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Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
I cannot await the next entirely correct Stymie apple prediction

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cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

mishaq posted:

stfu, chip and signature is fine

yea its good cause its such a pain in the rear end that apple pay is gonna win by a mile on convenience and thats all that matters

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Stux posted:

dear timm... hwy the gently caress does ios now auto capitallise the letter x by itself?? ur ruining my texts. namaste.

ios keyboard is trash made by idiots. ios4 was the last version where it worked properly

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

cremnob posted:

yea its good cause its such a pain in the rear end that apple pay is gonna win by a mile on convenience and thats all that matters

apple pay wouldn't and can't exist if chips didnt exist cremnob...its just an implementation of the emv contactless standard :coolspot:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Fabricated posted:

I cannot await the next entirely correct Stymie apple prediction

stymie is tim

rearrange stymie? and you get tim? yes

inarguable

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Blue Train posted:

stymie is tim

rearrange stymie? and you get tim? yes

inarguable

that's why he refuses to post any evidence of the 4s running iOS 5, it doesn't exist

he really is timb

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
could also be why i decline to provide any personal information to doxxers

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

mishaq posted:

apple pay wouldn't and can't exist if chips didnt exist cremnob...its just an implementation of the emv contactless standard :coolspot:

hmm i dont think this is relevant to what i said

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-10-28/samsung-misses-estimates-as-new-phones-fail-to-revive-growth

sarnsung continues its transition into apple's chip bitch

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
I like 2 eat chips

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

qirex posted:

even an old one is still really good at that stuff

yep

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



El_Elegante posted:

I like 2 eat chips

same

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
post itt if you rmember the original apple maps icon

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

bobbilljim posted:

post itt if you rmember the original apple maps icon


thats the location of the current apple campus

the new icon is the location of the big ufo theyre building

Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!

Shaggar posted:

ios keyboard is trash made by idiots. ios4 was the last version where it worked properly

keyboakrd owns just wish it would stop cpalitalising my kisses. that's my choice to make

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

the apple tv reviews are out

http://www.theverge.com/2015/10/28/9631652/apple-tv-2015-walt-mossberg-review

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

FMguru posted:

thats the location of the current apple campus

the new icon is the location of the big ufo theyre building

there's something else about that av. something special

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

steve wozniak is an irrelevant bozo

https://medium.com/@pabischoff/steve-wozniak-walking-billboard-b51fcfaaaf4f#.wbsbf6jw3

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
actually he's relevant, you just wish he wasnt

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
lol shame I missed the chip and pin conversation did the American who has to cancel all his cards every six months because of fraud post yet

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

zen death robot posted:

you can't use apple pay at bars, restaurants or most retail places

this is becoming less and less true

i can use it at the vending machines on campus if I wanted

Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!

zen death robot posted:

you can't use apple pay at bars, restaurants or most retail places

hell I took my dog to the vet a few days ago and they had a chip/pin machine without contactless

this sisnt true in the developeed world

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

lol shame I missed the chip and pin conversation did the American who has to cancel all his cards every six months because of fraud post yet

oh, you mean every single american

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Linguica posted:

This is custom-fitting pieces together

*shotgun blast* This is using modern interchangeable parts

AND THIS... IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND...

ungggghhhh. this makes me want a macbook 12" even more.

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

zen death robot posted:

you can't use apple pay at bars, restaurants or most retail places

hell I took my dog to the vet a few days ago and they had a chip/pin machine without contactless

i'd say that contactless is available more often than not around these parts.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Pissflaps posted:

lol shame I missed the chip and pin conversation did the American who has to cancel all his cards every six months because of fraud post yet

this year more people are accepting the chips are good, we're making progress

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

ya we use some fusion IO at work and I remember when they announced he was gonna be chief scientist

shoulda shorted then

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



zen death robot posted:

yeah the vending machines at work and grocery stores around me use it but hell I went to petsmart to pick up something last night and their machine was capable of both chip and contactless but they left that poo poo turned off for some reason

ive yet to see a restaurant use contactless, unless it was a fast food place like McDonald's

contactless is pointless

the only places that do the card insertion that i've been to are target and walmart. most businesses don't give a poo poo and we are probably like 18-24 months from seeing super noticeable differences in how many places use it.

apple pay's problem is that they need to start getting people to put stickers on the entrance doors alongside the other payment networks that they accept, or like the square ones.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Athletic Footjob posted:

oh, you mean every single american

i've only ever had to replace like one card due to fraud. the mag strips tend to wear out before they actually expire

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

I forgot there's a yospos guy whose gimmick is chip and pin cards

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

this is all true and woz is a has been that hasn't had a meaningful role in technology in two decades, he's just a bored rich nerd with bad ideas

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



The Management posted:

this is all true and woz is a has been that hasn't had a meaningful role in technology in two decades, he's just a bored rich nerd with bad ideas

his twitter is astoundingly boring

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

hey apple fuckers. my 5s exploded. do i get a 16 gig 6s or a 64 gig 6.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

oh my god is this thread talking about chip and pin now???

Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!

As a Millennial I posted:

hey apple fuckers. my 5s exploded. do i get a 16 gig 6s or a 64 gig 6.

6s

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

why.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

need a response urgently, i can't poop until i buy this phone.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
the 64 gig 6s has a pheromonal laxative feature

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



64 gb 6s

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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
64gb 6s plus

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