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Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


there are a shitload of serial killers in the pacific northwest though

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The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
You gotta fullsize this one to see it, but it's pretty good.

Two stores selling spare parts. Omaha.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Kansas's very own, baby!

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

The Butcher posted:

You gotta fullsize this one to see it, but it's pretty good.

Two stores selling spare parts. Omaha.



No no, the one on the left sells spare hearts, that's totally different.

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

Iowa's favorite gas station

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

^^ not true, it will always be Casey's because of the pizza


I beat you to that man. I guess you could call an audible and pretend like you meant really low gas prices though?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Midwest main exports are serial killers and astronauts IMO

modernwinglish
Dec 28, 2012

I'll squawk the world and molt with you
A small part of me is actually a little homesick for Kansas.







etalian
Mar 20, 2006

modernwinglish posted:

A small part of me is actually a little homesick for Kansas.



lawrence sounds like a good city

Pinball Jizzard
Jun 23, 2010
Welcome to the mid-west!






E: Real high quality images on show itt

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

The Saurus posted:

:lol:

poo poo like this that makes you think there might just be a god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mf2u9VWAhM

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

regular, non-vanity license plate

Matey fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Oct 27, 2015

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

etalian posted:

lawrence sounds like a good city

Their college football team sucks fat liberal dick unfortunately, but they have a good basketball team and Freestate Brewing Company has amazing food and ridiculously tasty beer.

I stayed in the honeymoon suite at the Eldridge hotel which was in Lawrence for my wedding night, it was pretty cool.

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

modernwinglish posted:

A small part of me is actually a little homesick for Kansas.



lol every Midwestern city I've lived in has had a news story at some point about gangs from Chicago taking over the town

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


etalian posted:

lawrence sounds like a good city

I went there once, it was cool

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

etalian posted:

Midwest Ohio's main exports are serial killers and astronauts IMO

Fixed.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


The fact that this thing got burned down in a lightning strike proves there is a god.

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

facialimpediment posted:

As seen at the local Home Depot.

http://www.jeep-sucks.com/



dude's gotta gofundme https://www.gofundme.com/p83ptb7g

no donations yet..

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

etalian posted:

The fact that this thing got burned down in a lightning strike proves there is a god.

or that you shouldn't build religious statuary out of materials which double as a lightning rod

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

if the usa has a midwest, does it also have a middle east?

The state of West Virginia. Much like the other middle east, it should be nuked into oblivion.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

comes along bort posted:

or that you shouldn't build religious statuary out of materials which double as a lightning rod

they rebuilt it as fireproof jesus

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

comes along bort posted:

or that you shouldn't build religious statuary out of materials which double as a lightning rod

This, except replace "double as a lightning rod" with "combust."

The original statue was made out of a fiberglass shell over styrofoam.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

modernwinglish posted:

A small part of me is actually a little homesick for Kansas.


I'm confused by this picture. Is this the logical conclusion of a drive thru, ie you eat so much that you kinda sleep on it

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Geoj posted:

This, except replace "double as a lightning rod" with "combust."

The original statue was made out of a fiberglass shell over styrofoam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQKrvuMvfgM

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Alan Smithee posted:

I'm confused by this picture. Is this the logical conclusion of a drive thru, ie you eat so much that you kinda sleep on it

Not familiar with the chain, but I'm guessing that's a bunch of sad sacks who tailgate restaurant grand openings. There's a cult of people who do that at Chik-fil-a and they have a weird day-long celebration.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

spangles, it just tastes better (doo da doo doo)

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Like almost everything posted in this thread is just loving awful.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

TontoCorazon posted:

Like almost everything posted in this thread is just loving awful.

powerful insight

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


The Midwest































Guess the state?
North Dakota

Dr. Fraiser Chain fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Oct 27, 2015

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
As someone who has never been more than 100km of any ocean, this thread scares me, its like what do you mean there is no roaring blue ocean beyond those hills, just more farmland and hills? what? How do you know where you live if you are literally in the middle of nowhere?

dmos
Mar 17, 2015

Omaha. 69th and pacific?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


dmos posted:

Omaha. 69th and pacific?

72nd and pacific...

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Goodpancakes posted:

The Midwest

North Dakota

Welcome, foreign SomethingAwful user (or Maine resident). Whichever, I'm sorry you failed geography. Nice pics, though.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Welcome, foreign SomethingAwful user (or Maine resident). Whichever, I'm sorry you failed geography. Nice pics, though.

Actually you're dumb as hell if you think ND isn't in the midwest

Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009

bradzilla posted:

Actually you're dumb as hell if you think ND isn't in the midwest

What I am gathering from this thread anyway is that Midwest is less of a location and more of a dismal state of existence.
If your area is flat, full of Jesus-people, has petrol stations with suggestive names and an abundance of horrifying foods then it is likely Midwest.

You can be Midwest all around the world. Amazing.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Modest Mauser posted:

What I am gathering from this thread anyway is that Midwest is less of a location and more of a dismal state of existence.
If your area is flat, full of Jesus-people, has petrol stations with suggestive names and an abundance of horrifying foods then it is likely Midwest.

You can be Midwest all around the world. Amazing.

really friendly though. Boredom has its upsides in that they probably won't beat you to death like some unruly mob in India or some poo poo I guess

Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009

Alan Smithee posted:

really friendly though. Boredom has its upsides in that they probably won't beat you to death like some unruly mob in India or some poo poo I guess

It seems to be quite a peculiar mix of extreme friendliness conflicted with xenophobia. I have encountered some really weird people in the South and Midwest, me being a horrible foreigner.
That said, I would imagine it is worlds better than somewhere like India.

Proposition Castle
Aug 9, 2004
Witty message goes here.

Geoj posted:

Not familiar with the chain, but I'm guessing that's a bunch of sad sacks who tailgate restaurant grand openings. There's a cult of people who do that at Chik-fil-a and they have a weird day-long celebration.

If you're one of the first so many customers you get free food for a year.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Frostwerks posted:

we have it in the south and it kinda sucks. has no bite to speak of which is shameful for a ginger drink

It mixes really well with mid and low range bourbon. Add a small twist of lemon or orange and it's heavenly

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