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5er
Jun 1, 2000


kalstrams posted:

:vince: максимальная перестройка would actually be closer to maximum overrustle than anything with шелест, but you'd need to shop gorby in there

Mr Dog posted:

Maksimalnaya, in that case :eng101:

(but yeah efb)

I wanted to say, Solzhenitsyn would be proud, but he probably wouldn't be proud of terrible puns and then their correction on petty Internet messageboards.

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the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
our satellite conducting drastic orbit changes and maneuvering near sensitive US satellites is totally just a normal coms relay, honest

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i wish the us would stop giving a gently caress so the world could have its first war by troll proxy

SegwayPimp
Sep 13, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSenveV5QP4

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnL-vXat-Jk

:3

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Wow, somebody must've smuggled in a Video Toaster system.

Or Das Modul let them borrow their SGI Indy.

Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Oct 21, 2015

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


the Stalker game wild dog mass attacks are actually a documentary on real life in russia.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead

This confirms my suspicion that the Russian* army is held together mostly with hot glue and twine. We must strike now before they master soldering.
*or whatever they're calling the guys they have in Ukraine

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Found this in the related videos, rather enjoying it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOYa7apRw20

Pyromancer
Apr 29, 2011

This man must look upon the fire, smell of it, warm his hands by it, stare into its heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz7jOry30f4

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




lmao Assad is really enjoying himself

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

A Handed Missus posted:



lmao Assad is really enjoying himself

You must stand over there so our freakish height difference is less apparent.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

Skeesix posted:

You must stand over there so our freakish height difference is less apparent.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

A Handed Missus posted:



lmao Assad is really enjoying himself

i'd be enjoying myself to if i'd found a russian leprechaun who gives me tanks

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

someone seriously dropped the ball by not taking that picture in an ames room. it's not even showing their legs/feet, christ just get him a phonebook to stand on!

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Hogge Wild posted:

i'd be enjoying myself to if i'd found a russian leprechaun who gives me tanks

lmao

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

Hogge Wild posted:

i'd be enjoying myself to if i'd found a russian leprechaun who gives me tanks

:golfclap:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Hogge Wild posted:

i'd be enjoying myself to if i'd found a russian leprechaun who gives me tanks

ehehehe

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
It's the tank fairy. Put blood under the pillow, receive tanks and airstrikes.

prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark
...Does anyone in this thread live in Russia? I'm wanting to buy some russian stuff, but I've got no idea about prices and such inside the country. Mainly I wanna get something like an antique russian brass icon. Small and good looking ones sell for around £40-50 in the uk, but that seems overpriced or atleast London specialist dealer priced.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Hogge Wild posted:

i'd be enjoying myself to if i'd found a russian leprechaun who gives me tanks

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

pro click

SegwayPimp
Sep 13, 2015

GotLag posted:

Found this in the related videos, rather enjoying it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOYa7apRw20

Its interesting that one dude with catchy nonsense pop songs can remain relevant for so many years in their country. These things usually turn into one hit wonders in the rest of the world...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZByQCOmRxQ

...and I guess as a nostalgia act this guy is still kicking it with modern flair....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yRJsjiJYT8

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

prinneh posted:

...Does anyone in this thread live in Russia? I'm wanting to buy some russian stuff, but I've got no idea about prices and such inside the country. Mainly I wanna get something like an antique russian brass icon. Small and good looking ones sell for around £40-50 in the uk, but that seems overpriced or atleast London specialist dealer priced.
I will trade you for 1 block certified cheese.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Millions of Crows posted:

This confirms my suspicion that the Russian* army is held together mostly with hot glue and twine. We must strike now before they master soldering.
*or whatever they're calling the guys they have in Ukraine

I think those guys are the actual separatists. There's tons of Russians fighting in Ukraine, but there's also legit Ukrainian militia. You can usually tell the difference because the Ukrainians have more slapdash equipment and really lovely tactics.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


it's impossible to shock and astound slavs

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hogge Wild posted:

i'd be enjoying myself to if i'd found a russian leprechaun who gives me tanks

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Tactical Combat Squat

Comrade_Canada
Jan 24, 2014

uber_stoat posted:

Tactical Combat Squat

looks like these guys forgot their tracksuits, lovely cigarettes, and addias shoes. not true gopnik style either

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Comrade_Canada posted:

looks like these guys forgot their tracksuits, lovely cigarettes, and addias shoes. not true gopnik style either

no sunflower seeds either

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7ca_1368884447&comments=1

Cops set up a sting operation with an easy burglary victim, who's actually hiding several officers with rubber bullets or blanks on the stairs.

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

https://youtu.be/w0HA-tMN1wE

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

Some very impressive russian driving.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

I found Аркадий Аркадьевич Бабченко books pretty good.

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2007/nov/21/biography

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

I met this guy. He speaks Russian with a Polish accent and English with an Australian accent and dresses like a pirate.

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

Just the goold ole slavs, never meanin' no harm.



http://vmashup.com/njCZo1Dy

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

I appreciate the russian dukes of hazzard.

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Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

just love it how Russia's armed forces look like some post apocalyptic raider clan

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