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Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Stux posted:

please dont pos tfacts to refutue opinnions it isnt fair

let's go ahead and toss some quotes around "facts" here since these are anything but

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DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer

echinopsis posted:

whjat are thse benchies showing? poo poo like how fast the keyboard opens or the lock screen stalls?

browser performance or how fast the same page will load on ios 6.x and 7

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

i have a 4s sittitjng around the shop for thetill and its on 9 and itdoesntlag

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
this conversation is trapped in a circle. anyone who has used newer ios knows that poo poo crashes way more often and basic components like the keyboard take way longer to load. who gives a poo poo if you save 80ms loading a web page

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Amethyst posted:

this conversation is trapped in a circle. anyone who has used newer ios knows that poo poo crashes way more often and basic components like the keyboard take way longer to load. who gives a poo poo if you save 80ms loading a web page

except it dosent

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Stux posted:

except it dosent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4WA4yuB64w

Stux
Nov 17, 2006


didu even watch this becosme lmao

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Stux posted:

didu even watch this becosme lmao

you don't want to risk challenging that brand loyalty, it may make you uncomfortable

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

a beta verisosn of 9 (lol) and the only actual differences a red in turning it on and openingn the phonefor the first time lol

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Stux posted:

a beta verisosn of 9 (lol) and the only actual differences a red in turning it on and openingn the phonefor the first time lol

every single swipe is stuttery on ios9

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Amethyst posted:

every single swipe is stuttery on ios9

the ontl one that's stuttery is the swipe down fork search and it's still avaialable to use within frames of 7. even the multitasker was smooth. and it's on beta. probbably the worst video u couldve picked

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
nope. it's pretty clearly worse.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

allthats video shows is that a 4s is absolutkely usable on 9 and not slower thanolder versions this thread can be closednow

DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer
lol @ using an unreleased beta as comparison by some rando on the net

DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer
if you want to complain about unreleased beta then you should post about ios 7's beta instead

it would randomly heat up your phone so fast even though you've just rebooted, the power drain is like 10~20% an hour for not doing anything and the music app would randomly lockup the phone and cause it to reboot when you try to go to next track

along with a bunch of little thing would cause the phone to respring eg. turning the phone into landscape while in the music app probably due to unfinished coverflow view

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


THERE

ARE

THREE

LIGHGHTS

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

scamtank posted:

THERE

ARE

THREE

LIGHGHTS

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




doesn't suit my needs [ie not randomly rebooting]

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DaNzA posted:

browser performance or how fast the same page will load on ios 6.x and 7

oh poo poo. both are terrible, I browse on my phone only as an absolute last resort

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




:smugmrgw:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




how do I lock a thread on awful.app?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Stux posted:

a beta verisosn of 9 (lol) and the only actual differences a red in turning it on and openingn the phonefor the first time lol

STFU you retard

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

how do I lock a thread on awful.app?

eh load it in a poorly performing browser

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Smythe posted:

STFU you retard

gently caress off

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
you mate should gently caress off

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

echinopsis posted:

you mate should gently caress off

f.uckoff

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
buy a new one it will come with the old OS http://www.amazon.co.uk/Apple-iPhone-4-16GB-Black-white/dp/B003TQ3NCY

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Stux posted:

please dont pos tfacts to refutue opinnions it isnt fair

hmm safari is now 1% faster which means it loads in 99 seconds instead of 100

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Amethyst posted:

every single swipe is stuttery on ios9

its a Linux what do you expect? if you need performance get a winphone

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Shaggar posted:

its a Linux what do you expect? if you need performance get a winphone

how is your winphone, shaggar?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


to downgrade your iOS:

go to the viagra falls bridge

hold phone firmly in pitching hand

hurl that mofo as hard as you can toward the falls

SUCKCESS!!@@!!@! your phone is downgraded

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Endless Mike posted:

how is your winphone, shaggar?

they aren't out yet!

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Shaggar posted:

they aren't out yet!

tbf, i think they were supposed to be, they're just so loving broken even ms won't launch them yet

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Shaggar posted:

hmm safari is now 1% faster which means it loads in 99 seconds instead of 100

lol safari is a milliontitmes faster than android chrome

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
all versions of slowkit suck.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

you mate should gently caress off

agreein with echo penis

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Endless Mike posted:

how is your winphone, shaggar?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I wish te loading screen for iOS apps wasn't the exact same screen as the app only non functional

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Shaggar posted:

they aren't out yet!

uh they've been out for years?

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Stux posted:

gently caress off

:qq:

you're terrible and need to stop posting in this forum

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