murray had lost a significant amount of weight recently through training hard and starving himself. Murray was in a different cell at the time as punishment for being caught with a laptop computer (with internet access) and five kilos of drugs. Other prisoners in Salé held it against Murray that he was able to use his money to smuggle in items like these, as well as expensive clothes. The fellow prisoner who broke into his cell was doing so to steal some of Murray's belongings.[15][16] He was convicted of the £53m crime in a Moroccan court in June 2010. Kent Police said Murray must serve 10 years in jail in Morocco for his involvement. This sentence was then extended to 25 years on 30 November 2010[17]

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
In Summations: MMA is the best

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I was under the impression everyone knew the storied tale of Lee Murray, but I always welcome new people learning about the MMA Bandit.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I remember the part about him supposedly knocking out Tito, not the part where Tito called him out after getting obliterated by Chuck. Or the part where he became a character in a real life Tom Hardy movie

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Trast posted:

This was the first UFC main event I ever saw.

The first PPV I ever watched live on purpose was GSP/Serra I.

I didn't understand at the time what I had just witnessed but I knew it was Perfect and Good.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

coconono posted:

wtf drinks malt liquor from cans(aside from children)?

Who drinks malt liquor that's under 6%? I'm confused why Mickey's exists.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


willie_dee posted:

It's pretty offensive to anyone in Northern Ireland, its the anniversary of the time some of Northern Irish Catholic school girls got petrol bombs thrown at them by Protestants today for daring to be on their side of town when they walked to school.

The political situation in Ireland's actually heated up a little bit recently too, so the timing's poor on that front too.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Really glad everyone was able to point out to Reebok of this oversight, because the amount of civil unrest would have been palpable, surely

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Aurain posted:

The political situation in Ireland's actually heated up a little bit recently too, so the timing's poor on that front too.

The straw that broke the camel's back: the Ireland UFC t-shirt.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i like how the ignorance of reebok mirrors the ignorance of people in this thread

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
that shirt may actually be the closet reebok has come to aligning their product with the fans

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

So named because if you encounter it you wake up on the sidewalk hours later. Cheap liquor is cool.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Bubba Smith posted:

It's pretty cool how Stipe Miocic pulled out of the Rothwell fight last week, he apologized, Rothwell was understanding, then the Tsunami of Rothwell this morning said "Rothwell vs Arlovski for Jan 2nd. I want this fight to happen, that card needs a Co-main. Why not Stipe? Cuz I'll train and waste another 2 months of my life only to have his back go out again. Andrei shows up to fight "

and now Andrei Arlovski vs. Stipe Miocic will be co-main event at UFC 195 Jan. 2 in Las Vegas.

I know nobody else cares about this poo poo, but this, this is what I live for.
lmao. And that's why stipe doesn't have what it takes.

vainman posted:

So named because if you encounter it you wake up on the sidewalk hours later. Cheap liquor is cool.
Empirically, all malt 40s are industrial vat swill. Be a smart consumer and invest in actual beers that have higher ABV and detectable flavor. Lagunitas Hop st00pid. Cheer's.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I think Nesquick makes a chocolate milk that is decent but very pedestrian. True manchild connoisseurs enjoy a nice frosty glass of Burbach's Countryside Dairy chocolate milk when watching UFC, or perhaps even a bottle of Oberweis.

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Duffy vs Poirier off due to injury

Smolka/Holohan is the new main event

:lol:

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