Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

a shameful boehner posted:

Is there a floor-chart making company based in D.C.?

Seems like a yooge business opportunity, if not true.

There's a Congressional print shop. Also, a barber shop!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


also lol at R. Heinie Hold Priebus

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Bob Ojeda posted:

Shut up, you loving coward. You don't even want anyone to know you're supporting Trump.

Yeah, honestly. What a loving little cuckold.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Oh, the stories those print shop employees could tell. :allears:

"Uncharted: The True Stories of a Congressional Print Shop Worker"

subtitle:

"With Charts!"

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jan 22, 2016

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
I thought Joe said yesterday Rand would only have an hour to speak? He's not actually filibustering anything, he's just using allotted time, right?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

a shameful boehner posted:

Oh, the stories those print shop employees could tell. :allears:

"Uncharted: The True Stories of a Congressional Print Shop Worker"

subtitle:

"With Charts!"

The Floor Charts tumblr is often fun.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jan 22, 2016

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Brrrring Brrrriiing~!

Call out, you aren't a true conservative

You have zero messages

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mr Jaunts posted:

I thought Joe said yesterday Rand would only have an hour to speak? He's not actually filibustering anything, he's just using allotted time, right?

I did not say that.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Joementum posted:

Strong floor chart game.



He has the energy to filibuster all night long, but not not to call his own presidential campaign 'dumbass'. The man is an enigma

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Oct 29, 2015

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

There's a Congressional print shop. Also, a barber shop!

Sounds like GUBBMINT destroying the free market to me

Kalman
Jan 17, 2010

Joementum posted:

There's a Congressional print shop. Also, a barber shop!

Pretty decent barber shop. Open to the public as well, I think.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Lastgirl posted:

Reinhold is a good name, like Judge Reinhold or w/e

but Rheinhold is not, get that poo poo out of my face

Reinhold Priebus is almost certainly the name of a boss from Dark Souls

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

goddamn you weren't kidding

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Kalman posted:

Pretty decent barber shop. Open to the public as well, I think.

Not that you'd know it from Rand Paul.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:

Joementum posted:

I did not say that.

Let's let Politifact decide what you said. I'm tired of these establishment posters taking this thread for granted.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

I did not say that.

Oops, sorry Joe :doh:

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

Not that you'd know it from Rand Paul.

:wow:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



whydirt posted:

Let's let Politifact decide what you said. I'm tired of these establishment posters taking this thread for granted.

Joementum posted:

A few pages ago, I told the Something Awful goons that Rand would have only an hour to speak. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

whydirt posted:

Let's let Politifact decide what you said. I'm tired of these establishment posters taking this thread for granted.

While literally no evidence exists that Joementum said what he is alleged to have said, we cannot discount the possibility that a parallel reality version of him has said those exact things.

OUR RULING: HALF-TRUE

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Rocks posted:



:rip:

<insert Terry Schiavo joke here>
Goodbye Jeb!, please forget to write!:byewhore:

I really do have to applaud Trump for completely destroying the campaign of the guy who was supposed to be inevitable.

And remember, if you ever start feeling pity for Jeb! just remember one single word: Iraq.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

When Walker dropped out, the doofus target settled onto Jeb!.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
While I didn't say Rand would only have an hour to talk, it is true that Rand will only have an hour to talk, starting at midnight tonight. He can talk as long as he wants until then. This is why the vote is expected at 1 or 2am, depending on if Cruz or Lee want to give Rand some extra time or tag-team with him after midnight.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Jeb!'s campaign is like Terry Schiavo. It's brain dead, on artificial life support, but he just won't let it die until he's forced to.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Of course, if it were, Jeb! would still keep it going indefinitely.

Heteroy
Mar 13, 2004

:fork::fork::fork:
Yam Slacker

Xenophon posted:

goddamn you weren't kidding



My representative!

She's the only person I can think of that managed to make something embarrassing disappear from the Internet somehow.

Several years back, in studio on a local morning zoo radio show, she danced on a stripper pole.

She was surprisingly into it. :shudder:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



During the Guam Republican caucuses of 2012, no one at all voted for Rick Santorum, even though he sent his daughter to campaign there. That's super sad.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Rocks posted:



:rip:

<insert Terry Schiavo joke here>

There is a German idiom that fits the photo, especially the background.

"The impacts are getting closer."

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
It seems like Trump absolutely refused to engage Marco Rubio in any way last night. I'm wondering if Trump's main focus is still to get Jeb! to drop out.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jan 22, 2016

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Mitt Romney posted:

It seems like Trump absolutely refused to engage Marco Rubio in any way last night. I'm wondering if Trump's main focus is still to get Jeb! to drop out.

It would be hilarious if Jeb! dropped out, and Trump went "welp, my work here is done" and dropped out too.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
I just want to know how many towels Jeb! stole from the Trump hotel that brought all this on.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jan 22, 2016

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

I think Jeb! just needs to spend $900 million more on ads and consultants,

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Heteroy posted:

My representative!

She's the only person I can think of that managed to make something embarrassing disappear from the Internet somehow.

Several years back, in studio on a local morning zoo radio show, she danced on a stripper pole.

She was surprisingly into it. :shudder:

quote:

Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (FL): Cuban-American Congresswoman whose claim to fame is hanging up on both Rahm Emanuel and Barack Obama— twice— because she mistook them for Enrique Santos and Joe Ferrero, the morning zoo DJs that prank-called Fidel Castro.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/this-exists-the-house-of-representatives-gop-new-media-challenge/

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jan 22, 2016

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Also Ileana Ros-Lehtinen Dressed as Scarface for Congress Yesterday

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

I have a feeling it's something as incredibly petty as this.

I thought this was common knowledge by now but: https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...a679_story.html

For anyone that doesn't know, Trump spent a lot of time and money lobbying Bush to build a casino, and after Trump hosted a fundraiser for him and wrote a $50,000 check he still refused. Trump paid the fee and Bush refused to put out, now he's out for revenge.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Mitt Romney posted:

It seems like Trump absolutely refused to engage Marco Rubio in any way last night. I'm wondering if Trump's main focus is still to get Jeb! to drop out.

He's saving his good burns for Twitter

  • Locked thread