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AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Gridlocked posted:

Depends how deep down the rabbit hole are you willing to go?



I heard those taste like peanut butter

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Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

AnonSpore posted:

I heard those taste like peanut butter

Gonna need a grub burger trip report.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Lizard Wizard posted:

Gonna need a grub burger trip report.

cash crab you know what to do

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

I've put a lot of unpleasant looking things in various orifices, but I have to draw the line at putting live bugs in my mouth.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I used to work in a pet store, and we sold and fed live silkworms to reptiles. Literally the giant beetle larvae that silk was produced from. They had a very specific unpleasant odor that I will never forget.

Last February I was out in the country in Baja California Sur, Mexico, at a mezcal and tequila sampling. One of them was the kind that had the little worm in the bottle. I decided to be brave, and took a shot of it. How bad could it really be? The alcohol should mask any odd flavour in it.

It tasted exactly like silkworms smelled. And the flavour lingered and wouldn't go away. I took a shot of high quality tequila to try and burn it away, then a few chugs of hibiscus juice, then downed a large glass of water. The silkworm taste would not go away. So I ate a large spoonful of hot sauce. That helped somewhat. The people we were sitting with couldn't stop laughing at me, yet decided they didn't want to try it after I explained why it disgusted me so. It was horrid. I had no idea the flavour would stick so badly inside my mouth. Never again.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Jeez. those things look like sex toys. That I would not purchase.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Picnic Princess posted:

I used to work in a pet store, and we sold and fed live silkworms to reptiles. Literally the giant beetle larvae that silk was produced from. They had a very specific unpleasant odor that I will never forget.


Silk is produced by caterpillars (moths), not beetle larvae. The larvae sold as live pet food are usually mealworms (Tenebrio molitor) or superworms (Zophobas morio). They are both in the darkling beetle family Tenebrionidae and produce some really foul smelling excretions.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Lizard Wizard posted:

Gonna need a grub burger trip report.

AFIK you can't actually BUY them. You have to go collecting them and it takes :effort: especially around where I live. Hell I don't even know if you can get them around here; they are found on 2 bushes in the scrub and I have no idea how to identify them.


But yes they taste like almond raw or scrambled eggs cooked. I got to eat one as a kid and it was interesting. I want more now just to try them with a more mature mind set.

cash crab posted:

:smith: nooooooooooo

Honestly it's prob a healthier, tastier meal then half the poo poo posted here.

Gridlocked has a new favorite as of 07:23 on Oct 28, 2015

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Gridlocked posted:

AFIK you can't actually BUY them. You have to go collecting them and it takes :effort: especially around where I live. Hell I don't even know if you can get them around here; they are found on 2 bushes in the scrub and I have no idea how to identify them.


But yes they taste like almond raw or scrambled eggs cooked. I got to eat one as a kid and it was interesting. I want more now just to try them with a more mature mind set.


Honestly it's prob a healthier, tastier meal then half the poo poo posted here.

Yeah, I thought I would contribute and get some, but the effort required to get them and my lack of bush skills prevent me from getting them (actually I think I have to evacuate in a few hours BUSHFIRES! )

One thing I have tried though is Honey Ants:



Putting them in a sandwich was a bad idea though.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Humphreys posted:

Yeah, I thought I would contribute and get some, but the effort required to get them and my lack of bush skills prevent me from getting them (actually I think I have to evacuate in a few hours BUSHFIRES! )

One thing I have tried though is Honey Ants:



Putting them in a sandwich was a bad idea though.

How much food needs to be added before you're unable to feel them popping between your teeth?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Humphreys posted:

Yeah, I thought I would contribute and get some, but the effort required to get them and my lack of bush skills prevent me from getting them (actually I think I have to evacuate in a few hours BUSHFIRES! )

One thing I have tried though is Honey Ants:



Putting them in a sandwich was a bad idea though.

wikipedia posted:

Honeypot ants, also called honey ants, are ants which have specialized workers ("repletes") that are gorged with food by workers to the point that their abdomens swell enormously, a condition called plerergate. Other ants then extract nourishment from them. They function as living larders.
...
Many insects, notably honey bees and some wasps, collect and store liquid for use at a later date. However, these insects store their food within their nest or in combs. Honey ants are unique in using their own bodies as living storage, but they have more function than just storing food. Some store liquids, body fat, and water from insect prey brought to them by worker ants.[citation needed]

They can later serve as a food source for their fellow ants when food is otherwise scarce. When the liquid stored inside a honeypot ant is needed, the worker ants stroke the antennae of the honeypot ant, causing the honeypot ant to regurgitate the stored liquid. In certain places such as the Australian Outback, honeypot ants are eaten by aboriginal people as sweets and are considered a delicacy.
...
These ants can live anywhere in the nest, but in the wild, they are found deep underground, literally imprisoned by their huge abdomens, swollen to the size of grapes. They are so valued in times of little food and water that occasionally raiders from other colonies, knowing of these living storehouses, will attempt to steal these ants because of their high nutritional value and water content.

Holy poo poo, that's horrifying.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I mean it's really not the same thing I'm glad he told us. Well for Americans at least, I think for the uk and Australia it basically is

Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 11:28 on Oct 28, 2015

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Humphreys posted:

Yeah, I thought I would contribute and get some, but the effort required to get them and my lack of bush skills prevent me from getting them (actually I think I have to evacuate in a few hours BUSHFIRES! )

One thing I have tried though is Honey Ants:



Putting them in a sandwich was a bad idea though.

Good luck on not having your family/friends and/or home burnt to a crisp mate.

chitoryu12 posted:

How much food needs to be added before you're unable to feel them popping between your teeth?

You just bite their asses off and eat it.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR
I've eaten a few types of insects at a taster session, although cooked rather than raw. There was this grub looking thing that had the exact taste and texture of generic-brand bacon puffs, it was fantastic. I didn't like the ants with wings because they stuck in your teeth. The mealworms were bland and fiddly because you weren't supposed to eat the mouthparts.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


AnonSpore posted:

I heard those taste like peanut butter
Finally something for people with peanut allergies. You can't have peanut butter, which is delicious, but you can have giant grubs, which taste like it as far as you'll ever know.

Just in time for Halloween. Okay, you lucky kids get a handful of peanut butter cups, and you sickos get a half-size ziplock bag full of bugs.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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darkwasthenight posted:

IThe mealworms were bland and fiddly because you weren't supposed to eat the mouthparts.

Cut em off for me, I'm not your maid!

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

AnonSpore posted:

I heard those taste like peanut butter

Not really peanuts but a nutty flavor. They're pretty drat tasty actually. I liked them at least, and I hate runny egg yolks so I must be a picky eater.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Picnic Princess posted:

I used to work in a pet store, and we sold and fed live silkworms to reptiles. Literally the giant beetle larvae that silk was produced from. They had a very specific unpleasant odor that I will never forget.


Me, too. I lost a few in the carpet once near the back. :3: Then the cat found them.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
My cat is retarded. He sleeps in the litterbox sometimes, and runs away from bugs.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author


this is nice meat
for a clown to purchase
at a deli

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
nooo

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

imagine hating your child enough to send them to school everyday with a slab of that in their lunch bag

arnbiguous
Feb 2, 2014
Gary’s Answer
causes all 3 primary colors of cancer

Dodecalypse
Jun 21, 2012


SKA SUCKS

Aesop Poprock posted:

imagine hating your child enough to send them to school everyday with a slab of that in their lunch bag

I use to have Olive Loaf + American Cheese + Ketchup + Yellow Mustard sandwiches when I was bout 6 or 7 so this isn't that hard to imagine imo

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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"Ugh, mom, stop trying to put lettuce on my sandwiches!"

[opens sandwich to reveal horrifying mayo-slathered clown face]

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Brawnfire posted:

"Ugh, mom, stop trying to put lettuce on my sandwiches!"

[opens sandwich to reveal horrifying mayo-slathered clown face]

Hahaha! Your mom loves you!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


twoday posted:



this is nice meat
for a clown to purchase
at a deli

I am reminded of this

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cash crab posted:

I am reminded of this



Never eaten rabbit actually.

Would like some.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Gridlocked posted:

Never eaten rabbit actually.

Would like some.

It's really good, and incredibly lean. To the point where people who lived off of rabbit meat suffered from malnutrition from not getting enough fats in their diet.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg
Rabbit beer stew with parsnips and turnips...

I'm going to the butcher tomorrow.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
...I don't like the way this conversation is heading now.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005


from the same kitchen that brought you 'are you sure that isn't a poo poo on a plate' and 'chunks in a pile'!




e: forgot to add one

uranium grass has a new favorite as of 02:13 on Oct 29, 2015

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


subpar anachronism posted:


from the same kitchen that brought you 'are you sure that isn't a poo poo on a plate' and 'chunks in a pile'!



loving lord

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Gridlocked posted:

Never eaten rabbit actually.

Would like some.

I've only had rabbit once, difficult for me to get over since I used to have a pet rabbit. It was okay, much preferred the duck Ruben I was having. ("Duck season! Rabbit season!")

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE
Has this been posted on this page yet?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


ulmont posted:

Has this been posted on this page yet?



My first thought was "cheesy pods"

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Kakairo posted:

I've only had rabbit once, difficult for me to get over since I used to have a pet rabbit. It was okay, much preferred the duck Ruben I was having. ("Duck season! Rabbit season!")

I love rabbit, even though I had a pet rabbit for 8 years. I used to tell her to consider it a warning when
I cooked it.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

cash crab posted:

My first thought was "cheesy pods"

Close. pear, cottage cheese and/or mayo as desired, shredded cheese.

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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Kakairo posted:

difficult for me to get over since I used to have a pet rabbit

This is pretty much the entire reason why you can't get rabbit meat anywhere. Recently Whole Foods actually got boycotts for carrying rabbit meat, because even though it's good for you and way more sustainable that pretty much any other kind of livestock out there bunnies are cute.

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