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That Kid
Oct 27, 2015

by Cowcaster

sleepy gary posted:

you don't have to be tall and attractive when you know memes like I do

COPE

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



That Kid posted:

LMAO exactly. Must be 6'4 white and alpha to ride that ride.

someone told me i must be at least 6'1" today and that i look like i work out


p soon i wont be postin here anymore

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

KoRMaK posted:

She aint interested in anyone postin in this thread

THATS why you don't get laid Jon P

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



KoRMaK posted:

someone told me i must be at least 6'1" today and that i look like i work out


p soon i wont be postin here anymore

Your mom is a sweet lady

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



ethanol posted:

Your mom is a sweet lady

and my grandma!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




Mermaid, The Vacuous Millennial

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Fu bigender chu

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Stinky_Pete posted:

Fu bigender chu

I hate you for making me know this exists.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



whats a big ender?

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

second-hand smegma posted:

whats a big ender?

Big end of town, she's rich

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



is polyamourous sort of like pomplamoose?

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Stinky_Pete posted:

Fu bigender chu

Ethical issues with disability studies, laffo.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Teacher complaint: "lecturer tried to tell the class that disabled people should be treated with the same respect you treat everyone else, rather than as special snowflakes who need your care and attention as this find this patronising. as a self diagnosed autist weeabo bigender non-newtonian lizard person i found this triggered me and i demand immiediete action."

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

I understood almost half of that poo poo and now I want to kill myself.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Mad Monk posted:

Here's a nice story of a 19 year old kid running over a 16 year old then taking pictures of the dead body and tweeting them.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/mom-livid-after-driver-kills-son-tweets-photo-of-body/

loving disgusting.

how can they report on this news story and not link the pictures of the dead body

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


3. Take a shot on every floor we go on

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Da Mott Man
Aug 3, 2012



Rolling in pussy.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
TEEN PULSE NIGHTLIFE

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!





How can a person so indecisive about who they are encourage others to be authentic?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Nonbinary Slam Poet: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

what's Glitterpunk? that sounds cool can I be Glitterpunk?

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

^^EDIT: it's sort of a way to be feminine in an ironic manner.


Mad Monk posted:

Nonbinary Slam Poet: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.

:golfclap:

I don't care how vacuous she is, mermaid girl is pretty loving hot.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Squashy Nipples posted:

^^EDIT: it's sort of a way to be feminine in an ironic manner.


:golfclap:

I don't care how vacuous she is, mermaid girl is pretty loving hot.

Worry not, she's been told that her entire life

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

second-hand smegma posted:

Worry not, she's been told that her entire life

Me too.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
ok cool paint, i'll get right on that

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




i'll believe it when i see it, pics plz

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
the only bullshit in that last of attributes that makes me mad is slam poet

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

i'm the belly piercing visible under the waistband

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
That's not a clock, where's the fuse

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

My university has a brony club. lol

5er
Jun 1, 2000


MurderBot posted:

My university has a brony club. lol

Take down the names of the attendees and start a deadpool on who eventually gets busted on what criminal sexual offense.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

nomadologique posted:

the only bullshit in that last of attributes that makes me mad is slam poet

Legit slam poets are great but I've never seen a good white slam poet because white people have literally nothing interesting to say

All of this bigender polyamory nonsense is a natural reaction to the inescapable banality and personal mediocrity of growing up white and privileged

Mermaid girl is pretty so she embraces her whitebread existence but the other girl is neither pretty nor talented so she has to find some way her joyless existence isn't entirely meaningless by going down a rabbit hole of intentionally affected crazy because her actual personality is as vacuous and uninteresting as the mermaid

mr. mephistopheles fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Oct 27, 2015

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Legit slam poets are great but I've never seen a good white slam poet because white people have literally nothing interesting to say

All of this bigender polyamory nonsense is a natural reaction to the inescapable banality and personal mediocrity of growing up white and privileged

I could be the best white Slam poet. Mostly by going up and talking about interest rates and credit scores to the tune of Slam, by Onyx

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

I could be the best white Slam poet. Mostly by going up and talking about interest rates and credit scores to the tune of Slam, by Onyx

Would watch

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007
Don't think I can sneak a pic but the dude next to me in the exercise bikes is drinking a Sprite Zero while he pedals. That is millennial as gently caress right?

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

neonbregna posted:

Don't think I can sneak a pic but the dude next to me in the exercise bikes is drinking a Sprite Zero while he pedals. That is snake person as gently caress right?

Depends on the bike, I think

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Legit slam poets are great but I've never seen a good white slam poet because white people have literally nothing interesting to say

All of this bigender polyamory nonsense is a natural reaction to the inescapable banality and personal mediocrity of growing up white and privileged

Mermaid girl is pretty so she embraces her whitebread existence but the other girl is neither pretty nor talented so she has to find some way her joyless existence isn't entirely meaningless by going down a rabbit hole of intentionally affected crazy because her actual personality is as vacuous and uninteresting as the mermaid

You're a racist.

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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

You're a racist.

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

it's funny: blacks look even more disgusting than usual when they are in whiteface, yet whites make better looking blacks than actual blacks when they are in blackface.

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Oct 27, 2015

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