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If we haven't eaten him yet let's bring The Zybourne Croc . Also, I vote we skip the life support and AI core and wander aimlessly into the total darkness until we find something worse to break. Pretty sure that's how we get the really weird AI that someone else mentioned earlier.
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Bring the Robot, Mois, and the Archbishop Skink/the one with 6 Crapulence.
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Oct 28, 2015 02:56
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the_steve posted:Bring the Robot, Mois, and the Archbishop Skink/the one with 6 Crapulence. This but bring a Bijou instead of the Skink.
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Oct 28, 2015 03:04
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yeah i want to bring a bijou too
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Oct 28, 2015 03:39
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spectres of autism posted:yeah i want to bring a bijou too I think they count as 2 crew on away missions, but I'm not sure if that counts since we have four VR headsets.
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Oct 28, 2015 04:19
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Robot, Mois and a Bijou. Go to the nearest black block.
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Oct 28, 2015 04:38
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the_steve posted:Bring the Robot, Mois, and the one with 6 Crapulence. This. I'd say we should head for the AI core. SuGaBa can't harm us, so the life support should be safe for now.
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Oct 28, 2015 05:07
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Whoever we take head straight for life support because our bodies still need to breathe
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Oct 28, 2015 05:07
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Conversely, we don't want to spend a whole lot of time in here, because one of our treacherous ingrate crewmembers might try to unplug us and become the new captain. And we're digital, so I don't think we'll get any looting done. We need to get in, get SuGaBa to straighten the gently caress up, and get out.
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Oct 28, 2015 05:13
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the_steve posted:one of our treacherous ingrate crewmembers might try to unplug us Well, WE need to breathe....
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Oct 28, 2015 05:15
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the_steve posted:Bring the Robot, Mois, and the Archbishop Skink/the one with 6 Crapulence. Sounds good.
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Oct 28, 2015 08:58
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If we can bring the Bijou without losing a slot, I suggest we bring him. Otherwise bring the most crapulent guy. I say we make for the life support module and collect another bad end, then go back and make for the AI core.
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Oct 28, 2015 13:03
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Applewhite posted:If we can bring the Bijou without losing a slot, I suggest we bring him. Otherwise bring the most crapulent guy. Makes sense
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Oct 28, 2015 15:07
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We're taking the robot and Mois, and there's a small majority in favour of taking a Bjiou along. Humuhumuwhatever is a close second here. Life support is ahead for destination but nearest black block, AI core and wandering aimlessly are also possibilities. I'll check back in a bit for a final count then post the update after that.
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Oct 28, 2015 18:19
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Head for the AI core, and bring along sixcrap croc
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Oct 28, 2015 18:39
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Applewhite posted:Life Support
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Oct 28, 2015 19:47
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Oct 28, 2015 21:00
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Life support and take a Bijou if we can without losing a place on the team.
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Oct 28, 2015 21:32
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Peebla posted:Life support and take a Bijou if we can without losing a place on the team. Check the errata in the third to last page. Late Two Fisted Fantasy crammed a whole bunch of these in after the main book gets printed and a few screwy rules get noticed. It's cheaper than a full reprint.
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Oct 28, 2015 21:44
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Two-Fisted Fantasies can be a bit fussy but the standing rule is that in case of doubt do whatever you'd prefer. Strictly speaking the Bijou takes 2 places but given the context it would make sense that they only take one.
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Update: Yesterday's completed page:  The captain is required for this mission. We're also taking Mois T'Owlet, Spudbot and a Bijou Guard. For reference here are their cards:    It's almost as though we don't trust our fellow Caimen to do a good job with this. We head for the life support on page 83:  Here the game dumps another dick move on us. Combat in VR, sensibly enough I guess, isn't a matter of actual violence and shooting but rather a matter of starship system skills. We don't get to use our upgrades (so no crew weapons or chompers). Under these condtions Mois is pretty good, the Captain and the robot are sort of OK, the slaves are naturally garbage (I rolled 4 for ours, giving the average score of 4). We're slightly outnumbered by a weaker foe but luckily we've picked a team where everyone has 2 FISTS. This is a shooting battle. It lasts two rounds and the only one to bite it is the slave. Although a Bijou could survive two wounds, wounded slaves and redshirts don't roll on the wound table or get medical care. They're dead meat. We have one Bijou guard left over (who isn't on this mission with us). The captain used 12 energy in the fight as well. With that dealt with me move on to 7:  SuGaBA's freakout didn't hurt anyone this time but he's getting cranky and knows we're here. What is the next move? Starship manifest: 
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Oct 29, 2015 02:58
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I have no mouth but I must SCREAM INCOHERENTLY
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Oct 29, 2015 04:11
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Summon a set of Light Tricycles and race to the
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Oct 29, 2015 04:25
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Deliver a copyright friendly version of the "I have no mouth and I must scream" hate speech to SuGaBA. You know, put it off balance like when a dude initiates a breakup with a girl he knows is about to dump him.
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Oct 29, 2015 04:26
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use> logical paradox
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Oct 29, 2015 04:55
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Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for caimans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
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Oct 29, 2015 05:34
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Find the emergency backup protocol labeled SuKuPa.
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Oct 29, 2015 06:14
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the_steve posted:Find the emergency backup protocol labeled SuKuPa.
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Oct 29, 2015 06:25
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Perform the dance of "Ha ha, you suck". Rub it in a bit.
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Oct 29, 2015 06:25
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Man I can't believe we ate Five Aces when we still have Plover fermenting under our log 
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Oct 29, 2015 07:12
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Run a cryptocurrency miner, see if the increased processing load hurts SuGaBa.
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Oct 29, 2015 11:02
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If only we had another artificial intelligence more predisposed to us that could take over SuGaBa's duties somehow...
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Oct 29, 2015 11:30
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Poland Spring posted:If only we had another artificial intelligence more predisposed to us that could take over SuGaBa's duties somehow... I was thinking the same thing, like the ending of Beneath a Steel Sky.
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Poland Spring posted:If only we had another artificial intelligence more predisposed to us that could take over SuGaBa's duties somehow... So the situation had DEVOlved to this. Inform the bot we can't get enough satisfaction with the current AI. By popular demand fucked around with this message at 12:29 on Oct 29, 2015 |
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Oct 29, 2015 12:23
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Tell you what, if that's what we do, our cruise is gonna be a lot more musical from there on out. From the Caiman perspective, the cure might be worse than the disease.
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Oct 29, 2015 12:57
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It's just going to be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmBawBVBRLw from here on out
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Oct 29, 2015 13:00
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Gilganixon posted:It's just going to be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmBawBVBRLw from here on out This owns, didn't know it existed.
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Oct 29, 2015 13:41
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Spudfinder, you're up. Have our robochum seduce the rogue AI with the power of new wave.
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Gilganixon posted:It's just going to be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmBawBVBRLw from here on out oh god I think crapulence will go up and sanity down.
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