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Solice Kirsk posted:Crystals do heal people though. Ever since I've been carrying around this energy crystal that I bought from Sedona, AZ I have not had hand cramps. Basically it works by focusing the life energies from Sedona into the toxins in your hand that cause the cramps. Its all proven and totally works. Buy these crystals guys! Do they work as good as my copper knee brace and my magnetic bracelet? That magnetic bracelet totally saved my sense of balance!
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-Zydeco- posted:2015 Batsu game. For people unfamiliar, five comedians are put in a wierd situation for 24 hours. If they laugh at any point they are punished by various means. Of course everything is designed to get them to laugh. I love these so much.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Crystals do heal people though. Ever since I've been carrying around this energy crystal that I bought from Sedona, AZ I have not had hand cramps. Basically it works by focusing the life energies from Sedona into the toxins in your hand that cause the cramps. Its all proven and totally works. Buy these crystals guys! And if you tape them onto your speakers you'll really hear a improvement in the warmness of your audio.
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Dienes posted:9 times out of 10 the guy has never even discussed it with her before hand, and the public proposal is to urge her to say yes. If you aren't convinced that you and your partner love each other enough that the answer would be anything but "yes" even if you proposed in the middle of squeezing out particularly angry and boisterous shits, you aren't ready to get married. Not that it's a good idea to do that, but it's good to think about it before popping the question. LawfulWaffle has a new favorite as of 23:39 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Do they work as good as my copper knee brace and my magnetic bracelet? That magnetic bracelet totally saved my sense of balance! No, but you know what is Scientifically proven: Pet Rocks and Pogs.
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Anora posted:No, but you know what is Scientifically proven: Pet Rocks and Pogs. I trained my pet rock to be a top tier slammer
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Solice Kirsk posted:Crystals do heal people though. Ever since I've been carrying around this energy crystal that I bought from Sedona, AZ I have not had hand cramps. Basically it works by focusing the life energies from Sedona into the toxins in your hand that cause the cramps. Its all proven and totally works. Buy these crystals guys! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3689737&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=592#post451667129  quote:Hi everyone, Well its been a while but I decided to do a new pic. In this pic I am very sick, and in the ICU at the Hospital with Twilight Sparkle as the doctor. I am recieving Crystal treatment with the crystal solutions through the IV in my hand and the Central line, in my Jugular vien and this is causing my hands to grow very long and large, with large round joints, and long fingers. And as well I have the Catheter and the bag on my bed and I have the EKG leads on my chest and Pulse oximeter on my hand, Which goes to the moniter to show Twilight Sparkle my stuff like blood pressure, Oxygen and stuff. Now, Doctor Twilight sparkle is doing a Endotrachal Intubation on me. She is using the Laryngoscope to open my airways., So that she can put the tube down into my Lungs because I am too sick to breath on my own, And its connected to the Ventilater which delivers Crystal air to heal me, but it also makes my hands grow very large, and although I am unconsious from the Sidation I am still crying a bit because Im scared. Well, I hope you enjoy this new Pic from me.
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Three-Phase posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3689737&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=592#post451667129 Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. 
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Mr. Mambold posted:Tulsa? Stay gold, Ponygirl Here's the followup, since we didn't get to see the dog take her down. http://www.newson6.com/story/30331363/tulsa-men-spot-clients-stolen-car-capture-chase-on-dash-cam Watching the video initially I was like "Huh, Sonic and Ace Hardware, that must be in Oklahoma" then they started calling out street names and running through my friends' neighborhoods and it took me back home for a while. Weird.
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grumplestiltzkin posted:While the banana flavor you're talking about is artificial, the reason it tastes so different from a "real" banana is because it's flavored like a Gros Michel banana, rather than the Cavendish banana that you're used to. Due to a banana plague in the 1950s, the Gros Michel was completely wiped out in the South American and African farms that exported to the US. The plant is apparently still grown in Thailand and exported throughout Asia, so the schadenfruede is that we don't get the better tasting banana here in the US  Just tastes like gasoline to me.
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kizudarake posted:
Sorry bout your broken tastebuds, bro
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grumplestiltzkin posted:Sorry bout your broken tastebuds, bro The artificial banana flavor.
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Aesop Poprock posted:I trained my pet rock to be a top tier slammer So did David.
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The dispute with lemonheads is probably due to there being two different lemonhead candies. There's these, which suck  and there's these, which are delicious  The schadenfreude is on me for eating about 10 of those a day in high school and having layers of flesh in my cheeks slough off due to the acid. Then I did the same thing with warheads.
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So, if I'm seeing correctly, what happens here is she trips over something left in the way by a lazy stagehand when setting up the artificial wall?
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Choco1980 posted:So, if I'm seeing correctly, what happens here is she trips over something left in the way by a lazy stagehand when setting up the artificial wall? It looks like her skates got hung up on the string lights laid out at the bottom of the wall. drat, she finished the routine. Well done!
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Oct 28, 2015 11:10
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Nighthand posted:The dispute with lemonheads is probably due to there being two different lemonhead candies. Scrub. Once when I went to college I found myself within blocks of a Smart & Final, where they sell foodservice items in bulk. I got a flat of Alexander the Grapes (this dates it, they weren't always called _______heads). Like 24 boxes. And ate them all over the course of about a weekend. I wedged each one into the same hollow between my canine teeth to break open the shell and get to the acid, per my usual routine. And by the end of the weekend I had dissolved the top layers of both lower canines. They were useless as teeth until years later when I got orthodontics and happened to need those same teeth extracted to make room anyway. Thank you, thank you.
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Skippy McPants posted:drat, she finished the routine. Well done! Reminds me of an episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway where Ryan Stiles plays a game of party quirks, accidentally smashes his head into the neon light on Drew's desk, and still continues on and finishes in character as if nothing happened. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjc0dfYPvHY
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One of the best moments ever, too. First time I saw it, I nearly choked from laughing so hard.
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You Are A Elf posted:Reminds me of an episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway where Ryan Stiles plays a game of party quirks, accidentally smashes his head into the neon light on Drew's desk, and still continues on and finishes in character as if nothing happened. Gorilla Salad posted:One of the best moments ever, too. One of the few times you see Colin laughing out loud, too. He rarely does more than a smirk.
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Three-Phase posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3689737&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=592#post451667129 EKGs and pulse oximeters don't show blood pressure. 
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Another supposed bully-beat- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0CYpJDcuFs Kid knows how to throw a punch.
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FirstPlayer posted:EKGs and pulse oximeters don't show blood pressure. Look, he's an autistic guy, who, through his art, is self-inserting as his friend/secret unrequited love who has a terminal illness called marfan's syndrome in order for him to better understand what the person is going through. Don't you go criticizing every last little detail, mister. 
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C.M. Kruger posted:And if you tape them onto your speakers you'll really hear a improvement in the warmness of your audio. Just because I personally love audiophile quackery and the schadenfreude of $1200 power strips: http://wathifi.tumblr.com
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LordSaturn posted:Just because I personally love audiophile quackery and the schadenfreude of $1200 power strips: http://wathifi.tumblr.com The thing is, that most of what they say is correct in the sense of electrical interference, shielding, etc. you do get grandees between components due to electromagnetic interference. However, the amount it affects things at that level is so minuscule it's like wiping off your fruit at the grocery store before you weigh it, since the oils from residual fingerprints have a nonzero mass.
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PRADA SLUT posted:The thing is, that most of what they say is correct in the sense of electrical interference, shielding, etc. you do get grandees between components due to electromagnetic interference. What on earth makes you think these people are measuring anything? The whole fun of the thing is seeing them invent terms like "warmth" and "3d imagery" to redefine measurable phenomena in unmeasurable terms. Here, have an article about why the scientific method is too plebeian to accurately measure $500 USB cables: http://audiophilereview.com/audiophile-news/the-case-for-double-blind-tests.html
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The Huffington Post hotlinked a The Oatmeal comic. The Oatmeal author caught on, so for a while HuffPo showed this: 
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I was channel surfing and the History Channel had something about ISIS so I decided to keep watching. Was the beginning of a special with a really interesting intro about ISIS destroying relics and historical sites because of religious fervor and other religious movements that have done the same over history. The tragedy of losing invaluable and irreplaceable information and human heritage forever!  Oh and it's an ancient alien conspiracy to cover up ancient alien conspiracies. 
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BrianBoitano posted:The Huffington Post hotlinked a The Oatmeal comic. The Oatmeal author caught on, so for a while HuffPo showed this: I don't like The Oatmeal but this is the perfect way to handle that.
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Breaking schadenfreude   https://twitter.com/CNNSitRoom/status/659428769237704704 Wasabi the J has a new favorite as of 20:30 on Oct 28, 2015 |
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LordSaturn posted:What on earth makes you think these people are measuring anything? The whole fun of the thing is seeing them invent terms like "warmth" and "3d imagery" to redefine measurable phenomena in unmeasurable terms. Goddamn I loving love audiophiles. Whenever I read stuff like this my brain always tells me it must be a parody.
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BrianBoitano posted:The Huffington Post hotlinked a The Oatmeal comic. The Oatmeal author caught on, so for a while HuffPo showed this: Very recently Wil Wheaton had a blog post go viral about this very thing. Huffington asked him if they could reprint an article he wrote. He asked how much do they pay contributors, and they hemmed and hawwed, explaining they don't, but it's great widespread exposure for his work! He said no. The blog post talks about how the claim of "exposure" is a dirty business attempt and how no matter what you create, you should never let yourself be ripped off like that. In his case, he figured even at industry minimums per word he should be offered $260, which isn't much for a guy like him, but it's still more than zero. HuffPo not exactly making a lot of allies lately.
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Based on those two it sounds like HuffPo is staffed by people who think professionals on the internet are still as gullible and unsure of themselves as they were in 2002.
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