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Achewood will not be fixed. We know this.
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Looks like no one survived breast attack on gently caress mountain after all.
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Oct 5, 2015 13:02
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Nude Bog Lurker posted:Achewood will not be fixed. We know this. Sure it will. Onstad just need to come back ~*for real*~this time.
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Oct 5, 2015 13:04
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Site looks to be back
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Oct 6, 2015 06:11
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e: snip, didn't realize this was supposed to be semi-secret
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Oct 9, 2015 20:20
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oh come on
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Oct 9, 2015 20:36
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Yeah, spill it!
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Oct 9, 2015 20:57
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LORD OF BUTT posted:e: snip, didn't realize this was supposed to be semi-secret also spill it.
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Oct 9, 2015 21:23
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I was posting about something in the facebook group, and then looked back at it after I posted and noticed that Onstad said "FOR CHO EYES ONLY" and such in all caps multiple times in the post I was bringing up.  That said, if you're in the group, go look at the most recent thing(s) Onstad posted in there, it's neat.
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Oct 9, 2015 21:29
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you are the worst spy
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Oct 9, 2015 21:59
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Wait, he must be a spy on us for the Facebook group! Achewood thread poster who is secretly Onstad, cease encoded posts at once! We're being clumsily fed back our own disinformation from the fake Onstad we sent in all those years ago. They turned him somehow. Must have missed something in the background check. There truly are no secrets in war
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Oct 9, 2015 22:05
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I dont want to use some bullshit Facebook poo poo. Just tell use what the gently caress he said. I know! He is giving up the craft soda business to become a mime juggler!~ Or did he say " Im really gonna make good on that cookbook guys! I promise...again!~"
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Oct 9, 2015 22:23
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He's talking about Chris Onstad selling Achewood paintings for $90 a pop through the Facebook group, much cheaper than the other site he was using
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Oct 10, 2015 02:14
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Considered asking if, had I paid for the second cookbook, I could just get the recipes scribbled onto the canvas instead and have it shipped for free but it wouldn't go over too well in the ol' hugbox
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Oct 10, 2015 06:08
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Even better if it was scrawled in his blood, right? No forgiveness until every drop of snide mockery is wrung from Onstad's cold dead corpse, carbonated, and sold in the pacific northwest. YOOL 2015 and loss.jpg is old-hat but somehow plugging away at the cookbook 2 meter still does it for you?
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Oct 10, 2015 07:12
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Just Offscreen posted:Even better if it was scrawled in his blood, right? No forgiveness until every drop of snide mockery is wrung from Onstad's cold dead corpse, carbonated, and sold in the pacific northwest. YOOL 2015 and loss.jpg is old-hat but somehow plugging away at the cookbook 2 meter still does it for you? 
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Oct 10, 2015 08:58
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The Cookbook 2-Meter is what I call my penis, because a. That is the size and b. Nobody has ever seen it.
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Oct 10, 2015 13:56
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The FB Achewood group is the worst collection of uptight SJWs this side of the internet.
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Oct 10, 2015 14:03
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Just Offscreen posted:Even better if it was scrawled in his blood, right? No forgiveness until every drop of snide mockery is wrung from Onstad's cold dead corpse, carbonated, and sold in the pacific northwest. YOOL 2015 and loss.jpg is old-hat but somehow plugging away at the cookbook 2 meter still does it for you? sorry, you're right, let me fork over $90 for a 5 inch square from a man who defrauded who-knows-how-many paying customers will "SNIDE MOCKERY" fit onto a 5 inch canvas square or no
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Oct 10, 2015 17:25
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Just Offscreen posted:Even better if it was scrawled in his blood, right? No forgiveness until every drop of snide mockery is wrung from Onstad's cold dead corpse, carbonated, and sold in the pacific northwest. YOOL 2015 and loss.jpg is old-hat but somehow plugging away at the cookbook 2 meter still does it for you? Goldmine
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Oct 10, 2015 17:48
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While I actually believe Achewood is an actual Work of Art, I also believe that homeboy is a tool and should be mocked at every opportunity.
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Oct 10, 2015 19:49
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ah yes, the fraud meme
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Oct 10, 2015 21:21
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Just Offscreen posted:Even better if it was scrawled in his blood, right? No forgiveness until every drop of snide mockery is wrung from Onstad's cold dead corpse, carbonated, and sold in the pacific northwest. YOOL 2015 and loss.jpg is old-hat but somehow plugging away at the cookbook 2 meter still does it for you? lmao
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Oct 10, 2015 22:33
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:will "SNIDE MOCKERY" fit onto a 5 inch canvas square or no Yeah I think it might.
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Oct 11, 2015 03:22
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Just Offscreen posted:Even better if it was scrawled in his blood, right? No forgiveness until every drop of snide mockery is wrung from Onstad's cold dead corpse, carbonated, and sold in the pacific northwest. YOOL 2015 and loss.jpg is old-hat but somehow plugging away at the cookbook 2 meter still does it for you? lol
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Oct 11, 2015 13:42
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FactsAreUseless posted:The Cookbook 2-Meter is what I call my penis, because a. That is the size and b. Nobody has ever seen it. 
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Oct 12, 2015 03:08
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 Hug the gently caress out of 'em, Big Boss!
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Oct 12, 2015 10:55
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FactsAreUseless posted:The Cookbook 2-Meter is what I call my penis, because a. That is the size and b. Nobody has ever seen it. Why is your name red? What kind of dreadful thing did you do?
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Oct 12, 2015 15:45
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LordSaturn posted:Why is your name red? What kind of dreadful thing did you do? Got too rowdy in GBS. This thread has just reminded me that I lent my copy of The Great Outdoor Fight to a friend last year and he still hasn't returned it. He's a bullshit man apparently.
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Oct 12, 2015 20:59
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Just Offscreen posted:Yeah I think it might. your cool. Not
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Oct 12, 2015 21:36
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You.Are.Rad.
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Oct 13, 2015 01:58
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Is Onstad selling those awesome Fuckin' posters yet? That's about the only good Achewood merchandise thing that could exist.
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Oct 13, 2015 19:09
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He is selling mugs and iPhone 5/6 cases.
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Oct 14, 2015 01:59
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BJPaskoff posted:He is selling mugs and iPhone 5/6 cases. depression is a loving b*otch
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Oct 14, 2015 02:38
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do the iphone cases have tiny sets of testicles on them
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Oct 14, 2015 06:03
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Very strange experience reading the full archive for the first time this year, and then skimming the thread. While I was working my way through the comics, they were all so old I kinda assumed they were all from the 'golden age.' (Yes, even the arc with Nice Pete's van)
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Oct 14, 2015 17:00
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Max22 posted:Very strange experience reading the full archive for the first time this year, and then skimming the thread. While I was working my way through the comics, they were all so old I kinda assumed they were all from the 'golden age.' (Yes, even the arc with Nice Pete's van) the insane part is there are 11 previous threads
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Oct 14, 2015 17:30
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You can do whatever you want in life.
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Oct 15, 2015 03:14
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Max22 posted:Very strange experience reading the full archive for the first time this year, and then skimming the thread. While I was working my way through the comics, they were all so old I kinda assumed they were all from the 'golden age.' (Yes, even the arc with Nice Pete's van) the last strip should be the words "THE END. NO MORAL."
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darkwasthenight posted:Got too rowdy in GBS. 2 years for me. 
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