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Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Chill la Chill posted:

Yeah. I mean I know it's a science fantasy hero's journey but I really would like that sort of take on it too. I mean, sucks to be that guy whose serving aboard the Death Star, home planet was Alderaan, and was two weeks away from retirement at Yavin.

Yeah, I don't think it's really something the movies need to go into since they're just fun good vs. evil family adventures but I think a really good book series could be written about that kind of thing.

How was that Tarkin novel? I read the Kindle sample and it didn't seem too bad. Is that the only Star Wars thing from an Imperial perspective?

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Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Xenomrph posted:

Starfighters of Adumar, aka The Best X-wing Novel.

I said it once and I'll say it again, RIP Aaron Allston.

Yes, the one entirely about Wedge, Tycho, Wes, and... Hobbie? bro-ing out on some random planet. A fun read.

Wes is one of those guys who's onscreen once and gets a detailed backstory, but he owns because the Wraith Squadron books basically made him Wedge's Andy Richter.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Tender Bender posted:

Yes, the one entirely about Wedge, Tycho, Wes, and... Hobbie? bro-ing out on some random planet. A fun read.

Wes is one of those guys who's onscreen once and gets a detailed backstory, but he owns because the Wraith Squadron books basically made him Wedge's Andy Richter.

Pretty much. Wes and Hobbie both shone in that book, I always like relatively minor characters getting a big part. When they're actually written well.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Allston could also write good dramatic moments, especially with the comic characters. See Wes talking about his first kill or Phannan's death.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
How is the gbs star wars thread more postive then the CD one?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


mr.capps posted:

How is the gbs star wars thread more postive then the CD one?

that's impossible cd argues that the prequels are good.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
yeah but that makes everyone so angry over there that it then becomes really negative again

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
the really funny thing is that all the things people say in that thread about the prequel movies are mostly true, but they don't make them good

like batman and robin is dripping with subtext, that doesn't mean its good

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
they not only argue the prequels are good but that anyone who does not see this is pleb

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Acne Rain posted:

they not only argue the prequels are good but that anyone who does not see this is pleb

burn down CD

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
but i like the trailer and movie poster threads!

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


CD is the place to be if you are a first-year liberal arts major that has discovered that subtext exists and you can grade everything on how socialist it is when you squint. Bonus points if you can point out that the treatment of women is problematic.

Note that most non-blockbusters do not even get threads anymore.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


mr.capps posted:

the really funny thing is that all the things people say in that thread about the prequel movies are mostly true, but they don't make them good

like batman and robin is dripping with subtext, that doesn't mean its good

yeah like even if i agree with all the subtextual readings they're still failures in very basic filmmaking ways and also in consistency with the original movies.

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



Xenomrph posted:

Starfighters of Adumar, aka The Best X-wing Novel.

I said it once and I'll say it again, RIP Aaron Allston.

"Tell me we aren't going to wear women's clothing Wedge." "Very well, we're not going to wear women's clothing"
(next chapter)
"You lied to me."
RIP Allston.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



mr.capps posted:

How is the gbs star wars thread more postive then the CD one?
Because we're all cool people who are more interested in having a good time and laughing about retarded poo poo.

The CineD thread is in CineD, hence the problem.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Xenomrph posted:

Because we're all cool people who are more interested in having a good time and laughing about retarded poo poo.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
And we masturbate to Jar Jar.
Imagine what he can do with that tongue of his.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Cross posting this from the Alien thread in CineD because it's applicable

Xenomrph posted:

Lets take a brief moment and talk about fandom. This is probably applicable in pretty much any pop culture thread, but I'm posting it here because I have a lot of exposure to Alien fandom, and because I just got to see some of the worst of it on a message board I frequent.

I get where fandom stems from - shared cultural experience, and the desire to relive it with others. It can be useful - at its core, we frequent CineD because we're fans of movies in a broader sense, and it gives us an outlet to share our ideas. In the age of the Internet, that ability has never been greater.

The problem is the kinds of people that get attracted to fandoms, and the sort of septic atmosphere it breeds. People often lose sight of the bigger picture, and spend more time debating and arguing about minutiae than enjoying the thing they're all allegedly a fan of. You get people trying to force their opinions on others as if they're some kind of righteous defenders and arbitrators of something that exists to entertain and make money.

I recently got dragged into a "canon" debate, the unholiest, most toxic and divisive of debates you find with fandoms. I hate them, and my position on canon debates is pretty universally "this is the official word, but please disregard it if you don't like it and just do what makes you happy".
Canon is ultimately an opinion, and it should be what you enjoy. Who cares what some other fan thinks, or what some corporation says?

But instead I've been (futilely) trying to reason with someone who thinks that their arbitrary, goalposts-changing personal views are literal, factual truth, and that by disagreeing with him, I am disagreeing with The Canon.
It's a storm in a teacup, a not-quite shouting match (or at least *I* am keeping my cool) on an Internet forum that 99.9% of the human population will never see, let alone give a poo poo about, where I'm trying to convince him that yes, it's okay for people to have a different opinion from him, and no, I'm not trying to change his opinion and I don't care if he agrees with my view or not. He completely lacks self awareness about what it means to be "a fan" of something, or how to share an opinion.

It's the worst example of "fandom" summed up in one debate, it hits every Bingo card checkbox for what's wrong with fandom. It's really unfortunate, and it'll never change.

tl;dr - fandoms can be awful, water is wet, the sun is bright, etc

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Xenomrph posted:

Cross posting this from the Alien thread in CineD because it's applicable


tl;dr - fandoms can be awful, water is wet, the sun is bright, etc

i didnt even know there was "canon" to the alien universe.(outside the movies)

I always assumed it was like this.

1. super secret WY project and or random rear end in a top hat billionare and or the space goverment to make xeno do things.

2. it fails.

3. repeat step 1.
4. insert predator for mixed results.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Xenomrph posted:

Cross posting this from the Alien thread in CineD because it's applicable


tl;dr - fandoms can be awful, water is wet, the sun is bright, etc

i think the problem with fandoms is that it's the reason we got a lot of the bad stuff in the prequels and they're going to run stars wars into the ground because of them. plus they tend to just have a hard on for the superficial aspects of the media they consume as opposed to the actual reasons most of this stuff has staying power.

i mean people cheered during the insanely lovely duels in episode 3 when i saw it. it was like being the only sane person in the nuthouse.

poo poo i think they cheered in that awful video game level scene with the stamping machines in 2 when the really bad cgi R2 used his rockets to his escape.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Dapper_Swindler posted:

i didnt even know there was "canon" to the alien universe.(outside the movies)

I always assumed it was like this.

1. super secret WY project and or random rear end in a top hat billionare and or the space goverment to make xeno do things.

2. it fails.

3. repeat step 1.
4. insert predator for mixed results.
It's vague and poorly defined (hence the debates) but it exists. FOX has a "canon bible" and fact-checks most things when authors write new books/comics/games, but they allow just enough mildly contradictory poo poo through the cracks that hypernerds on messageboards argue about it because source A says one thing and then source B mixes up how many bullets a particular gun fires or what a certain character's profession is or some other retarded minutiae.

It comes down to philosophy and ideology about "canon". I like including as many sources as possible, and I handwave minor inconsistencies as being unimportant for the larger picture. I call it "fuzzy continuity". It's the kind of approach the Mad Max series takes, and Warhammer40k. It lets me enjoy stories on their own without getting hung up on some minor detail the author flubbed or slipped past FOX editorial.
And you'd better believe that sort of approach pisses off ultranerds who fixate on "continuity" above all else.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Groovelord Neato posted:

i think the problem with fandoms is that it's the reason we got a lot of the bad stuff in the prequels and they're going to run stars wars into the ground because of them. plus they tend to just have a hard on for the superficial aspects of the media they consume as opposed to the actual reasons most of this stuff has staying power.

i mean people cheered during the insanely lovely duels in episode 3 when i saw it. it was like being the only sane person in the nuthouse.

poo poo i think they cheered in that awful video game level scene with the stamping machines in 2 when the really bad cgi R2 used his rockets to his escape.

Yeah I hate it cuz I used to do Kenjutsu and loved the original trilogy duels since they were just like that and had a feeling of dread and desperation about them. Jedi are some mix of archetypes, including space samurai, after all.

I always forget about the video game sequence cuz I usually go to the bathroom at that part if I ever end up watching it.

A lot of my apprehensions about stuff like boba Fett is cuz of dumb fan service stuff like that. I would hate for Luke to get some dumb super Saiyan force powers too. That stuff is what made the EU bad.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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I like liking things more than I like hating them. Star Wars is cool and good :)

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
That said karen Traviss can suck my dick from the back and stick to writing bad Warhammer /Gestapo fanfic forever

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Booblord Zagats posted:

That said karen Traviss can suck my dick from the back and stick to writing bad Warhammer /Gestapo fanfic forever

Details? I know she had a super batshit crazy meltdown...but I've also been told that her books are good up until to Order 66.

Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Oct 26, 2015

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



gfanikf posted:

Details? I know she had a super batshit crazy meltdown...but I've also been told that her books are good up until to Order 66.

Karen Traviss literally never read a Starwar book that she herself did not write.

She rebranded Mandolorians as peace-loving good folks who only fought as a last resort against the oppression of the Jedi and Sith, who to her are one power bloc of Nazi-like oppressors.

She invented a whole language for the Mandos, even having characters speak and think in it who would seem to have no reason to and would be native Basic speakers (Luke Skywalker, all the Solo family).

In otherwise unrelated books she will come up with an excuse to shoehorn in how great Mandalorians, Mandalorian culture, Mandalorian Iron (stops lightsabers!) and poo poo is. Also Bobba Fett has killed more Jedi than anyone else, because that's what Mandalorians do.

It goes way beyond "interesting spin on an underdeveloped corner of the fiction" and into "creating a ridiculously over the top Mary Sue faction."

Anyone who disagrees with her Fett-ish she'd shriek at and dismiss as a "Talifan."

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Just flat out remove the whole concept of Mandalorians from Star Wars. That skull is just a brand sticker that Boba stuck on his armour as a kid that he can't get off

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Improbable Lobster posted:

Just flat out remove the whole concept of Mandalorians from Star Wars. That skull is just a brand sticker that Boba stuck on his armour as a kid that he can't get off

it reads "bush-cheney 2004" in mandolorian.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



gfanikf posted:

Details? I know she had a super batshit crazy meltdown...but I've also been told that her books are good up until to Order 66.
Hard Contact is pretty decent, and each book after that force-feeds more Mandalorian propaganda at increasing levels until you can't stand it anymore. Your tolerance level might be higher than mine, but it got pretty bad in the second book, and I gave up most of the way through the third book if I remember right.

Like I have no huge love for Jedi and feel the EU fixates on them a bit too much, and I loving love the Republic Commando video game and I wish we'd gotten a sequel, but Traviss's incessant Jedi bashing and fellating Mandalorian "culture" at the expense of telling a good, fun, coherent story was too much even for me.
Like I get it when an author has a pet project, and Traviss made it her goal to develop the Mandalorian culture and history. That's cool and everything, but when you start undermining other people's story lines and bashing their work within your own books, it gets pretty grating.

Her colossal public meltdown when the Clone Wars cartoon (rightfully) threw her Mandalorian stuff in the garbage was some of the best schadenfreude I'd seen in years. And she had the gall (or lack of self-awareness) to moan about someone else undermining her work, when she'd been doing the exact same things for years in her own books. I'm amazed it took as long as it did for someone to rein her in.

Oh and I'll never forgive her for killing off Mara Jade.

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Groovelord Neato posted:

i think the problem with fandoms is that it's the reason we got a lot of the bad stuff in the prequels and they're going to run stars wars into the ground because of them. plus they tend to just have a hard on for the superficial aspects of the media they consume as opposed to the actual reasons most of this stuff has staying power.

i mean people cheered during the insanely lovely duels in episode 3 when i saw it. it was like being the only sane person in the nuthouse.

poo poo i think they cheered in that awful video game level scene with the stamping machines in 2 when the really bad cgi R2 used his rockets to his escape.

I don't think fandom is why the prequels had those things though, it's because Lucas is insane and had tons of bad ideas no one shot down. Unless your argument is that fans shouldn't have paid money to see episode I and then Lucas would've learned his lesson and rethought his approach to episode II which is pretty doubtful.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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remember when star wars episode I: the phantom menace was re-released in 3d

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Fojar38 posted:

remember when star wars episode I: the phantom menace was re-released in 3d

weren't they planning to do them all and it tanked so hard they didn't bother?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Otisburg posted:

weren't they planning to do them all and it tanked so hard they didn't bother?

to this day i have no loving idea what they were thinking

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
The worst part about Traviss is when she decided that the only way for han's daughter to kill her brother that had gone sith was to have her train with Boba loving Fett for the better part of two books because only a MANDO'A can take down a sith. I mean, her uncle is only luke goddamn skywalker, but only boba fett can teach her how to follow a ship and get pushed into vagina dentata by a blind man.

That whole series of books was wet garbage, but reading Traviss's contribution was like finding a dirty diaper while you're at it.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
In the same stupid series (which deals with another giant war and Han's boy going dark), Traviss also spent most of another book on Boba Fett's daughter dealing with daddy issues and the two of them searching for Boba's long lost love who is frozen in carbonite, but he really loved her this entire time, like hella for reals bae


Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
boba fett is a stupid character that only dumb fanboys love, hth

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Big Mean Jerk posted:

In the same stupid series (which deals with another giant war and Han's boy going dark), Traviss also spent most of another book on Boba Fett's daughter dealing with daddy issues and the two of them searching for Boba's long lost love who is frozen in carbonite, but he really loved her this entire time, like hella for reals bae




lol he shows up in his loving armor even in ghostly flashbacks

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Big Mean Jerk posted:

In the same stupid series (which deals with another giant war and Han's boy going dark), Traviss also spent most of another book on Boba Fett's daughter dealing with daddy issues and the two of them searching for Boba's long lost love who is frozen in carbonite, but he really loved her this entire time, like hella for reals bae




the strained smile says "god DAMNIT he won't even take the stupid helmet off for family holo-pictures. in my twenties i thought this whole 'masked bounty hunter' thing was mysterious and cool. what a fool i was. i should have married a space accountant."

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Chill la Chill posted:

They should go with a slightly repainted armor and use the Jodo Kast copycat story. I could see a new "Fett" being cool but I lol at thinking the original was in any way competent. All he really did was wait to see where the falcon was hiding when it disappeared from the sonar.

the only person he killed was himself

he looks cool though

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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im a professional diver so i wear full scuba gear for my family photos

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