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BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

High Lord Elbow posted:

I've never heard of anyone living I. A houseboat except down-on-their luck private investigators on TV.

I think it's pretty big in London at the moment. There's a lot of Thames and not a lot of housing.

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Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


r0ck0 posted:

You know what a boat is? Its a hole in the water you throw money in.

Bust
Out
Another
Thousand

Have you thought about just buying a duplex and renting out one side?

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Didn't MacGyver live on a houseboat? Because if you're MacGyver, you can probably just make one out of garbage.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
Looking forward to when the equivalent houseboat article appears.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3223412/Homoeopathy-student-s-20-000-houseboat-sank-away-music-festival-RAINED-much.html

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
I live in South Dakota and wouldn't want a house boat at all. Half the year in Minnesota you will be fighting the cold and a third of it trying to keep the place warm enough so you don't freeze to death. Move somewhere that isn't a frozen tundra if you're serious about a houseboat.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

A good comment:

quote:

Surely, as a homeopathy student, she believes that adding water makes things work better?

Tarandis
Jun 16, 2012

flyboi posted:

I live in South Dakota and wouldn't want a house boat at all. Half the year in Minnesota you will be fighting the cold and a third of it trying to keep the place warm enough so you don't freeze to death. Move somewhere that isn't a frozen tundra if you're serious about a houseboat.

Counterpoint: Houseboats in Yellowknife.

Just don't burn it down by accident.

With pictures!

Tarandis fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Oct 22, 2015

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
As the not so proud owner of a sailboat (peak BWM) and sort of proud owner of a marine officer's license (pretty GWM), LOL at the idea of living in a houseboat in Minnesota year round.

You won't die, but you will rue every day that you don't. Also you'll be broke.

gently caress boats in the winter - and when I say this I mean boats with actual running water, steam plants, icebreaker escort and four full time engineers. So an aluminum houseboat... :fireman:

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Didn't some goon have a goldmined thread like 4 years (maybe more, I dunno) about building a houseboat himself and moving onto it?

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


pig slut lisa posted:

Didn't some goon have a goldmined thread like 4 years (maybe more, I dunno) about building a houseboat himself and moving onto it?

Link?

Golluk
Oct 22, 2008
I briefly contemplated sailboat living through the week (Marina's very close to work), but in the end, it really didn't seem like a great idea.

I did manage to find a sail club that teaches, and allows you to take sail boats out for ~300 a year. To me, that's a pretty sweet deal.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

pig slut lisa posted:

Didn't some goon have a goldmined thread like 4 years (maybe more, I dunno) about building a houseboat himself and moving onto it?

There was some lunatic in GBS who built a two-story borg cube on a raft thing with a group of friends a few years back. I want to say they were Scandinavian but could be wrong. He'd done some really nice work on it.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


darkwasthenight posted:

There was some lunatic in GBS who built a two-story borg cube on a raft thing with a group of friends a few years back. I want to say they were Scandinavian but could be wrong. He'd done some really nice work on it.

I remember that as well now that you mention it. I think I am combining the memory of that with the memory of the houseboat that Slo-Tek apparently made, although I don't have thread links for either.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Fun Shoe
Yeah, I remember those.

If you're used to roughing it and are doing this as an exercise in extreme saving, that's not a terrible plan (although it may still be more work and expenses than you think.) I was arguing more from the standpoint of some random schlub who's already got an average amount of lifestyle expenses, including a lot of amenities that could be cut to save money much more easily and safely than they could living on a boat (since that also means giving up a lot of amenities.)

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
A boat, used for living, is just an RV that floats. Why not buy a Winnebago and live happily thereafter? It's much better insulated, cheaper to buy/maintain, and you can sleep overnight in your work parking lot. Or are you just trying to appear eccentric, when picking up chicks at the bar?

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

DrSunshine posted:

Just take a dip in the water, it's all around you!
You have much to learn about lakes in Minnesota during the winter.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Nitrox posted:

A boat, used for living, is just an RV that floats. Why not buy a Winnebago and live happily thereafter? It's much better insulated, cheaper to buy/maintain, and you can sleep overnight in your work parking lot. Or are you just trying to appear eccentric, when picking up chicks at the bar?

Yea, that is the better of a bad idea. There are people that live in RV's year round where I live in Montana, and its loving dumb. Going by most house boats I've seen, they probably aren't well insulated, so you'll either be spending a ton on heat from a space heater, or dealing with being cold all the time. At least in a RV you can add extra insulation or build a wind break next to it.

But you know what, go for it houseboat guy. You'll probably have a wacky story that no one outside of the weirdo houseboat people will care about. Shine on you crazy soon to be frozen diamond.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
There's a goon who lives on a boat in Victoria to save on rent, he's done it for like a year now.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3665756

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
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BaseballPCHiker posted:

I see you havent had the pleasure of paying Twin Cities rent. I live out in a nearby suburb which is a little cheaper and as far as I want to go commute wise and my rent is approaching $1000 for a one bedroom. I could move to North Minneapolis in a bad area or Payne-Phalen and save probably $200 a month or so at best. %20 for a down payment on a house anywhere around here would be at least $40k. I dont have that but I do have $8-9k to throw down as a down payment for a boat loan.


Living in Los Angeles is BWM. I should move to Minnesota and live like a king but on land like a normal person.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

mastershakeman posted:

There's a goon who lives on a boat in Victoria to save on rent, he's done it for like a year now.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3665756

That's cool. Victoria is in the PNW so it gets below freezing a few nights a year. Minnesota is basically where Santa lives.

Running an electric space heater all day, besides being insanely expensive, is definitely going to cause a fire at some point, right? Or is that how you plan to melt the ice so your house doesn't sink?

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012

detectivemonkey posted:

Running an electric space heater all day, besides being insanely expensive,

Is it really that expensive? Even if you ran it 24/7, a small space heater is probably under $100 a month in energy bills.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

A friend of mine is a good sailor, used to help other folks at the marina with repairs for cash on the side, lived a pretty frugal life but maintained his boat carefully. He lived in Toronto, so at one point he lived on the boat to save on rent and be near downtown. He would laugh in your face if you suggested he stay there over the winter, because that's how you destroy your boat and probably die.

How on earth are you going to insulate your steel boat well enough to ward off the massive heat sink that is a lake full of near-freezing water?

BEHOLD: MY CAPE
Jan 11, 2004

jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

Is it really that expensive? Even if you ran it 24/7, a small space heater is probably under $100 a month in energy bills.

A single small space heater about 1500 watts probably won't keep a metal box floating on almost freezing water warm

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

Subjunctive posted:

A friend of mine is a good sailor, used to help other folks at the marina with repairs for cash on the side, lived a pretty frugal life but maintained his boat carefully. He lived in Toronto, so at one point he lived on the boat to save on rent and be near downtown. He would laugh in your face if you suggested he stay there over the winter, because that's how you destroy your boat and probably die.

How on earth are you going to insulate your steel boat well enough to ward off the massive heat sink that is a lake full of near-freezing water?
So what did he do with his boat during winter, Maroon it somewhere?

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
We really should be encouraging boat boy, here. Think of all the entertainment we'll get while he's phone-posting updates - inches from his space heater, fighting his dog for an ever dwindling warm spot, as he listens to the worst ice storm in decades slowly overpower his dock bubblers. One bubbler down. Creak. Two bubblers...creak, snap.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Suspicious Lump posted:

So what did he do with his boat during winter, Maroon it somewhere?

Took it out of the water, some dry dock I imagine.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Krispy Kareem posted:

We really should be encouraging boat boy, here. Think of all the entertainment we'll get while he's phone-posting updates - inches from his space heater, fighting his dog for an ever dwindling warm spot, as he listens to the worst ice storm in decades slowly overpower his dock bubblers. One bubbler down. Creak. Two bubblers...creak, snap.



The water may be cold, but the savings are HOT!

n8r
Jul 3, 2003

I helped Lowtax become a cyborg and all I got was this lousy avatar
If it floats, fucks, or flies rent it.

RagnarokZ
May 14, 2004

Emperor of the Internet
I live in Denmark, and actually have a classmate who lives on a boat. Not a houseboat, a boat, a regular loving boat, docked at some marina.

He does claim it's very cheap and easy to manage, when he's not avoiding breaking his legs when the drat thing freezes over in the winter.

But all that, matters not a thing, he smells. And I mean he REALLY loving smells, like a rotten old broken sailor just walked into the room, the sweet smell of partly rotting clothes, that never get a chance to dry, because he LIVES ON A loving BOAT!

If you're gonna live in some houseboat, you pretty much have to buy a decent one, or you're gonna be smelling of the dieing oceans and dead seaguls for the duration of your stay.


On the other hand, I will always be able to use the following sentence to describe him:

"He's a Belgian ex-con drugs and import craft beer dealer who lives on a boat." So that's always something.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Dik Hz posted:

You have much to learn about lakes in Minnesota during the winter.

Refreshing!

melon cat
Jan 21, 2010

Nap Ghost
I just heard something amazing at work, today.

For the non-Canadians in this thread- we just elected a new Prime Minister. This is relevant.

One of my coworkers, who is just barely scraping by with his mortgage payments, said: "We're probably going to buy a new CRV. Those tax cuts Trudeau's going to make should free up about $6000, for us."

My co-worker lives in downtown Toronto, and doesn't need to have a car at all because of his location. So, not only is he financing a new SUV that will spend most of its time sitting in their driveway, but he's doing it based on a newly-elected politicians' political platform using some back-of-the-napkin calculations that are based on hopes and dreams.

Good loving grief. :psypop:

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

Living in Los Angeles is BWM. I should move to Minnesota and live like a king but on land like a normal person.

Hell yeah! I'm moving to Minnesota next week. However I'm not looking at boats because I'd rather live in a house with a garage.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

DrSunshine posted:

Refreshing!

Once you drill down to liquid water, certainly! Otherwise. ..

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Oct 23, 2015

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

melon cat posted:

I just heard something amazing at work, today.

For the non-Canadians in this thread- we just elected a new Prime Minister. This is relevant.

One of my coworkers, who is just barely scraping by with his mortgage payments, said: "We're probably going to buy a new CRV. Those tax cuts Trudeau's going to make should free up about $6000, for us."

My co-worker lives in downtown Toronto, and doesn't need to have a car at all because of his location. So, not only is he financing a new SUV that will spend most of its time sitting in their driveway, but he's doing it based on a newly-elected politicians' political platform using some back-of-the-napkin calculations that are based on hopes and dreams.

Good loving grief. :psypop:

Did you explain that a CR-V costs about $24000 for the base model, not $6000?

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

Is it really that expensive? Even if you ran it 24/7, a small space heater is probably under $100 a month in energy bills.

jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

Is it really that expensive? Even if you ran it 24/7, a small space heater is probably under $100 a month in energy bills.

I relied on space heaters for a couple weeks when my heat when out last year. The cost was at least comparable-ish only running it when needed (so not while we were at work or could hide under blankets) but a small space heater isn't going to cut it at all.

Also the bigger issue is you definitely aren't supposed to run those when you're not home. And not in a "the manufacturer has to say that" way but a "a thing I just googled said that 32% of home heating deaths are due to space heaters" way.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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granite monument
in a soundless flash

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with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Not a Children posted:

Did you explain that a CR-V costs about $24000 for the base model, not $6000?

What are you talking about? You can drive one off the lot after handing over just $6,000.

The monthly payment? Pffsh. I'll just cut my other spending or work a little overtime each month (for the next 6 years)

Synchronic
Jan 5, 2014

Paradox of Infinity
I just bought $450 worth of crap for a pirate costume. Probably the worst with money thing I've ever done, next to driving into a mailbox.

Ended up sending back the pirate boots for some cheap-rear end boot covers.

From some of the stuff I've seen on Etsy, though, I could have done a lot worse.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/101884...ef=sr_gallery_1

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


You have to post a picture of yourself dressed up as a pirate or you're banned

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

detectivemonkey posted:

I relied on space heaters for a couple weeks when my heat when out last year. The cost was at least comparable-ish only running it when needed (so not while we were at work or could hide under blankets) but a small space heater isn't going to cut it at all.

Also the bigger issue is you definitely aren't supposed to run those when you're not home. And not in a "the manufacturer has to say that" way but a "a thing I just googled said that 32% of home heating deaths are due to space heaters" way.

Some lovely pictures here http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/yellowknife-houseboat-fire-may-have-been-caused-by-propane-heater-say-rcmp-1.3156610

On the other hand, the dog may be a good investment in this case! http://www.wlwt.com/news/woman-dog-escape-nky-houseboat-fire/30550536

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BaseballPCHiker
Jan 16, 2006


I made my own thread to quit derailing this one:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748155

That said, many many people do this on boats and in RVs each year without going up like a powder keg.

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