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Nelson MandEULA posted:what else am i supposed to do? i need a home to go back to. you're supposed to put your bulky possessions in storage, and stay in lovely transient housing whenever you're not on base. you know, like every other navy jerkwad. you don't "need" a "home" to go back to that is a blight on your neighbors for the 10 months of the year you don't occupy it.
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Nelson MandEULA posted:what else am i supposed to do? i need a home to go back to. i don't have any family in this country, i don't have a significant other. i live in london now and this is my home, so i'd like to be able to come back to somewhere familiar when i'm on leave. so this seems like a pretty decent option. literally and unironically disembowel yourself with a fork
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 18:43 |
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wow it's really great to be back in the pos guys!
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 18:50 |
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Nelson MandEULA posted:i'd be most worried about keeping the flat in good order, but i figure i could let it out a week or less at a time and make sure its thoroughly cleaned and inspected between each stay. how on earth would this work while you're, you know, out to sea
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 18:50 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:how on earth would this work while you're, you know, out to sea hire someone to do it?
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 18:59 |
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Nelson MandEULA posted:hire someone to do it? do you really think you'd be coming out ahead on the deal?
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how about you just not join the loving military? you'd simultaneously make the world a better place by slightly weakening the military-industrial complex, there's a much lower chance that you'd be ordered to murder civilians, and you could live in your house the entire year without running an illegal hotel!
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i think he could make a poo poo load of money but then again hed also be basically darth vader. pwning ppl left and right with no mercy + cruel style
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Smythe posted:i think he could make a poo poo load of money but then again hed also be basically darth vader. pwning ppl left and right with no mercy + cruel style you don't get to be darth vader tho at best the guy darth vader chokes
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what does britain's navy even do these days besides pretend to be a nuclear power with the trident missiles we gave them? i'm genuinely curious, does it keep the channel free of pirates or something?
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broken clock opsec posted:you don't get to be darth vader tho i can settle for that
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:what does britain's navy even do these days besides pretend to be a nuclear power with the trident missiles we gave them? shoots recruiting commercials, pretends to be Fat Russell Crowe their subs are supposedly falling apart
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:what does britain's navy even do these days besides pretend to be a nuclear power with the trident missiles we gave them? they have aircraft carriers made that only carry aircraft that can't take off (the f35) and also are diesel powered with a range inferior to that of an actual jet also they have standing orders from maggie thatcher to nuke ireland and argentina should a nuclear war ever start that have never been repelled
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SIGSEGV posted:they have aircraft carriers made that only carry aircraft that can't take off (the f35) and also are diesel powered with a range inferior to that of an actual jet finally, we can be rid of the 2 most vile living people: Valeyard and Adolf hitler
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SIGSEGV posted:also they have standing orders from maggie thatcher to nuke ireland and argentina should a nuclear war ever start that have never been repelled good
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please dont besmirch the good name of the royal navy
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 19:16 |
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Why not do the opossite of your plan? Just rent a place for the time your not at sea. Problem solved.
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nelson mandula i wish you good luck and i think u can make hojillion dollars even if you hire a professional manager and the occasion maintenance dude to fix your broken lovely london apartment that you rent to vacationing chinese. please know that you are casuing irreparable damaging the culture and personality of your neighborhood but that you stand to make fat stacks of literally criminal cash. you want to increase the amount u can charge ppl so i recommend "swagging" the place up with mid-century furniture and accouterments. my downstairs neighbor did that even with a 4.5k eames lounger and he rents his place for like a big % of monthly rent per weekend to traveling fucklords who i get to leer at and masturbate to the thought of their perfect bodies inviting me down to give their holiday a more authentic, local taste.
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Smythe posted:nelson mandula i wish you good luck and i think u can make hojillion dollars even if you hire a professional manager and the occasion maintenance dude to fix your broken lovely london apartment that you rent to vacationing chinese. please know that you are casuing irreparable damaging the culture and personality of your neighborhood but that you stand to make fat stacks of literally criminal cash. you want to increase the amount u can charge ppl so i recommend "swagging" the place up with mid-century furniture and accouterments. my downstairs neighbor did that even with a 4.5k eames lounger and he rents his place for like a big % of monthly rent per weekend to traveling fucklords who i get to leer at and masturbate to the thought of their perfect bodies inviting me down to give their holiday a more authentic, local taste.
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SIGSEGV posted:they have aircraft carriers made that only carry aircraft that can't take off (the f35) and also are diesel powered with a range inferior to that of an actual jet they also have secret orders of what to do if britain has been reduced to a smoldering radioactive crater that can be anything and even include "fire all the nukes at everyone" with all the nuclear authorization codes and everything in the letter so they don't have to get permission first
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Nelson MandEULA posted:please dont besmirch the good name of the royal navy [ ] rum [ ] sodomy [ ] disruption of the hotel industry [ ] the lash
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:they also have secret orders of what to do if britain has been reduced to a smoldering radioactive crater that can be anything and even include "fire all the nukes at everyone" with all the nuclear authorization codes and everything in the letter so they don't have to get permission first thatcher's apparently consisted solely of "Avenge us"
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Smythe posted:please know that you are casuing irreparable damaging the culture and personality of your neighborhood you have literally no idea of the culture or personality of my city, let alone my neighbourhood you're all talking like the hmo of celebration, florida. have any of you even been to east london?
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Trident whistleblower: nuclear 'disaster waiting to happen' https://wikileaks.org/trident-safety/ lmao
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Smythe posted:nelson mandula i wish you good luck and i think u can make hojillion dollars even if you hire a professional manager and the occasion maintenance dude to fix your broken lovely london apartment that you rent to vacationing chinese. please know that you are casuing irreparable damaging the culture and personality of your neighborhood but that you stand to make fat stacks of literally criminal cash. you want to increase the amount u can charge ppl so i recommend "swagging" the place up with mid-century furniture and accouterments. my downstairs neighbor did that even with a 4.5k eames lounger and he rents his place for like a big % of monthly rent per weekend to traveling fucklords who i get to leer at and masturbate to the thought of their perfect bodies inviting me down to give their holiday a more authentic, local taste. its not his apartment
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fritz posted:[ ] rum "It is odd how the law always harps upon the unnaturalness of sodomy," observed Stephen. "Though I know at least two judges who are paederasts; and of course barristers ... What will happen to him?" "Oh, he'll be hanged. Run up at the yard-arm, and boats attending from every ship in the fleet." "That seems a little extreme." "Of course it is. Oh, what an infernal bore -- witnesses going over to the flagship by the dozen, days lost ... The Sophie a laughing-stock. Why will they report these things? The goat must be slaughtered -- that's but fair -- and it shall be served out to the mess that informed on him." "Could you not set them both ashore -- on separate shores, if you have strong feelings on the moral issue -- and sail quietly away?" "Well," said Jack, whose anger had died down. "Perhaps there is something in what you propose. A dish of tea? You take milk, sir?" "Goat's milk, sir?" "Why, I suppose it is." "Perhaps without milk, then, if you please."
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Nelson MandEULA posted:have any of you even been to east london? yes and half of it already looks like valencia street or williamsburg e: I just checked and my favorite pub in shoreditch is now what looks like an office building qirex fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Oct 24, 2015 |
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also lol uber needs more money 3 months after their last billionquote:Just three months after raising an enormous sum of money from investors, Uber is at it again.
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Nelson MandEULA posted:hmo of celebration mods namechange
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uber ipo is when the bubble pops
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:what does britain's navy even do these days besides pretend to be a nuclear power with the trident missiles we gave them? the pirates are all on the navy ships
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qirex posted:also lol uber needs more money 3 months after their last billion this is probably a "people are willing to give us money and who are we to argue" move, not a "we need the money" move
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Luigi Thirty posted:"It is odd how the law always harps upon the unnaturalness of sodomy," observed Stephen. "Though I know at least two judges who are paederasts; and of course barristers ... What will happen to him?" Reading this in Patrick Tull's voice.
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yeah this is what i was thinking about. this is why uber is raising money.quote:Q. I’m surprised that you’re raising money, because last time we talked you said that you had enough money. quote:Q. Are you saying that having the money in the bank in case the V.C. market turns bad — was that a primary reason to raise it? quote:Q. But is it a great thing for the world? You’re getting a whole bunch of money you don’t really need that you probably won’t use. What is the use of giving you $160 million that you’re just going to keep in the bank for a rainy day?
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Luigi Thirty posted:"It is odd how the law always harps upon the unnaturalness of sodomy," observed Stephen. "Though I know at least two judges who are paederasts; and of course barristers ... What will happen to him?" god I love Aubrey and Maturin
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Pinterest Mom posted:yeah this is what i was thinking about. this is why uber is raising money. I wish I could get 3 billion dollars for writing a web based IRC client
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Luigi Thirty posted:I wish I could get 3 billion dollars for writing a web based IRC client there's probably room in the market for a couple "me too" companies that basically just copy Slack with a slight twist of you wanted to go that way, just like Box and Dropbox etc. start work on a web-based IRC client and a server that runs on Linux and Windows and offers LDAP/AD integration, and will be offered as an on-site solution for teams that can't use a hosted one, and you could probably legit pitch your company to VCs as a potential unicorn ("like Slack for the intranet") there's even “Zulip” for you to start from, if you didn't want to start with IRC or Jabber
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irc but for html5 flash but for html5 irc but for people without neckbeards facebook but for google
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the me-too space on slightly less lovely enterprise IM is already saturated
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mishaq posted:le me-too space isn't what hipchat is presenting itself as
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