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Darkman Fanpage posted:
Meh, can't be that ba- Zeroisanumber posted:gently caress plot, I guess. Oh dear God why  It's a rape plot, it's a straight up rape plot.
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Don't look at the new DbD. It's bad.
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 SPERMJACKING IN PROGRESS. ALL UNITS, HIGH ALERT! SPERMJACKING IN PROGRESS!
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Oct 29, 2015 03:38
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DbD died and went to hell
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Oct 29, 2015 03:40
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Shugojin posted:DbD died and went to hell I would say "DbD died and we went to hell" but we're posting in the Polititoons thread and many of us have been doing so for years, so we're clearly already here, and we deserve to be.
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Oct 29, 2015 03:44
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Wait so who's even raping whom in this context? She thinks she's raping him because she thinks he doesn't know she's not his wife but he does know and thinks she doesn't know he doesn't know 
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Oct 29, 2015 03:45
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WarpedNaba posted:Why is the teacher worth a quarter of the blame? They aren't paid enough for that poo poo. I don't know the student's exact behavior in this situation though,
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Oct 29, 2015 03:47
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Shugojin posted:DbD died and went to hell Sir we have never left hell.
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Oct 29, 2015 03:47
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I'm not sure why the gently caress he decided to put out two strips with the fuckbarn burning, but finally the conception of the Antized is upon us 
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chairface posted:Wait so who's even raping whom in this context? She thinks she's raping him because she thinks he doesn't know she's not his wife but he does know and thinks she doesn't know he doesn't know This is not a hard question. If one of the parties doesn't consent, then its rape. In this case Sam is the victim.
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Oct 29, 2015 04:11
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Latuff is referring to this story. A DoD blimp used for missile detection came free of its mooring today. A thing happened. also dbd what the gently caress
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Oct 29, 2015 04:12
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Mordiceius posted:
I love that this is a thing real life people are worried about
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Oct 29, 2015 04:15
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Zeroisanumber posted:gently caress plot, I guess.
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Oct 29, 2015 04:23
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Oh my god it's like DBD is trying to do a Breaking Bad esque season finale
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Oct 29, 2015 04:23
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WarpedNaba posted:Why is the teacher worth a quarter of the blame? They aren't paid enough for that poo poo. Bell actually responds to comments on Gocomics, so... 
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Oct 29, 2015 04:23
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Here's a legit good cartoon:
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Oct 29, 2015 04:24
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Saint Sputnik posted:Did JD Frazer do the art at the beginning I admit that I'm biased because most of my family is illegal immigrants but what's the joke even supposed to be there? I almost can't even be offended because there's no loving joke in that cartoon.
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Oct 29, 2015 04:42
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FIRST TIME posted:I admit that I'm biased because most of my family is illegal immigrants but what's the joke even supposed to be there? I almost can't even be offended because there's no loving joke in that cartoon.
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Oct 29, 2015 04:50
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FIRST TIME posted:I admit that I'm biased because most of my family is illegal immigrants but what's the joke even supposed to be there? I almost can't even be offended because there's no loving joke in that cartoon. The point is: You should be afraid of illegal immigrants. They are literally monsters, like zombies. Also they jump fences.
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Oct 29, 2015 04:51
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Prism posted:The point is: You should be afraid of illegal immigrants. They are literally monsters, like zombies. Which makes them more threatening than zombies.
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Oct 29, 2015 04:53
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This meme is still trucking EDIT: Here, have some Bonus Brancos from earlier this week  Weird how suddenly lambasting someone for failing to prevent a planned attack is no longer treasonous and unpatriotic. 
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Oct 29, 2015 04:59
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Zeroisanumber posted:gently caress plot, I guess. Okay, so he really is going with the parallel "Fuckbarn is destroyed while Zed gets spermjacked" storylines here. So now we can expect the dual anti-climaxes will take that much longer to arrive.
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Oct 29, 2015 05:08
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FIRST TIME posted:I admit that I'm biased because most of my family is illegal immigrants but what's the joke even supposed to be there? I almost can't even be offended because there's no loving joke in that cartoon. What the cartoon doesn't show is that the queue to get in the gate is about 4 million people long and if he lines up properly to get in the "right" way he'll literally be dust before he gets in to get his candy.
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Oct 29, 2015 05:08
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e_angst posted:Okay, so he really is going with the parallel "Fuckbarn is destroyed while Zed gets spermjacked" storylines here. So now we can expect the dual anti-climaxes will take that much longer to arrive. "And now is the time that I, your wife, have sex with you, my loving husband. Yes, it's just me, your wife, so nothing to be suspicious about. Just making love to my husband as a loving wife should do. Oh and umm... Political reference."
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Oct 29, 2015 05:13
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beepsandboops posted:Reminder that the candidate who did the worst was the only one the Obama campaign thought was an actual threat: Huntsman was actually pretty cool to listen to. Why isn't he running this time?
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Oct 29, 2015 05:20
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Was the fuckbarn part of the Argentinian embassy or not? I can't keep track and I'm not going to go through his site to find out.
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Oct 29, 2015 05:36
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No rest -OOF- for the wicked. MGS:V getting really creepy in the sexual undertones, moreso than subservient plant-based sniper Waifu in totally practical bikini armor that wash you in her own prison cell. Post 9-11 User fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Oct 29, 2015 |
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Oct 29, 2015 05:44
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Post 9-11 User posted:A missile with a glans and testicles: As other people have mentioned, a thing happened, but you really should look at pictures of that blimp, because it pretty much looks exactly like that cartoon. No, really, that ball sac thing is part of the blimp (and is a radar thing, I guess). Seriously, go look at pictures of JLENS, that's a pretty accurate cartoon.
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Oct 29, 2015 05:49
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Okay, wait, wait: People actually expected this? Like, this whole spermjack gag has been foreshadowed? The sister of Zed's wife, who has a child with his Black Friend, has somehow behaved in a way which communicates to the savvy reader that she longs for an Even Realer Man, so badly that, as far as I can tell, she was in a car racing to the hospital in her nighty as soon she heard the word "concussion"?
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Oct 29, 2015 05:51
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Doc Hawkins posted:Okay, wait, wait: Also the sister has already spermjacked blowjob russian. She craves...MORE.
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Oct 29, 2015 05:55
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Doc Hawkins posted:Okay, wait, wait: No, even by Day by Day standards this makes no sense. Zed and Skye hate each other; up until now their relationship has been like how Homer Simpson acts towards Patty and Selma. Nothing has indicated that she would in any way want to rape a brain damaged 50 something year old man who's married to her sister. I guess Muir just wanted everyone to know he thinks liberal women are evil sluts?
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Rorus Raz posted:This meme is still trucking How old does this guy think Hillary is.
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Oct 29, 2015 06:18
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Didn't somebody make a dbd family tree for this exact problem of similar-looking well-endowed women spouting identical right-wing blog quotes? Someone post that and add a dashed line for "spermjacked" between Muir's self-insert and the strawliberal sister
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Oct 29, 2015 07:06
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Maybe I missed a comic, but wasn't Zed JUST getting a blowjob from waifu in the hospital, while the doctor and waifu-clone-nurse stood awkwardly outside the door? Now the sister is just there, and is also going to have sex with Zed? Presumably without waifu knowing?
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Oct 29, 2015 07:13
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It's probably just a dream or something stupid anyway, that's the kind of lame copout he'd do
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If Muir wasn't such a shitshow he should've had head-trauma Zed wake up and find himself in a crazy liberal nightmare world and teaming up with Cruz and whatever other guy hasn't yet been excommunicated from the Tea Party to fight for freedom. And then just when he's about to die, he'd wake up in the hospital and it turns out that thanks to Obamacare they'd been trying to pull the plug but Waifu gamely held them off using Argentinian money. Except I guess he already thinks he lives in the crazy liberal nightmare world, doesn't he? It's hosed up that they're burning down the Fuckbarn already; in other hands you could probably get a decent gag-a-day/political comic going with some wacky characters who own a resort where public figures come to stay.
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