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Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Senior Woodchuck posted:

Meanwhile, in Luann, Bernice's assumption that laconic introverts are "lost" and in need of counseling is really going to endear her to her future patients.
I can never really tell what the writing of Luann is going for but the dude dropping a sick burn on her was great.

Maybe she's actually learning something.

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Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Hmm...


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane


Pibgorn

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Back To B.C.



Pogo (October 23, 1957)



Peanuts: Year Three (July 9-12, 1953)







RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I've avoided the past few weeks of 9cl. Can someone rex and rover why we should be glad she dumped soda on him when a few weeks ago she was the evil woman who was going to try to steal Amos?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Just how much help did he give Flattop? That seems excessive.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



There's no TV or anything. WWG just sits there holding the cards, staring at the wall.


Dr Kaput could probably hook her up with some good poo poo. Speaking of that storyline:

Mary Worth



Dammit, she's going to see that little girl again. And probably that guy she sort of went out with in NYC or whatever that was.

Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Man, criminals had to work hard.

Apartment 3-G



"Everyone gets brown jackets now. I don't care anymore." - Frank Bolle

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Johnny Walker posted:

Apartment 3-G


"Are you telling me Margo won't know me?" No. She didn't say anything like that. :confused:

OtherworldlyInvader
Feb 10, 2005

The X-COM project did not deliver the universe's ultimate cup of coffee. You have failed to save the Earth.


Newspaper Mickey Mouse (1935-1936):


Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



Dammit, she's going to see that little girl again. And probably that guy she sort of went out with in NYC or whatever that was.

I can't wait for more magical hijinks with Olive, the littlest spirit conduit.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Johnny Walker posted:



Apartment 3-G



"Everyone gets brown jackets now. I don't care anymore." - Frank Bolle

Its the text. I think Bolle may be doing this strip whilst holding a gun to someones head. Probably the syndicate boss.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Oh that's right. Tucker was the gay one.

Non Sequitur



Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Kliban's Cats



9 Chickweed Lane 10/22/2004



Zits



Kevin & Kell





It just has a really bright flash.

Mark Trail



That's because you keep driving back towards them. Bullet holes? No worries... it's a rental.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set spoils the ending.


Working Daze focuses on the unimportant stuff.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix didn't plan this out too well.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
I like how fat vest man is holding an og iPhone

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Fine. Give me a second to put this hat on my rear end...

Bloom County 2015 runs into vested interests.



Skippy is always belittlin'. (August 22, 1928)



Mafalda on the quiet joys of fatherhood.



Peanuts (October 24, 1968)



Funky Winkerbean: You remember the first place we assumed the little jerk was heading? WELP...



He's a soldier. Why the hell does he still look like he hasn't grown out of his baby fat?

Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (February 20-21, 1928)





Thimble Theater (May 10, 1929)

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Ruben bolling was much better at super fun pack comics than the person he handed it off to.

There. I said it. This new guy just recycles the format.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (February 20-21, 1928)



That's a machete.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician


Mandrake suffers from the Superman problem: his illusion/mind control powers are basically limitless, yet all his foes (other than Luciphor*) are just generic thugs and mobsters. He never seems to have a threat that can match his power level.

Caster Supremacy strikes again!

*... called COBRA!

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life


Retail

Trilobite
Aug 15, 2001

RandomPauI posted:

I've avoided the past few weeks of 9cl. Can someone rex and rover why we should be glad she dumped soda on him when a few weeks ago she was the evil woman who was going to try to steal Amos?
I don't claim to pay close attention to 9CL, but I believe there was an interminable series of strips where the 'joke' was the women were all calling each other names using scrabble tiles, which I guess is Brooke's shorthand for becoming friends with someone? (I mean, a dictionary could be involved, so probably that's how it goes, right?)

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze focuses on the unimportant stuff.


"2015 is great," he said, pulling out his iPhone from loving 2008.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





I don't care if it's the truth, that's a terrible way to explain to a child why she can't go to a grown-up party. How about the equally true, "It's a grown-up party, honey. It'll be boring for kids."



imgur seems more interested in eating images right now than uploading them, but here's some Luann, anyway.

Luann


Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

kidcoelacanth posted:

"2015 is great," he said, pulling out his iPhone from loving 2008.

This is how you do a BttF smartphone joke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0VGRlEJewA


flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Just Shut Up Already Comix!

Pooch Café


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX9OVGSaI0A

(don't actually watch this, it is a video about a puppy being cruelly denied scritches and it ended up making me upset)

Ballard Street


Why can't a bird be happy sitting in a cage and forget about flying?

The Creeps


Like he needed the book to tell him that. Tumor creep's still living with him isn't he?

Lost Side of Suburbia


. o O (shut up shut up shut up why this strip has so many words and all of them are you talking so much forever shut up)

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Green Intern posted:

That's a machete.
It's just a buttermachete though.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom

Yeah. Didn't the Phantom just tell his kids this story the day before? I hope the strips follows this kid while he uncovers common knowledge.

"Dad! Did you know that the Phantom before you was my Grandfather?"

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Professor Wayne posted:

Yeah. Didn't the Phantom just tell his kids this story the day before? I hope the strips follows this kid while he uncovers common knowledge.

"Dad! Did you know that the Phantom before you was my Grandfather?"

The best part is how tired of the kid's poo poo Devil is.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Does the Wolf come with the costume, or do you have to catch and train your own?

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

goatface posted:

Does the Wolf come with the costume, or do you have to catch and train your own?

In an ironic twist, the wolf is actually an undying, immortal ghost wolf, but no one cares because it can't talk or do anything supernatural.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

EasyEW posted:


Funky Winkerbean: You remember the first place we assumed the little jerk was heading? WELP...



He's a soldier. Why the hell does he still look like he hasn't grown out of his baby fat?


Must have been in the infantry.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

If you think that's something, Lucy, wait until you read Silent Spring.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

This Luann arc isn't terrible. I mean, I really don't care about Bernice but at least I am not rolling my eyes at every word of dialog.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

The Sphinxster posted:

This Luann arc isn't terrible. I mean, I really don't care about Bernice but at least I am not rolling my eyes at every word of dialog.

You might want to check your eyeball-rolling muscles for strain, then.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Classic Dilbert



Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Stultus Maximus posted:

You might want to check your eyeball-rolling muscles for strain, then.

How am I going to explain to my doctor what my symptoms are?

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Arelon posted:

Classic Dilbert


Oh wow, it's got everything: science, action, a grandpa dimension, no shithead opinions, a joke . . . this is a Good Dilbert, almost certainly one of the best.

A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Oct 23, 2015

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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




The Amazing Spider-Man





Sally Forth





The Heart of Juliet Jones


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