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Wow this is so so bad. Completely unbelievable, terrible "witty" writing style, complete lack of understanding of the world. 10/10 good find.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 08:52 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Wow this is so so bad. Completely unbelievable, terrible "witty" writing style, complete lack of understanding of the world. Pretty much anything on the front page of R/talesfromretail works great for this thread.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 09:24 |
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Positronbob posted:It's better than the rest of queensland. I guess? Being better than the rest of Queensland is like being the tallest midget, it doesn't really mean anything.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 09:38 |
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As a Brisbane resident I wholeheartedly say, gently caress BRISBANE!
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 10:58 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Candy this is one of the sadder stids in terms of it's not even funny if you wanted it to be
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 11:48 |
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Coleridge49 posted:As a Brisbane resident I wholeheartedly say, gently caress BRISBANE! Can confirm.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 12:42 |
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Please don't gently caress Brisbane. You might catch something.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 12:50 |
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You guys suck
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 13:34 |
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Na'at posted:How did the AUG thread get gassed but this one is still going strong after the previous 900 pages of "ZOMG Albert Einstein Lol guys" God, I love the sandcastle-kicking that closing those threads has inspired. WAAAAH YOU CLOSED THOSE THREADS I LIKED THESE ONES ARE BAD CLOSE THESE TOO
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 14:39 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Candy Wow, that's have to be the single most boring and pointless story I've read so far. At least with the others you can smirk at the stupidity, this one? It's just nothing.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 14:50 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:Dad(Angrily): I am not buying a new car. Maybe you can ask your mom to do that. Oh wait, she would rather spend her money on a vacation to Italy and NOT take her daughter! It's really immature for a divorced parent to try and drive a wedge between their child and their ex. Children of divorce already experience enough turmoil, they shouldn't have to be forced to choose sides. The ex is a co-parent to your child and you should not try to compete for your child's love with them. Hell, your kid will probably try to turn the competition in her favor by encouraging you and your ex to bribe her with gifts and privileges (which is exactly what the Spoiled Brat is doing)! I hope that Imaginary Dad will read these tips for divorcing parents.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 14:57 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:God, I love the sandcastle-kicking that closing those threads has inspired. Just asked a question. But go ahead and fill in the deets you want you god fearing, ACLU professor punching Marine you
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:38 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:It's really immature for a divorced parent to try and drive a wedge between their child and their ex. Children of divorce already experience enough turmoil, they shouldn't have to be forced to choose sides. The ex is a co-parent to your child and you should not try to compete for your child's love with them. Hell, your kid will probably try to turn the competition in her favor by encouraging you and your ex to bribe her with gifts and privileges (which is exactly what the Spoiled Brat is doing)! I hope that Imaginary Dad will read these tips for divorcing parents. In STDH land all dads are selfless gods and all moms are shrill harpies so this is really par for the course.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:40 |
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Na'at posted:Just asked a question. But go ahead and fill in the deets you want you god fearing, ACLU professor punching Marine you "Actually," I said, without missing a beat, "he was an atheist, too." You and I have been married for sixteen years next month
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:44 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:"Actually," I said, without missing a beat, "he was an atheist, too." Wait, I thought you and I were married after that time I worked at the restaurant and explained to the stupid customer they can't get a cake well done!
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:49 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:"Actually," I said, without missing a beat, "he was an atheist, too." I was the best man, luckily I had my tardis ring tone for when you guys walked down the aisle.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:50 |
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The memetic responses have gotten really tiresome but I guess they're still funny to the people who keep posting them so who am I to judge Here, have a really mad, crazy "women" who throws a container quote:Pet Hate
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:53 |
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Samizdata posted:Wait, I thought you and I were married after that time I worked at the restaurant and explained to the stupid customer they can't get a cake well done! It didn't work out, but that's OK. You both had a rational discussion and decided to part on good terms. In fact you're still besties and call each other every night. It's a good thing your current partners are such good people and support your friendship.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:57 |
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 22:18 |
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sweeperbravo posted:One day at the end of my shift there was the first customer of the day I mean really
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 23:01 |
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hmm yes every woman would react that way upon seeing a colleague's rear end and dick on their screen, sounds about right. it's not like he would have made this poo poo up because he's into cfnm with pretty
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 23:04 |
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A Classy Ghost posted:I mean really End of her shift, start of the co-worker's I guess. Still
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 23:05 |
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 23:29 |
TIFU is largely comically made-up stories, much like greentext. I guarantee you the writer didn't expect anyone to believe this.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 06:43 |
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WTFquote:Teacher The Terrible
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 07:26 |
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Noyemi K posted:TIFU is largely comically made-up stories, much like greentext. I guarantee you the writer didn't expect anyone to believe this. What's the point? It's not like that story is overly hilarious or anything approaching funny, even written as a joke. Just people trying to up their writing skills?
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 16:48 |
Joey Freshwater posted:What's the point? beats me. I'm sure originally it was to share stories of massive fuckups but turned into greentext over time.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 20:29 |
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Noyemi K posted:beats me. I'm sure originally it was to share stories of massive fuckups but turned into greentext over time. When the sub started it wasn't even massive gently caress ups. It was just Today I hosed Up. Basically, someone made a mistake or social gaffe and suffered mostly minor consequences. There were a lot of stories that ended with "My girlfriend/wife/family/boss is mad at me now". Every now and then there'd be a break-up or getting fired. They were mostly short believable "I need to get this off my chest". As it got more popular, the stories got more titillating since they got more views. Over time it turned into STDH: Reddit. It's been that way for years now.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 20:46 |
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 21:01 |
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Didn't this actually happen? I mean they even identified the other kid in the story and spoke to him. http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/mom-s-thank-you-letter-to-stranger-who-taught-her-daughter-to-skateboard-goes-viral-1.3282915
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 21:23 |
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Noyemi K posted:TIFU is largely comically made-up stories, much like greentext. I guarantee you the writer didn't expect anyone to believe this. I don't know... I have dredged through TIFU comments a few times and came away with the impression Redditors are by and large a gullible lot.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 21:27 |
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subpar anachronism posted:Didn't this actually happen? I mean they even identified the other kid in the story and spoke to him. That's a nice story
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 00:21 |
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Wizard of Smart posted:That's a nice story It is. What I don't get is why news reporting now covers retarded pointless stories like this.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:03 |
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Human interest. People get tired of hearing nothing but the worst poo poo in the news.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:05 |
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The Goatfather posted:I was drinking with a buddy of mine at this dive bar on the other side of the city in a bad part of town and a couple of the regulars kept talking about the “sex maze” next door. I had never heard of anything like that before- so I asked. Apparently next door was this gay cruising club that took the form of a big maze. Even weirder: The club paid guys to dress up as a “sex minotaurs” and chase dudes around the maze. They kept joking that if you got caught you had to suck the minotaur's dick. When I heard all this my jaw dropped, it was the most insane thing I've ever heard and I am into some weird sex poo poo.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:10 |
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If "stupid gimmicky anonymous sex act" is what this dude finds "insane" then he's totally not into weird sex poo poo. Unless he thinks that they somehow believe in the minotaur angle and that's what's getting people off, instead of just being window dressing for a free beej????????
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:12 |
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The guy behind the counter was the Minotaur clearly.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:54 |
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That sounds loving awesome. If there were a lady version of it where you get chased around a maze by hot babes dressed as I do like all these "Okay we're really really straight but we're going to do this really gay thing JUST FOR THE STORY, we're not ACTUALLY doing this to suck a guy's dick or anything, because we're not ACTUALLY gay, it's just so we can tell all our cool STRAIGHT friends about the crazy poo poo we did because we're ACTUALLY STRAIGHT and NOT GAY" stories.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:56 |
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That reminds me of the story, I think it might have been non-joke greentext, where the guy said more or less: "So one time I went to Thailand to visit friends and I was like okay whatever so of course just to get a bit of the culture I went into this giant brothel and before you know it WHOOPS I was paying money to have sex with three preteen children." He was trying to make it sound like the most natural thing in the world and of course he didn't enjoy it, but he'd already paid upfront so, yknow...gotta get your money's worth. It was one of the more disgusting things I've read. Might have been in the dearly departed AUG thread, I don't remember.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 04:23 |
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They don't want to admit that they're really furries.
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