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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Who the gently caress are any of those people

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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Is this some build up so you can tell us about how you don't watch Game of Thrones?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i don't watch got but have clicked on enough youtube links here to recognize that the blonde amazon is from the show, and from that (like sherlock holmes) i deduced the rest of the mystery

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

NESguerilla posted:

Is this some build up so you can tell us about how you don't watch Game of Thrones?

I dunno I only use text based interfaces.

Tell me about jpgs.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit

FogHelmut posted:

This guy is 5'8"


And? Some girls are tall? 5'8" is pretty middle of the road heighth wise for guys (at least in USA). Most girls are 5'6" and shorter. I'm dating a girl that is 5'10" now, but most of my exes were between 4'11" - 5'5".

While being 6 foot or taller is sort of like life in easy mode as far as dating is concerned cause you can be a total moron and still get laid cause you're the tall dark and handsome guy, there are plenty of girls that go after guys who are pretty much right smack dab in the middle. You just need to not be a loser. I suppose that is what we are talking about otherwise who gives a drat about heighth if it isn't for getting laid.

Having money/being productive financially helps too. But not being a loser also helps. Being able to play a musical instrument can get you mad pussy too no matter what height. Doing both works pretty great in conjunction with each other.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Runaktla posted:

And? Some girls are tall? 5'8" is pretty middle of the road heighth wise for guys (at least in USA). Most girls are 5'6" and shorter. I'm dating a girl that is 5'10" now, but most of my exes were between 4'11" - 5'5".

While being 6 foot or taller is sort of like life in easy mode as far as dating is concerned cause you can be a total moron and still get laid cause you're the tall dark and handsome guy, there are plenty of girls that go after guys who are pretty much right smack dab in the middle. You just need to not be a loser. I suppose that is what we are talking about otherwise who gives a drat about heighth if it isn't for getting laid.

Having money/being productive financially helps too. But not being a loser also helps. Being able to play a musical instrument can get you mad pussy too no matter what height. Doing both works pretty great in conjunction with each other.

the average height for guys in the US is more like 5'10" now

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
It's not like you can do anything about how tall you are but you should let it stress you out anyways.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

nobody should care about height because they're probably ugly as gently caress and nobody would want to titty bang their flap jack titties anyways.

go back to reading jezebel eating ice cream convincing yourself that you're going to make it in the world with your womens study degree.


I just felt like posting that because im bored

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



NESguerilla posted:

Is this some build up so you can tell us about how you don't watch Game of Thrones?

i dont watch game of thrones. i watched that red wedding episode and the show seemed dumb. /storyoftheday

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



FogHelmut posted:

This guy is 5'8"



these people are not fuckable

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



like all three of them are not fuckable

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

second-hand smegma posted:

these people are not fuckable

YA welcome to the TV revolution not only do chars DIE like in RL but not everybody is a fuckgod

GET USED TO IT

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



nomadologique posted:

YA welcome to the TV revolution not only do chars DIE like in RL but not everybody is a fuckgod

GET USED TO IT

this is a failing on the writers/producers part, not mine. tv people should be fuckable i was told that once

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
GoT leading the tv freedom charge :braveheart:

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



braveheart is one of the more historically accurate braveheart films :braveheart:

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


second-hand smegma posted:

i dont watch game of thrones. i watched that red wedding episode and the show seemed dumb. /storyoftheday

:lol: I know. When I read that guys post, I was actually thinking "this sounds like something Smegma would say before he tells me Game of Thrones is dumb"

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I want to climb aboard Brienne of Tarth's colossal, alabaster backside and pound her cyclopean ladyhole.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

second-hand smegma posted:

these people are not fuckable

Post your picture then dipshit

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I'd gently caress all those people even Kit he's nobility show some sexual respect

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
No I honestly didn't know who they were sorry. The only person I recognize from got is Sean Bean.

I watch tv and poo poo, I'm not One Of Those. I just don't have HBO.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Toadvine posted:

Post your picture then dipshit

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Toadvine posted:

Post your picture then dipshit

he's not on the tv it doesn't matter if he's beautiful or not beautiful

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



mr. mephistopheles posted:

he's not on the tv it doesn't matter if he's beautiful or not beautiful

tv people def. wanna gently caress me, tho, trust me i asked

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i have sent out over five thousand letters to tv people and the collective silence of their response would be deafening if love's pure knowledge didn't keep me together

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Maoist Pussy posted:

I want to climb aboard Brienne of Tarth's colossal, alabaster backside and pound her cyclopean ladyhole.

Don't we all

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

second-hand smegma posted:

like all three of them are not fuckable

you are a loser, in real life.

post a picture showing otherwise

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



nomadologique posted:

i have sent out over five thousand letters to tv people and the collective silence of their response would be deafening if love's pure knowledge didn't keep me together

an oeuvre of pure virility emboldened by years of screenside masturbation to premium soap opera content starring british wankers, go forth in love you beautiful bastard

Chinatown posted:

you are a loser, in real life.

post a picture showing otherwise


as i said, i'm only 5' 7 & 1/2", but i've been doing major reps for the last couple weeks and i plan to be barrel chested and unmatched as a wrestler by year's end

this is a good picture of my beard

Chirk Manbote
Apr 19, 2012

I agree, yet also, this fuckin slays.

This is I am why we are doomed.

M'lenyalllls:








Prav
Oct 29, 2011


i wish i was this cool

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Chirk Manbote posted:


M'lenyalllls:










dat some potent poo poo, especially weedy mcgee

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

I'd ask how the ol' dollfucker is doing these days but I'm worried it'll turn out super depresso

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Maoist Pussy posted:

I don't think it is odd to stop people from trivializing you or using a diminutive.

Everything you have said about this fellow so far indicates that he has his poo poo on lock. Perhaps you should ask yourself why that causes you to panic.

This was 15 years ago, I'm long past caring about it now.


Any it looks like this thread is d/evolving into the new AUG thread.

Red Rox
Aug 24, 2004

Motel Midnight off the hook
I don't really believe in the "millennial" thing but there's a guy at my work who makes me shake my head and mumble MILLENNIALS! like a grumpy old man sometimes.

- He smokes loving e-cigarettes ugh at least smoking a real cigarette kinda makes you look cool - sucking on a robot penis does not
- He always goes on about Reddit, one of his only marketing ideas was to just post on Reddit
- He always comes in late
- He claimed to be a social media expert but hasn't done poo poo, and chose "Marketing Specialist" as his title but hasn't done any marketing either
- He seems incapable of finishing projects and even when you give him a detailed list of what he needs to do he only does half of it for some reason
- He loves guns
- He's a libertarian, which I think is just what millennial Republicans call themselves, and I think the main reason he identifies as a libertarian is because he loves guns
- I try to give him the benefit of the doubt, like maybe I wasn't so onto it when I was younger either, but he also has this attitude problem that everyone else is wrong, and can't take criticism without just shutting down like a baby

And to top it off he's the son of one of the company founders, so he'll probably never be fired, no matter how useless he is. I would post a picture of him but I wouldn't be surprised if he was also a goon. So yeah he sucks but I'm not sure his birth date has anything to do with it.

One hateworthy thing I read about "millennials" is that they have no concept of selling out, in fact it's seen as an accomplishment to become a corporate shill as soon as possible on your youtube channel. I read that in a stupid book called "Marketing to Millennials" which I started reading but stopped when it claimed that I was a millennial.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Disco De Soto posted:

I don't really believe in the "millennial" thing but there's a guy at my work who makes me shake my head and mumble MILLENNIALS! like a grumpy old man sometimes.

- He smokes loving e-cigarettes ugh at least smoking a real cigarette kinda makes you look cool - sucking on a robot penis does not
- He always goes on about Reddit, one of his only marketing ideas was to just post on Reddit
- He always comes in late
- He claimed to be a social media expert but hasn't done poo poo, and chose "Marketing Specialist" as his title but hasn't done any marketing either
- He seems incapable of finishing projects and even when you give him a detailed list of what he needs to do he only does half of it for some reason
- He loves guns
- He's a libertarian, which I think is just what millennial Republicans call themselves, and I think the main reason he identifies as a libertarian is because he loves guns
- I try to give him the benefit of the doubt, like maybe I wasn't so onto it when I was younger either, but he also has this attitude problem that everyone else is wrong, and can't take criticism without just shutting down like a baby

And to top it off he's the son of one of the company founders, so he'll probably never be fired, no matter how useless he is. I would post a picture of him but I wouldn't be surprised if he was also a goon. So yeah he sucks but I'm not sure his birth date has anything to do with it.

One hateworthy thing I read about "millennials" is that they have no concept of selling out, in fact it's seen as an accomplishment to become a corporate shill as soon as possible on your youtube channel. I read that in a stupid book called "Marketing to Millennials" which I started reading but stopped when it claimed that I was a millennial.

haha you work in social media marketing

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


Manlets should just shut up about height itt

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Howard Beale posted:

I'd ask how the ol' dollfucker is doing these days but I'm worried it'll turn out super depresso

He is happily married actually.

Red Rox
Aug 24, 2004

Motel Midnight off the hook

a starwar betamax posted:

haha you work in social media marketing

lol no that's what he was supposed to do I mostly handle events and posting on SA

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i'm 6"2 with a huge dick :smug: get hosed manlets

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

thathonkey posted:

i'm 6"2 with a huge dick :smug: get hosed manlets

solidarity

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