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mind the walrus posted:2 pieces of straight racism and 1 piece of borderline racism repurposed from a 13 year-old Chapelle's Show. We're technically making progress. Wait which one is from Chapelle's Show? And I see four racist ones. Fat Asian baby, "wing wing wing", Kevin hart/chicken and "greedy Jew gesture" child. And yes that screen cap is pretty depressing. That's what passes for comedy these days.  Content: gently caress you Google. 
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Oct 29, 2015 00:48
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Ugato posted:gently caress you Google.
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Oct 29, 2015 01:11
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Ugato posted:Wait which one is from Chapelle's Show? The Stevie Wonder "blind but not black" joke. Granted it might have also been a joke applied to Wonder back in the 70s but my point stands that it's old af.
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Dick Trauma posted:Says the monster... "Monster??" You racist. I can't help the four different places I was born in anymore than I can help that my body is covered in stitches. The term is Flesh-Golem American. And another thing, for a guy named "Dick Trauma", you sure are pretty blase about someone you think has "Monster strength" punching you in that region...
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Oct 29, 2015 01:18
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mind the walrus posted:The Stevie Wonder "blind but not black" joke. Granted it might have also been a joke applied to Wonder back in the 70s but my point stands that it's old af. Nah that's definitely a Chapelle's Show joke. Somehow I missed it entirely. The drat bear. Fine, I give up google. You win. 
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sticklefifer posted:I enjoy this. It's dumb as gently caress but I enjoy it. We all secretly like dumb puns and dad jokes, and threatening each other with severe bodily injury for them.
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Oct 29, 2015 03:16
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How long did this take to get to reddit's front page?
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Oct 29, 2015 03:28
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Pretty sure taking this guy up on his offer will result in a 100% chance of jizz in the gnocchi.
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Oct 29, 2015 03:32
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mind the walrus posted:The Stevie Wonder "blind but not black" joke. Granted it might have also been a joke applied to Wonder back in the 70s but my point stands that it's old af. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK1Pjgix79k stubblyhead posted:Pretty sure taking this guy up on his offer will result in a 100% chance of jizz in the gnocchi. You thought I was going to say crabs, didn't you?
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Oct 29, 2015 03:34
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No poo poo, if my son made that effort slide show, he'd get thhe loving game. He'd also get told to source his facts.
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Oct 29, 2015 04:43
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I'd buy the kid the game, and tell him he has to write at least 1 page of real constructive thoughts on the matter for every hour of play.
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Oct 29, 2015 04:46
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mind the walrus posted:I'd buy the kid the game, and tell him he has to write at least 1 page of real constructive thoughts on the matter for every hour of play. Nah just assign him research essays on various things related to the game and tell him he only gets the game if he does well on all of them. Human trafficking, the War On Drugs, organized crime, whatever you can come up with until he gives up.
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Oct 29, 2015 04:48
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I wouldn't even want him to give up I think it'd be a nice way to help limit his playtime. If he wants to 100% that fucker he better be ready to write his dissertation alongside it.
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Oct 29, 2015 05:24
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Soulex posted:A Pug Plug? butt pug
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Oct 29, 2015 05:27
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Soulex posted:No poo poo, if my son made that effort slide show, he'd get thhe loving game. When I was 10 I made a hefty PowerPoint presentation for my mom about why we shouldn't go stay at her friend's cabin for the fourth of July. My argument was pretty simple: we lived in a firework friendly county surrounded by Indian reservations packed with the good stuff. The cabin was in a strict no-fireworks area with no reservations for hours. The chance to handle explosives was the only reason i really liked the holiday, but it was such a great reason that the 4th was and is my favorite week (go hard or go home) of the year. I argued my case passionately. There were images, sounds, and the sickest of transition effects. We went to the cabin. On the other hand my mom still calls the idea "awesome" and remembers the presentation better than I do, so it made an impression.
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Oct 29, 2015 05:47
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I made a PowerPoint for my dad to let me buy GTA3. He told me to send it to his work email. He never looked at it
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Oct 29, 2015 06:23
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I had a short-lived gig teaching grad students in research disciplines how to design slide decks that communicated well and wouldn't put people to sleep when I was in grad school for interaction design, and that kid's Powerpoint is probably more visually interesting than 90% of my students' were. 
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Oct 29, 2015 07:25
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Oh god, I've had nightmares about this
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Oct 29, 2015 07:42
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Game or no game I want to beat the hell out of that kid.
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Oct 29, 2015 08:13
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Picnic Princess posted:Oh god, I've had nightmares about this Me too, who puts the toilet paper that far forward compared to the toilet? SERIOUSLY!
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Oct 29, 2015 08:17
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Even if this is one of those photos taken before installing the stalls it is still baffling. All those people would still hear anyone in the stall. Okay, maybe it's not a meeting room with an inexplicable bathroom stall, but a very large bathroom with a bunch of chairs being stored in it. But who has a bathroom that big?
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Oct 29, 2015 08:37
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Angela Christine posted:Even if this is one of those photos taken before installing the stalls it is still baffling. All those people would still hear anyone in the stall. Okay, maybe it's not a meeting room with an inexplicable bathroom stall, but a very large bathroom with a bunch of chairs being stored in it. But who has a bathroom that big? And with a window in the door.
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Oct 29, 2015 08:43
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Ladies and gents, thank you for coming to this rear end-wiping seminar. If you'd just take your seats, we can get started shortly.
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Oct 29, 2015 14:17
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Is that Chris Christie's toilet room I've been hearing about
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Oct 29, 2015 14:25
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Angela Christine posted:Even if this is one of those photos taken before installing the stalls it is still baffling. All those people would still hear anyone in the stall. Okay, maybe it's not a meeting room with an inexplicable bathroom stall, but a very large bathroom with a bunch of chairs being stored in it. But who has a bathroom that big? He graph on the wall is what made me cackle. Are theyneasuring production there or something?
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Oct 29, 2015 15:51
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Dr. Phildo posted:Game or no game I want to beat the hell out of that kid. You want to beat the hell out of a 13 year old kid for making a PowerPoint. Seek help.
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Oct 29, 2015 16:14
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Vic Boss posted:You want to beat the hell out of a 13 year old kid for making a PowerPoint. The real author lied about it to get internet points on imgur.
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A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-crapping. Always be crapping! Always be crapping!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, dookie, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's gently caress or walk. You crap or you poo poo some bricks! Dookie-- have you made your decision for CRAP?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin' in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk on the lot unless he wants to go to the bathroom. making GBS threads in there, waiting for you to leave the room! Are you gonna stay there? Are you man enough to stay there? (to Dr. Phildo) What's the problem pal? You. Dr. Phildo.
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Oct 29, 2015 16:31
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Vic Boss posted:You want to beat the hell out of a 13 year old kid for making a PowerPoint. Not sure about beating but I'd sure as hell steal his lunch money. I guess this is what happens when nerds or geeks manage to stop LARPing long enough to procreate.
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Oct 29, 2015 16:34
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Get the kid to write a comparison of all the bad and illegal stuff you do in GTA with real life and what the consequences are for each. Then ask him what is better, meth or weed smoke less weed, more meth. You get stuff done
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Oct 29, 2015 16:54
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Limbo 2 looks cool.
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monkeytennis posted:Not sure about beating but I'd sure as hell steal his lunch money. I guess this is what happens when nerds or geeks manage to stop LARPing long enough to procreate.
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:nerd you aren't Plus, who actually stops to procreate? Just write the spawn into your character backstory and keep on trucking, newb.
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