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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Is this a massive brownie, or a pizza left in a oven for too long?

pizza left in an oven for too long

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I think there are still some redeeming qualities to that pizza... would.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
You guys were really harsh on my steak yesterday.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

EorayMel posted:

Is this a massive brownie, or a pizza left in a oven for too long?


Just smear it with cheese whiz, and hot sauce. It'll be fine.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bina posted:

Just smear it with cheese whiz, and hot sauce. It'll be fine.

Ranch dressing as well.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

VendaGoat posted:

Ranch dressing as well.

Hidden Valley.

:wink:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bina posted:

Hidden Valley.

:wink:

Of course
;-*

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

You guys might need the Costco-size pack for what you're planning https://www.instacart.com/costco/products/269449-hidden-valley-ranch-homestyle-dressing-2x40-oz

Also, color me surprised that there isn't a Kirkland Signature Ranch Dressing Barrel pack. It sems like it would be a big seller.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I think gallon jugs of ranch are more a Sam's Club kinda thing.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Crow Jane posted:

I think gallon jugs of ranch are more a Sam's Club kinda thing.

http://www.samsclub.com/sams/bakers-chefs-ranch-dressing-1-gal/161167.ip?navAction=

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

if you've never had a dog like this with a fistful of napkins then you have not lived

those fries are gross tho

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I thought that was a baked potato with a side of fries.


I'd try that dog.

Two Headed Calf
Feb 22, 2005

Better than One
The McFry

https://www.facebook.com/456234491151755/videos/767644080010793/

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

Speaking of ranch dressing, in high school the cafeteria had really fantastic homemade rolls, and we would rip a hole in them, toss in a heaping spoonful of bacon bits, and pump a couple of squirts of ranch dressing too. Sometimes I get cravings for one of those horrors, but it's just not the same unless you're using the most artificial soy-flour based bacon bits and the cheapest institutional ranch dressing you can buy.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

rndmnmbr posted:

Speaking of ranch dressing, in high school the cafeteria had really fantastic homemade rolls, and we would rip a hole in them, toss in a heaping spoonful of bacon bits, and pump a couple of squirts of ranch dressing too. Sometimes I get cravings for one of those horrors, but it's just not the same unless you're using the most artificial soy-flour based bacon bits and the cheapest institutional ranch dressing you can buy.

After reading that, I feel like your avatar.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

PCOS Bill posted:

You guys were really harsh on my steak yesterday.

You have to expect the truth when you post a pic of your Basic White Man Meal.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

Is that some back to the future tie-in thing

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Oh, I remember seeing this a few days ago.

Humphrey Vasel posted:

Is that some back to the future tie-in thing

It's facebook group cooking.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Alter Ego posted:

I'm curious how his right hand managed to surprise him with a gift.

Dissociative identity disorder

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


RareAcumen posted:

It's Velveeta. Incidentally, has a smilie combining :ssh: and :barf: ever been made? Asking for uh, a friend.

A lovely quick edit:

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

EorayMel posted:

Is this a massive brownie, or a pizza left in a oven for too long?

pizza left in an oven for too long

In another reality this is the worlds raddest chocolate cake.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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McDonald's wont do it but i have no doubt we will be seeing "Burger Fries" from BK in about a month.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgTZCF4WSCo

poo poo gets real at 1:50

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

mds2 posted:

McDonald's wont do it but i have no doubt we will be seeing "Burger Fries" from BK in about a month.

BK's MO is "combine all the poo poo we already have in retarded ways no one will ever buy" I think actually taking the time to cut up and fry burgers is a little too inventive for them. They sold a burger that came with 3 fries on it for fucks sake.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

mds2 posted:

McDonald's wont do it but i have no doubt we will be seeing "Burger Fries" from BK in about a month.

So, I've had an urge to create a McDonald's "hack" (lifehacks! walla!) now that they have breakfast all day. Since fried egg is usually an option at fancier burger joints, why not get the egg from an Egg McMuffin on top of a Quarter Pounder?

Am I broken? :ohdear:

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.
Save money by keeping fried eggs in ziploc baggies in the pockets of your coats and pants. Need to fancy up a chain burger? Walla!

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Kakairo posted:

So, I've had an urge to create a McDonald's "hack" (lifehacks! walla!) now that they have breakfast all day. Since fried egg is usually an option at fancier burger joints, why not get the egg from an Egg McMuffin on top of a Quarter Pounder?

Am I broken? :ohdear:

Every fish and chippy, greasy spoon and burger joint in Australia offers burgers with eggs in them. Even mcdonalds and burgerking/hjs have offered in in short term specials in the old days (E: burgerking/hjs kept it on the menu as "the aussie") Now with create your taste/tailor make thing they do at mcdonalds it's an option anyway.

What I'm trying to say is no, you're not broken.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Walla

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

the correct answer is that the whole point of a fried egg is for the yolk to break and mingle with the beef. the yolks on mcd's are hard, ipso fatso, just put a loving hard boiled egg on there and eat it off the floor like an animal

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Runny egg yolks are gross.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Efexeye posted:

the correct answer is that the whole point of a fried egg is for the yolk to break and mingle with the beef. the yolks on mcd's are hard, ipso fatso, just put a loving hard boiled egg on there and eat it off the floor like an animal

Oh, that's a good point.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Fo3 posted:

Every fish and chippy, greasy spoon and burger joint in Australia offers burgers with eggs in them. Even mcdonalds and burgerking/hjs have offered in in short term specials in the old days (E: burgerking/hjs kept it on the menu as "the aussie") Now with create your taste/tailor make thing they do at mcdonalds it's an option anyway.

What I'm trying to say is no, you're not broken.

Great, now I have to move

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

Great, now I have to move

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoJdb1TLLJQ

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

PCOS Bill posted:

Runny egg yolks are gross.

Now I know why folks don't like you.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

cash crab posted:

Great, now I have to move

You couldn't afford it (not the plane ticket, but the food). Even a lovely fast food meal with fries and drink costs over $10 here
The aussie burger at hungry jack/burger king and the McOz at mcdonalds*, are about $8 ea alone. That's a lot for junk fast food when you can go to a proper burger place for $10, or have a meal at a bar for $15.

*E: just remembered it is a regular burger that mcdonalds sell too, not just a limited thing or tailor created only.

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Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.
Yay, I'm not broken! Well, I am, but not for this reason.

Efexeye posted:

the correct answer is that the whole point of a fried egg is for the yolk to break and mingle with the beef. the yolks on mcd's are hard, ipso fatso, just put a loving hard boiled egg on there and eat it off the floor like an animal

Oh, I am well aware that a proper egg on a burg should be runny, but I'm making do with what I can get. Runny egg, bacon, a good beef patty, seasoned fries to mop up the extra yolk...heavenly.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Fo3 posted:

Every fish and chippy, greasy spoon and burger joint in Australia offers burgers with eggs in them. Even mcdonalds and burgerking/hjs have offered in in short term specials in the old days (E: burgerking/hjs kept it on the menu as "the aussie") Now with create your taste/tailor make thing they do at mcdonalds it's an option anyway.

What I'm trying to say is no, you're not broken.

Could I have one of those with pickled red onion rings on it as well?

Anyway, some solid "would":

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

those difficult knotty feelings are just gonna come back later you know

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Fo3 posted:

You couldn't afford it (not the plane ticket, but the food). Even a lovely fast food meal with fries and drink costs over $10 here
The aussie burger at hungry jack/burger king and the McOz at mcdonalds*, are about $8 ea alone. That's a lot for junk fast food when you can go to a proper burger place for $10, or have a meal at a bar for $15.

*E: just remembered it is a regular burger that mcdonalds sell too, not just a limited thing or tailor created only.

It's not that much different here. :canada:

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Xoidanor posted:

In another reality this is the worlds raddest chocolate cake.

Naw, equivalent exchange: in another reality, it's a chocolate cake that looks exactly like a pepperoni pizza.

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