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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

whats up with the little rabbit guy in the background checking out his dick

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
Just packaging up your birthday gift!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Aesop Poprock posted:

whats up with the little rabbit guy in the background checking out his dick

A rabbit check out he own dick, a shameful rabbit

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z95nXbfv-4

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
You douchebags swimbears... I wish I had a pool to swim in.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5naTTEkdAE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abey4BBmr98

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!


http://nypost.com/2015/10/22/pizza-raccoon-joins-nycs-pizza-loving-wildlife/

quote:

A ravenous raccoon fished a slice of pizza out of a garbage can at the Central Park Conservancy Garden, then scampered up a tree to enjoy an al fresco feast.

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009


Racoons: The George Costanza of the animal kingdom.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Cool Raccoon Names, as determined over private messages, with cash crab, on Something Awful,

,

quote:

Bort
Burpz II
Coffee Crumble
Cookie Treatz
Creamsicle
Ezekiel
Fart Simpson
George
Hoople
Jessica
Judy
Laser Bean
Macaroni Joe
Millicent O'Toole
Moofy
Mustard
Oily John
Pillow Xtreme
Pope Biscuit X
Pudding Boo Boo
Slayer
Spaghetti-O
Sparkle Love
Turnip Munch

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
The computer gane "Worms" random name generator would be dank for raccoon names

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

what the gently caress posted:

The computer gane "Worms" random name generator would be dank for raccoon names

Any one of John Hodgman's 700 names for mole men also double as good Raccoon names.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Sleeveless posted:

Any one of John Hodgman's 700 names for mole men also double as good Raccoon names.



I thnk all raccoons should be named Eeeeeeeeyuk. Although I did keep reading Morton Silty as Morton Silly, which I think would also make a good name.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Sleeveless posted:

Any one of John Hodgman's 700 names for mole men also double as good Raccoon names.



goosefleet I am sad neither of us came up with Samuel Mossyface

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
:rip:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology





does this make you feel better

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:



does this make you feel better

raccoons are natures version of the facebook angle

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Bbw :3

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
It's raining tonight and when I came home, there was a raccoon on the bins as normal, but it was just sitting there with the lid up staying dry. I wish i could have gotten a good picture but it was way to dark.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Sleeveless posted:

Any one of John Hodgman's 700 names for mole men also double as good Raccoon names.



One of his books also has 700 names for hoboes, and they probably work just as well.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Rough Lobster posted:

One of his books also has 700 names for hoboes, and they probably work just as well.



Senator Cletus Scoffpossum

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Senator Cletus Scoffpossum

Are you high? That is clearly Pillow Xtreme.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

Are you high? That is clearly Pillow Xtreme.

Looks more like Illinois Obama to me. :v:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the cars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting on a tin pole
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

He's not stuck there, he's right where he wants to be.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

Major Coon

McPantserton
Jan 19, 2005

IRONICALLY SWEALTERING
http://imgur.com/gallery/hACJf0a

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
Just enjoying some ice cream on the beach.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

cash crab posted:



does this make you feel better

Swimp

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

http://instagram.com/melanieraccoon/

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Wanna hugge that raccoon

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

I had a pet coon, his name was Bandit but I didnt give him that name. He was awesome but as soon as his balls dropped he turned mean, I rescued him then I had to give him to another rescuer when he got super bitey



This is him looking out the window at cars



This is him being super cute and sleeping

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Raccoons are cute, I love them.

Warning: very :smith: post below.
It's too bad the last ones I've seen after they decided to try to climb up onto a 35,000V busbar. :smith:

cash crab posted:



does this make you feel better

He's so poofy! :3:

Three-Phase has a new favorite as of 02:11 on Oct 29, 2015

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

cash crab posted:

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