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HBomb posted:
Thou Fhall not bear falfe witneff. Was the bible written by someone with a lisp?
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Soulex posted:Thou Fhall not bear falfe witneff. I yink fo
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Soulex posted:Was the bible written by fomeone with a lifp? Fixed.
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Oct 22, 2015 00:14
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Soulex posted:Thou Fhall not bear falfe witneff. Different symbol for long "s". The symbol "ſ" was used for long S and plain old "s" was used for a soft S. For instance "satisfaction" could be written "ſatisfaction" the first "s" being long and the second being a short "s". Content: 
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Oct 22, 2015 01:39
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Soulex posted:Thou Fhall not bear falfe witneff. A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
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Oct 22, 2015 05:09
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We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
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Oct 22, 2015 05:57
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RFC2324 posted:We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti... We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
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Oct 22, 2015 06:12
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The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish" In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c"-- Sertainly this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" wil be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU
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Oct 22, 2015 06:28
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Oct 22, 2015 06:34
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Helith posted:ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN FURRY
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Oct 22, 2015 06:36
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This was unexpected and funny. flosofl posted:Different symbol for long "s". The symbol "ſ" was used for long S and plain old "s" was used for a soft S. For instance "satisfaction" could be written "ſatisfaction" the first "s" being long and the second being a short "s". I bet you like getting fatisfaction :awyeah:
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Helith posted:The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish" This is glorious and as I was reading it on my head it kept getting louder and angrier with a perfect German climax.
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Oct 22, 2015 10:11
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Somebody dial 0118 999 881 999 119 7253, because this guy's on fire!
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Oct 22, 2015 10:53
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FactsAreUseless posted:Somebody dial 0118 999 881 999 119 7253, because this guy's on fire! I just sent an email. Is that ok?
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Helith posted:The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish" This joke and your commitment to it was a gift. Thank you. Content: http://imgur.com/a6f7LsG
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Oct 22, 2015 15:45
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spider bethlehem posted:This joke and your commitment to it was a gift. Thank you. This joke has been around for years and years. So has this one, and it makes me chuckle every time. 
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Oct 22, 2015 16:17
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Soulex posted:This was unexpected and funny. Shut up. 
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Oct 22, 2015 16:28
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Soulex posted:Was the bible written by someone with a lisp?
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Oct 22, 2015 16:30
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Zemyla posted:Not enough parentheses.
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Oct 22, 2015 17:07
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FactsAreUseless posted:Somebody dial 0118 999 881 999 119 7253, because this guy's on fire! That's too hard to remember. Can you sing it?
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Oct 22, 2015 19:35
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 My facebook is upping the terror and confusion of their ads for halloween.
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Oct 22, 2015 19:48
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:
Taurus is a handgun manufacturer, so the pic makes sense. Unless you're just confused as to why you're getting targeted ads about handgun settlements; in which case carry on.
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Oct 22, 2015 20:02
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:
I call fake. No Taurus owner has ever looked that happy.
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Oct 22, 2015 20:46
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Solice Kirsk posted:I call fake. No Taurus owner has ever looked that happy. Go shoot the Judge at some cantaloupes.
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Oct 22, 2015 20:56
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 him name hopkin green cart ill find my cart who took my cart
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Oct 22, 2015 21:19
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mds2 posted:Go shoot the Judge at some cantaloupes. Or I could strap it to the end of an axe handle to make a sledgehammer, and then hit the cantaloupes with that. Gallagher style!
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Oct 22, 2015 22:04
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FactsAreUseless posted:0118 999 881 999 119 7253 The original title of 867-5309 from Tommy Tutone.
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Oct 22, 2015 22:25
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:The original title of 867-5309 from Tommy Tutone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWc3WY3fuZU
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Oct 22, 2015 22:27
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the Buttocks! posted:This joke has been around for years and years. I've pretty much seen this happen in real life. It was at a KFC and the lady was looking up at the menu, then she walked towards the counter to order but something was holding her back, she just couldn't quite get there. It took her far too long to realize she was pressing against a tensabarrier. 
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Oct 23, 2015 00:01
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Just how fat was she?
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Legin Noslen posted:Fhut up. Fixed
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Oct 23, 2015 01:11
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Looks to me like Chuck Norris jokes shoulda focused on how empty those shorts look.
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RFC2324 posted:Looks to me like Chuck Norris jokes shoulda focused on how empty those shorts look. Those aren't his legs, he trained his balls in the ancient art of Juego del Bolas
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