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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

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We've finally found a good use for Hillary Clinton!

"Best stress relief I've ever experienced in my life!" � Joe, Patriot Depot employee.

Made exclusively for Patriot Depot, our Hillary Squeeze Toy is the perfect way to vent your frustrations throughout the day. I keep one of these on my desk, so anytime I need a little stress relief, my friend Hillary is right there for me.

Give her a good squeeze or two, and before you know it you'll be feeling relaxed and ready to take on the next project. And when you need a few laughs to lighten up your day, you can have loads of fun twisting, squishing, and turning her head into even more monstrous expressions than she normally has.

I suggest getting a few so you can keep one on your desk for those Monday mornings, one in the car for the frustrations of rush hour, one for your dog to destroy, and one to give to a friend.

http://patriotdepot.com/hillary-squeeze-toy/

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# ? May 22, 2024 17:48

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

http://patriotdepot.com/hillary-squeeze-toy/

The URL 'http://patriotdepot.com/confederate-flag/' is a wonderful thing by itself.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 14:01

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Oct 20, 2015 14:31

System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; But what did he mean by that?

A 89 year old Austrian woman drove her scooter across the highway's emergency lane with the mighty speed of 10 kph (6,2 mph) because in the cities she is allowed to use the pavement, too. Thankfully noone was hurt.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 15:46

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Oct 20, 2015 15:50

Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

# ? Oct 20, 2015 17:47

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

#Coffeegate going strong.

turn it up TURN ME ON fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Oct 20, 2015

# ? Oct 20, 2015 17:49

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

# ? Oct 20, 2015 17:52

Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

SquadronROE posted:

#Coffeegate going strong.

Picture on your behalf.

http://nypost.com/2015/10/05/cop-served-coffee-with-black-lives-matter-message-on-cup/

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Oct 21, 2015

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:04

C.M. Kruger: Oct 28, 2013

"Tonight we'll dispense with the formalities. I'd like to toast the future prime minister of Canada: to Justin Pierre Trudeau."

# ? Oct 20, 2015 20:20

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

# ? Oct 20, 2015 23:32

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

I like to think of a person waking from a decades-long coma in the future to discover that in TYOOL 2017, North America is run by a Trudeau and a Bush.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 02:53

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

In which Netanyahu argues Hitler just wanted to expel Jews but was bullied into the Final Solution by a Palestinian
http://www.nationalmemo.com/netanyahu-says-hitler-didnt-really-want-to-kill-the-jews-palestinians-made-him-do-it/
http://www.pmo.gov.il/English/MediaCenter/Speeches/Pages/speechcongress201015.aspx

# ? Oct 21, 2015 02:56

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Ron Jeremy posted:

Picture on your behalf.

http://nypost.com/2015/10/05/cop-served-coffee-with-black-lives-matter-message-on-cup/

pillsburysoldier posted:

In which Netanyahu argues Hitler just wanted to expel Jews but was bullied into the Final Solution by a Palestinian
http://www.nationalmemo.com/netanyahu-says-hitler-didnt-really-want-to-kill-the-jews-palestinians-made-him-do-it/
http://www.pmo.gov.il/English/MediaCenter/Speeches/Pages/speechcongress201015.aspx

What's worse, cops or Israel

# ? Oct 21, 2015 03:05

Slavvy: Dec 11, 2012

Well clearly if the king of the jews says he got pushed into it by muzzies then surely he wasn't such a bad guy. I mean think about it. It isn't like a social structure run by a psychopathic dysfunctional bureaucracy with utter madmen at the top would do something terrible without some raghead nagging them about it first.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 03:11

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Wheeee posted:

What's worse, cops or Israel

Trick question, they're one in the same.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 04:18

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

MizPiz posted:

Trick question, they're one in the same.

Man, Dees is really losing his touch.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 05:32

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

Men photoshopped out of politics

# ? Oct 21, 2015 07:48

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

I guess it proves that the problem isn't just men, most of the people left behind are terrible too. :haw:

# ? Oct 21, 2015 07:54

Rude Dude With Tude: Apr 19, 2007; Your President approves this text.

http://textsfromwestminsterredux.tumblr.com/

# ? Oct 21, 2015 17:05

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

Something that we've all known for months, TIME TO BRING OUT THE loving BREAKING NEWS SPINNY GLOBE

# ? Oct 21, 2015 17:33

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 21:43

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

# ? Oct 21, 2015 23:19

KazigluBey: Oct 30, 2011; boner

# ? Oct 22, 2015 00:02

bagual: Oct 29, 2010; _{_{inconspicuous}}

# ? Oct 22, 2015 03:09

Dr. Killjoy: Oct 9, 2012

KazigluBey posted:

Uggggghhh. Pirate and Superman bit reveal the troll. Also the idea that any tumblr user actually owns property. Ughhh it's going to be loving obnox when people react to this like it's a real thing.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:30

Hubis: May 18, 2003; Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines...

The top 3 are all on-point, though

# ? Oct 22, 2015 10:57

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Australian senators grill Julie Bishop over red-faced Putin emoji

# ? Oct 22, 2015 12:01

Pope Guilty: Nov 6, 2006; The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 16:21

KazigluBey: Oct 30, 2011; boner

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Uggggghhh. Pirate and Superman bit reveal the troll. Also the idea that any tumblr user actually owns property. Ughhh it's going to be loving obnox when people react to this like it's a real thing.

D C posted:

I checked out that facebook page. I still cant tell if it's real or satire...

Actually dont think it's satire now. Says its done by Dr. Anastasia Jones. Whos a loving womens naturopath in Seattle.

http://www.healthgrades.com/provider/anastasia-jones-2qkn8

# ? Oct 22, 2015 16:38

Kro-Bar: Jul 24, 2004; USPOL May

Swedish swordsman snaps a picture with students, kills two and injures two more.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 17:12

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Pope Guilty posted:

A mangling of quite an old quote.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 17:28

Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

# ? Oct 22, 2015 18:41

Bob le Moche: Jul 10, 2011; I AM A HORRIBLE TANKIE MORON
WHO LONGS TO SUCK CHAVISTA COCK !

I SUGGEST YOU IGNORE ANY POSTS MADE BY THIS PERSON ABOUT VENEZUELA, POLITICS, OR ANYTHING ACTUALLY !

(This title paid for by money stolen from PDVSA)

Pope Guilty posted:

sorry but capitalism destroys itself given enough time so you gotta pick one or the other

# ? Oct 22, 2015 20:09

Hubis: May 18, 2003; Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines...

Guavanaut posted:

A mangling of quite an old quote.

Bob le Moche posted:

sorry but capitalism destroys itself given enough time so you gotta pick one or the other

# ? Oct 22, 2015 20:19

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 22, 2015 20:43

Bob le Moche: Jul 10, 2011; I AM A HORRIBLE TANKIE MORON
WHO LONGS TO SUCK CHAVISTA COCK !

I SUGGEST YOU IGNORE ANY POSTS MADE BY THIS PERSON ABOUT VENEZUELA, POLITICS, OR ANYTHING ACTUALLY !

(This title paid for by money stolen from PDVSA)

Hubis posted:

# ? Oct 22, 2015 20:43

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Hubis posted:

Literally "Who cares how I leave the world, I won't have to deal with the consequences."

# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:35

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Keynes a smiling cute.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:37

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# ? May 22, 2024 17:48

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

MizPiz posted:

Literally "Who cares how I leave the world, I won't have to deal with the consequences."

That's the opposite though, people who benefited from Keynesian economics trashing it and refusing to deal with the society that created because it doesn't affect them the most.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:43

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