Security Fuckup Megathread - v11.4 - who u gonna snitch to pussy bitch fuck u

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Hed: Mar 31, 2004; Fun Shoe

just install DOS on a VM and run MOSLO.EXE

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:14

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 09:58

BangersInMyKnickers: Nov 3, 2004; I have a thing for courageous dongles

Hed posted:

just install DOS on a VM and run MOSLO.EXE

yeah or set the cpu masking to the shittiest option possible and then throttle a single vCPU down to whatever clock you want

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:23

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

Dex posted:

i've seen that exact error with python triggered by oom problems, could be that

ah that would make sense

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:27

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

output on a commodore 64

code:

?SYNTAX  ERROR

can you tell what the argument is about btw

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:42

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

ymgve posted:

can you tell what the argument is about btw

oh. it's just to show that hashes can be generated relatively quickly in contrast to the past. nothing more than that

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:52

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

OSI bean dip posted:

oh. it's just to show that hashes can be generated relatively quickly in contrast to the past. nothing more than that

just look up bitcoin mining stats, that's all they're doing

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:54

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

Khablam posted:

- If the malware is invisible to a "free web tools" / paid AV analysis, why are you looking for it?
- If you have no concept of what it is, how can *any* remedy be sufficient?

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:57

minivanmegafun: Jul 27, 2004

I have a wallstreet in storage but I think I'm too lazy to go get it sorry

# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:09

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

OSI bean dip posted:

oh. it's just to show that hashes can be generated relatively quickly in contrast to the past. nothing more than that

then maybe https://gist.github.com/epixoip/c0b92196a33b902ec5f3 is what you want?

a single GTX980 card does billions of simple hashes per second

and then there's

code:

Hashtype: scrypt
Workload: 128 loops, 8 accel

Speed.GPU.#1.:       12 H/s

# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:10

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

ymgve posted:

then maybe https://gist.github.com/epixoip/c0b92196a33b902ec5f3 is what you want?

a single GTX980 card does billions of simple hashes per second

and then there's
code:
Hashtype: scrypt
Workload: 128 loops, 8 accel

Speed.GPU.#1.:       12 H/s

yeah. i have that already saved

# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:12

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

also to be fair to that kablam dude I think he meant "how are you looking for it?" and didn't actually try to advocate solipsism as a form of antivirus

# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:14

overdesigned: Apr 10, 2003; We are compassion...; Lipstick Apathy

It has to have been posted here before but I found http://plaintextoffenders.com/ today and it's still going strong. Small businesses are bad with security, who would have guessed

# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:39

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

ymgve posted:

also to be fair to that kablam dude I think he meant "how are you looking for it?" and didn't actually try to advocate solipsism as a form of antivirus

i wonder if the people in that thread really believe that running a bunch of random tools will completely clean up all viruses including new ones

# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:50

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

bobbilljim posted:

i wonder if the people in that thread really believe that running a bunch of random tools will completely clean up all viruses including new ones

quote:

you see this anti-virus is the best because...

# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:51

Dex: May 26, 2006; Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

bobbilljim posted:

i wonder if the people in that thread really believe that running a bunch of random tools will completely clean up all viruses including new ones

that is pretty much they're arguing about, including the good line "your argument is 'you didn't check the bootloader'. why didn't you say this ages ago? I do when I think it's warranted"

# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:52

Dex: May 26, 2006; Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

it's me, the guy with a hunch that your computer is all fixed up because my shift ends in five minutes

# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:53

scottch: Oct 18, 2003; "It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor mortis."

overdesigned posted:

It has to have been posted here before but I found http://plaintextoffenders.com/ today and it's still going strong. Small businesses are bad with security, who would have guessed

a big name exploitative, greedy loving textbook publisher does this poo poo when you request a password recovery. not a randomly generated one either, the last password you used. wish it were just small businesses.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:54

Jabor: Jul 16, 2010; #1 Loser at SpaceChem

ymgve posted:

also to be fair to that kablam dude I think he meant "how are you looking for it?" and didn't actually try to advocate solipsism as a form of antivirus

Khablam posted:

I'm asking why, if Bean's magical invisible rootkit not known to any version of a malware scanner exists, he would be looking for it's presence.

Nope, he's doubling-down on wondering why you'd bother get rid of malware that doesn't actually get users asking you to fix it.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 03:13

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

scottch posted:

a big name exploitative, greedy loving textbook publisher

but you repeat yourself

# ? Oct 28, 2015 03:14

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

OSI bean dip posted:

it's a thing

the best way to detect it is using nail polish

also i have my old av back and it's even with the gang tag. i need to start giving these tags away

spoke too soon lmao

# ? Oct 28, 2015 03:45

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

spoke too soon lmao

# ? Oct 28, 2015 03:49

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

i have a latitude x1 (pentium m!) with fedora 16 on it, let me see

e: apparently sitting on a shelf for a few years is too stressful for this power brick

Phone fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Oct 28, 2015

# ? Oct 28, 2015 03:59

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

spoke too soon lmao

# ? Oct 28, 2015 04:15

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

overdesigned posted:

It has to have been posted here before but I found http://plaintextoffenders.com/ today and it's still going strong. Small businesses are bad with security, who would have guessed

the wrestling observer sent me my password unsolicited in plaintext when my subscription expired in case I forgot it and couldn't renew

# ? Oct 28, 2015 05:28

Volmarias: Dec 31, 2002; EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Paging tiny bug child

Volmarias fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Oct 28, 2015

# ? Oct 28, 2015 05:37

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Luigi Thirty posted:

the wrestling observer sent me my password unsolicited in plaintext when my subscription expired in case I forgot it and couldn't renew

it's not like wrestling fans have anything of value protected with a password

# ? Oct 28, 2015 05:43

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Luigi Thirty posted:

the wrestling observer sent me my password unsolicited in plaintext when my subscription expired in case I forgot it and couldn't renew

tiny bug wrestler

# ? Oct 28, 2015 05:56

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Nintendo Kid posted:

it just crashes on python 2.5:

fishmech confirmed for being into monster porn

# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:04

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE: Aug 1, 2004; whoa, what just happened here?; College Slice

ymgve posted:

also to be fair to that kablam dude I think he meant "how are you looking for it?" and didn't actually try to advocate solipsism as a form of antivirus

I do

(Joke about it)

# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:30

Pile Of Garbage: May 28, 2007

Nintendo Kid posted:

it just crashes on python 2.5:

sync your clock jeez

# ? Oct 28, 2015 08:00

Dessert Rose: May 17, 2004; awoken in control of a lucid deep dream...

Nintendo Kid posted:

it just crashes on python 2.5:

im 364 MB HARD DRIVE

# ? Oct 28, 2015 09:24

Westie: May 30, 2013; Baboon Simulator

lol at the instruction set

# ? Oct 28, 2015 09:58

Tankakern: Jul 25, 2007

code:

$ python2 bench.py 
Hash Benchmarking Tool for Python

Total of 14344391 passwords to hash.
Average character length: 9

Running tests...

SHA: 49.4337 second(s)
SHA256: 53.232 second(s)
MD5: 44.1887 second(s)

$ cat /proc/cpuinfo 
processor       : 0
vendor_id       : GenuineIntel
cpu family      : 6
model           : 55
model name      : Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU  N2840  @ 2.16GHz
stepping        : 8
microcode       : 0x829
cpu MHz         : 2570.618
cache size      : 1024 KB
physical id     : 0
siblings        : 2
core id         : 0
cpu cores       : 2
apicid          : 0
initial apicid  : 0
fpu             : yes
fpu_exception   : yes
cpuid level     : 11
wp              : yes
flags           : fpu vme de pse tsc msr pae mce cx8 apic sep mtrr pge mca cmov pat pse36 clflush dts acpi mmx fxsr sse sse2 ss ht tm pbe syscall nx rdtscp lm constant_tsc arch_perfmon pebs bts rep_good nopl xtopology nonstop_tsc aperfmperf pni pclmulqdq dtes64 monitor ds_cpl vmx est tm2 ssse3 cx16 xtpr pdcm sse4_1 sse4_2 movbe popcnt tsc_deadline_timer rdrand lahf_lm 3dnowprefetch ida arat epb dtherm tpr_shadow vnmi flexpriority ept vpid tsc_adjust smep erms
bugs            :
bogomips        : 4326.40
clflush size    : 64
cache_alignment : 64
address sizes   : 36 bits physical, 48 bits virtual
power management:                                                                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
processor       : 1                                                                                                                                                                                               
vendor_id       : GenuineIntel                                                                                                                                                                                    
cpu family      : 6                                                                                                                                                                                               
model           : 55                                                                                                                                                                                              
model name      : Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU  N2840  @ 2.16GHz                                                                                                                                                       
stepping        : 8                                                                                                                                                                                               
microcode       : 0x829                                                                                                                                                                                           
cpu MHz         : 2562.242                                                                                                                                                                                        
cache size      : 1024 KB                                                                                                                                                                                         
physical id     : 0                                                                                                                                                                                               
siblings        : 2                                                                                                                                                                                               
core id         : 1
cpu cores       : 2
apicid          : 2
initial apicid  : 2
fpu             : yes
fpu_exception   : yes
cpuid level     : 11
wp              : yes
flags           : fpu vme de pse tsc msr pae mce cx8 apic sep mtrr pge mca cmov pat pse36 clflush dts acpi mmx fxsr sse sse2 ss ht tm pbe syscall nx rdtscp lm constant_tsc arch_perfmon pebs bts rep_good nopl xtopology nonstop_tsc aperfmperf pni pclmulqdq dtes64 monitor ds_cpl vmx est tm2 ssse3 cx16 xtpr pdcm sse4_1 sse4_2 movbe popcnt tsc_deadline_timer rdrand lahf_lm 3dnowprefetch ida arat epb dtherm tpr_shadow vnmi flexpriority ept vpid tsc_adjust smep erms
bugs            :
bogomips        : 4326.40
clflush size    : 64
cache_alignment : 64
address sizes   : 36 bits physical, 48 bits virtual
power management:

# ? Oct 28, 2015 10:16

Tankakern: Jul 25, 2007

it's on a toshiba chromebook 2 with 4GB RAM, that atom-based celeron is seriously slow.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 10:17

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Luigi Thirty posted:

the wrestling observer sent me my password unsolicited in plaintext when my subscription expired in case I forgot it and couldn't renew

tbf they probably just guessed that your password was "wrestling"

# ? Oct 28, 2015 10:18

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

so is there a beta of Let's Encrypt yet because i got a cert expiring and it'd be nice to save a few bucks.

i know i can use Startcom but ehhhh they smell funny.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 14:43

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

so is there a beta of Let's Encrypt yet because i got a cert expiring and it'd be nice to save a few bucks.

i know i can use Startcom but ehhhh they smell funny.

you could use their thing on github https://github.com/letsencrypt/letsencrypt

# ? Oct 28, 2015 14:46

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

so is there a beta of Let's Encrypt yet because i got a cert expiring and it'd be nice to save a few bucks.

i know i can use Startcom but ehhhh they smell funny.

yeah, you can run their certs, I have a friend that did so. might have to get the script from github as above, but it's supposed to be a really smooth process.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 15:02

fins: May 31, 2011; Floss Finder

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

so is there a beta of Let's Encrypt yet because i got a cert expiring and it'd be nice to save a few bucks.

i know i can use Startcom but ehhhh they smell funny.

I signed up for the beta a while ago, haven't heard anything back from them. Seems to be active at the moment. About 3 weeks out from general availability.

beta signup link here:
https://docs.google.com/a/letsencrypt.org/forms/d/15Ucm4A20y2rf9gySCTXD6yoLG6Tba7AwYgglV7CKHmM

# ? Oct 28, 2015 15:05

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 09:58

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

yeah, looks like you have to sign up. also, the beta certs are only good for 90 days, so that's probably not what you want (though renewing them is apparently super easy)

# ? Oct 28, 2015 15:12

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