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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






VendaGoat posted:

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BetterToRuleInHell posted:

What the everloving gently caress is this

Jesus Wept

Six teen dollars for burger Reese cups and onion ring

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Well, I know what I need to add to my grocery list for this weekend.

-80/20 ground beef
-bacon
-onion rings
-reeses

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I'm kinda surprised that of all the things posted in this thread, that's the one that broke people's brains. Anyway, there's more here at their Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/workskanata

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

GrandpaPants posted:

I'm kinda surprised that of all the things posted in this thread, that's the one that broke people's brains. Anyway, there's more here at their Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/workskanata

Oh gently caress me this poo poo is in my city.
Also, in the same city This poo poo

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

This seems like something Japan would make and call it an Extra American Burger.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tiggum posted:


You're saying that in America no one eats spaghetti with any other type of sauce? :stare:

Not really, just that one is the default type and assumed if you just say spaghetti.

That being said, other sauces are sort of culturally paired with other shapes of pasta, like clam sauce with linguini or alfredo with fettuccine.

If you were having spaghetti carbonara, you would say so, but if you just say spaghetti, the assumption is a tomato sauce.


Similarly, you can say "cheese" or "plain" pizza, or even just pizza, and the default is knowing that you mean bread with both and only tomato sauce and cheese on it. I'm sure there are similar things elsewhere.


That being said, I don't really like red sauce on my spaghetti, so I often eat it with garlic and butter or olive oil, or make a carbonara or clam sauce. I'd still say I'm "having spaghetti" for dinner, but if I was invited to somone's house for "spaghetti I could easily assume a tomato sauce (possibly with meat or veg) and be correct 99.99% of the time.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

The White Dragon posted:

This seems like something Japan would make and call it an Extra American Burger.

My favorite weird Japanese thing about their perception of America is they have a popular brand of curry sauce cubes (it's a compressed brick of curry and oil that melts into sauce when mixed with ingredients in a pan and is shelf stable) called Vermont Curry. Because when I think of Curry what immediately comes to mind is the state of Vermont. I mean I guess its apple flavored curry which is a little bit Vermontish but not really.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Bolognese/Bolognaise is not the only kind of tomato sauce, though. My guess is that more people in the U.S. have spaghetti with marinara sauce, anyway, so spaghetti Bolognese isn't the norm here.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~

Trent posted:

Not really, just that one is the default type and assumed if you just say spaghetti.

That being said, other sauces are sort of culturally paired with other shapes of pasta, like clam sauce with linguini or alfredo with fettuccine.

If you were having spaghetti carbonara, you would say so, but if you just say spaghetti, the assumption is a tomato sauce.


Similarly, you can say "cheese" or "plain" pizza, or even just pizza, and the default is knowing that you mean bread with both and only tomato sauce and cheese on it. I'm sure there are similar things elsewhere.


That being said, I don't really like red sauce on my spaghetti, so I often eat it with garlic and butter or olive oil, or make a carbonara or clam sauce. I'd still say I'm "having spaghetti" for dinner, but if I was invited to somone's house for "spaghetti I could easily assume a tomato sauce (possibly with meat or veg) and be correct 99.99% of the time.

I'm from Vermont and I'm assuming you spelled "maple" wrong

El Estrago Bonito posted:

My favorite weird Japanese thing about their perception of America is they have a popular brand of curry sauce cubes (it's a compressed brick of curry and oil that melts into sauce when mixed with ingredients in a pan and is shelf stable) called Vermont Curry. Because when I think of Curry what immediately comes to mind is the state of Vermont. I mean I guess its apple flavored curry which is a little bit Vermontish but not really.

I'm from Vermont and am going to assume you spelled "maple" wrong because while we have very good seasonal apple cider we're only really knows for the syrup.

That said I get jugs of real syrup from my parents friends every year. I'm not a big fan of pancakes or waffles and I feel bad not using it.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Am I the only person here who puts a little olive oil and/or salt to my boiling water before putting the pasta/spag in? I've never had sticky pasta issues.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

Humphreys posted:

Am I the only person here who puts a little olive oil and/or salt to my boiling water before putting the pasta/spag in? I've never had sticky pasta issues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYhKDweME3A

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Well poo poo! I swear like a sailor too, on the right track to success!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Trent posted:

Not really, just that one is the default type and assumed if you just say spaghetti.

That being said, other sauces are sort of culturally paired with other shapes of pasta, like clam sauce with linguini or alfredo with fettuccine.

If you were having spaghetti carbonara, you would say so, but if you just say spaghetti, the assumption is a tomato sauce.


Similarly, you can say "cheese" or "plain" pizza, or even just pizza, and the default is knowing that you mean bread with both and only tomato sauce and cheese on it. I'm sure there are similar things elsewhere.


That being said, I don't really like red sauce on my spaghetti, so I often eat it with garlic and butter or olive oil, or make a carbonara or clam sauce. I'd still say I'm "having spaghetti" for dinner, but if I was invited to somone's house for "spaghetti I could easily assume a tomato sauce (possibly with meat or veg) and be correct 99.99% of the time.

Also in America spaghetti is seen as kind of a default, easy pasta for kids or uncritical eaters. (Surely you've seen jokes about kids who can't pronounce it and say "pasketti".) It just feels weird to "dress up" spaghetti with a highfalutin adjective, like if you said "PB&J provençal" or something.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

bunnyofdoom posted:

Oh gently caress me this poo poo is in my city.

please eat the burger

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Humphreys posted:

Am I the only person here who puts a little olive oil and/or salt to my boiling water before putting the pasta/spag in? I've never had sticky pasta issues.

There are like a dozen different ways to prevent pasta from sticking, admitting that your spaghetti always clumps together is kinda like admitting you can't tie your shoes.

Anyways, gonna eat that Reese's burger.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

bunnyofdoom posted:

Oh gently caress me this poo poo is in my city.

Pomp posted:

please eat the burger

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Jesus loving christ were they filming that on a boat in the middle of a maelstrom

canis minor
May 4, 2011


I find it strange that he didn't run the pasta through cold water after draining it

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Jesus loving christ were they filming that on a boat in the middle of a maelstrom

I like the random sickening lurches, reminds me of drunk cooking

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
I rinse my pasta in the toilet. Just drop the colander in that perfect receptacle and flush a couple times.

Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp

Tiggum posted:

You're saying that in America no one eats spaghetti with any other type of sauce? :stare:

Yes, Tiggum. Despite this thread being chock-full of noodles being combined with countless other things, everybody in the United States has had those images blocked from their searches, like trying to search for Tienanmen Square in China.

You know what you have to do.

You know what you have to do.

SAVE US ALL

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pomp posted:

please eat the burger

Do it.....DOOOOO IT!




Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
Actually this is how all Americans make spaghetti:

http://www.foxnews.com/recipe/honey-boo-boos-sketti-3

I live here, trust me

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Data Graham posted:

Also in America spaghetti is seen as kind of a default, easy pasta for kids or uncritical eaters. (Surely you've seen jokes about kids who can't pronounce it and say "pasketti".) It just feels weird to "dress up" spaghetti with a highfalutin adjective, like if you said "PB&J provençal" or something.

How has no one metioned that bolognese isn't just some generic name for a pasta sauce but rather referrs to something very specific e.g. tomato sauce with meat. I'm sorry your lack of culture makes you feel like using the proper names for food items is pretentious, but the rest of the world takes issue with your culinary-linguistic butchery.

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Un chien andalou posted:

How has no one metioned that bolognese isn't just some generic name for a pasta sauce but rather referrs to something very specific e.g. tomato sauce with meat. I'm sorry your lack of culture makes you feel like using the proper names for food items is pretentious, but the rest of the world takes issue with your culinary-linguistic butchery.

Oh gently caress off, no one gives a poo poo what people call their noodles no matter where they're from. Unless they happen to be a terrible sperg, which is also a universal affliction.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

Un chien andalou posted:

How has no one metioned that bolognese isn't just some generic name for a pasta sauce but rather referrs to something very specific e.g. tomato sauce with meat. I'm sorry your lack of culture makes you feel like using the proper names for food items is pretentious, but the rest of the world takes issue with your culinary-linguistic butchery.
I did mention it, but without sounding like a cock so I guess that made it not count.

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Simply Simon posted:

I did mention it, but without sounding like a cock so I guess that made it not count.

Sounding like a cock is an integral part of communicating condescending opinions about food. Get it together man!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Danger Mahoney posted:

Oh gently caress off, no one gives a poo poo what people call their noodles no matter where they're from. Unless they happen to be a terrible sperg, which is also a universal affliction.

I call mine Jezza.

E: Oops, wrong thread.

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

GrandpaPants posted:

I'm kinda surprised that of all the things posted in this thread, that's the one that broke people's brains. Anyway, there's more here at their Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/workskanata

Truth -- totally would on that Burgeroni.

The reese's burger is still a war crime, though.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Jmcrofts posted:

Actually this is how all Americans make spaghetti:

http://www.foxnews.com/recipe/honey-boo-boos-sketti-3

I live here, trust me

:barf:

Spaghetti Hitler Mussolini time:

:italy: Spaghetti is always pasta (unless it's spaghetti squash, I guess), but not all pasta is spaghetti. Don't use the terms interchangeably or I swear to god I'll---

:italy: If you use the terms "pisketti" and "sketti" unironically and you are over the age of eight, you are a goddamn idiot. I will hunt you down. I will find you.

:italy: Put a bit of oil in your pasta during and after boiling and it won't stick. It's not difficult, nor is it a mystery.

:italy: Ketchup is not a pasta sauce. Tomato soup (which I've also seen people use in lieu of tomato sauce) is not a pasta sauce. Cheap, real tomato sauce is $1 for a big can. Jesus loving christ, America.

:italy: You don't need to throw spaghetti at a wall to see if it's done. Try a bit, you know, like a loving adult. It's not a clever solution because it is neither clever, nor is there a problem we haven't already solved here.

Some of this makes me irrationally angry. When I hear "pisketti," I just about lose my mind.

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Railing Kill posted:

:barf:

Spaghetti Hitler Mussolini time:

:italy: Spaghetti is always pasta (unless it's spaghetti squash, I guess), but not all pasta is spaghetti. Don't use the terms interchangeably or I swear to god I'll---

:italy: If you use the terms "pisketti" and "sketti" unironically and you are over the age of eight, you are a goddamn idiot. I will hunt you down. I will find you.

:italy: Put a bit of oil in your pasta during and after boiling and it won't stick. It's not difficult, nor is it a mystery.

:italy: Ketchup is not a pasta sauce. Tomato soup (which I've also seen people use in lieu of tomato sauce) is not a pasta sauce. Cheap, real tomato sauce is $1 for a big can. Jesus loving christ, America.

:italy: You don't need to throw spaghetti at a wall to see if it's done. Try a bit, you know, like a loving adult. It's not a clever solution because it is neither clever, nor is there a problem we haven't already solved here.

Some of this makes me irrationally angry. When I hear "pisketti," I just about lose my mind.

This warms the cockles of my pasta-snob heart!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
re: Reese's burger.

Last time I did a trip report you guys poo poo on me for like 3 pages.

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I make authentic spaghetti balogna. Sorry bout your uncultured food, plebs.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Railing Kill posted:

:barf:

Spaghetti Hitler Mussolini time:

:italy: Spaghetti is always pasta (unless it's spaghetti squash, I guess), but not all pasta is spaghetti. Don't use the terms interchangeably or I swear to god I'll---

:italy: If you use the terms "pisketti" and "sketti" unironically and you are over the age of eight, you are a goddamn idiot. I will hunt you down. I will find you.

:italy: Put a bit of oil in your pasta during and after boiling and it won't stick. It's not difficult, nor is it a mystery.

:italy: Ketchup is not a pasta sauce. Tomato soup (which I've also seen people use in lieu of tomato sauce) is not a pasta sauce. Cheap, real tomato sauce is $1 for a big can. Jesus loving christ, America.

:italy: You don't need to throw spaghetti at a wall to see if it's done. Try a bit, you know, like a loving adult. It's not a clever solution because it is neither clever, nor is there a problem we haven't already solved here.

Some of this makes me irrationally angry. When I hear "pisketti," I just about lose my mind.

There may be Spaghetti rules, but there are no Sketti rules. I for one welcome our ketchup-and-butter overlords.

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Danger Mahoney posted:

I make authentic spaghetti balogna. Sorry bout your uncultured food, plebs.



wanna taste that rich bologna gravy

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Danger Mahoney posted:

I make authentic spaghetti balogna. Sorry bout your uncultured food, plebs.



:3: It's so happy.


bunnyofdoom posted:

re: Reese's burger.

Last time I did a trip report you guys poo poo on me for like 3 pages.

I didn't. Some people here are no fun.

Also, I noticed my userpic is now heavily AFP-specific. Thanks, stranger!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

bunnyofdoom posted:

re: Reese's burger.

Last time I did a trip report you guys poo poo on me for like 3 pages.

Eat the :burger:

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

bunnyofdoom posted:

re: Reese's burger.

Last time I did a trip report you guys poo poo on me for like 3 pages.

I'm not going to hate you.

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