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Oct 29, 2015 18:29
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Hush little trash bear don't let life get you down. ** Alternative: Hush little trash bear don't let life make you frown. ** Live like cash crab - go eat a double down. 
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Oct 30, 2015 04:11
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Bina posted:Hush little trash bear don't let life get you down. I would like this embroidered on a pillow for my birthday
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Oct 30, 2015 04:35
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Oct 30, 2015 04:43
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cash crab posted:I would like this embroidered on a pillow for my birthday 
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Oct 30, 2015 04:44
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That was a pretty good episode of CSI.
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Oct 30, 2015 04:45
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OH MY GOD
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Oct 30, 2015 05:08
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This is less cute and more creepy. As someone said, like that Furry episode of CSI. So when you have a pet one, I assume you bathe it. No matter how adorable wild one are, they're going to be filthy.
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Oct 30, 2015 05:14
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The person who posted that on Facebook said it was a guest room in their house
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Oct 30, 2015 05:20
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twistedmentat posted:This is less cute and more creepy. As someone said, like that Furry episode of CSI. Maybe they're like cats, largely just keep themselves clean? For indoor trashbears, anyway, yes anything outdoors will be gross.
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Oct 30, 2015 05:50
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I'll take 4, tia
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Oct 30, 2015 06:30
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kafziel posted:Maybe they're like cats, largely just keep themselves clean? For indoor trashbears, anyway, yes anything outdoors will be gross. When a pair of them were living under my deck I'd often see them sitting on the astroturf on the deck, combing each other's hair in the moonlight. I'd find little puffs of hair all over the next day. So, yes, I think they groom themselves/each other.  They were in love.
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Oct 30, 2015 16:05
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 JULITRASH: Wilt thou be gone? it is not yet near day: It was the nightingale, and not the lark, That pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear; Nightly she sings on yon snack-filled dumpster: Believe me, love, it was the nightingale. RACCOONEO: It was the lark, the herald of the morn, No nightingale: look, love, what envious streaks Do lace the severing clouds in yonder east: Night's streetlamps are burnt out, and scary day Stands tiptoe on the misty house roof tops. I must be gone and live, or stay and die. JULITRASH: Yon light is not day-light, I know it, I: It is some car headlights that the humans have, To be to thee this night a flash-lighter And light thee on thy way to Trashlandia. Therefore stay yet; thou need'st not to be gone. RACCOONEO: Let me be caught in a humane trap, let me be put to death; I am content, so thou wilt have it so. I'll say yon grey is not the morning's eye, 'Tis but the pale reflex of the delivery truck. Nor that is not the lark, whose notes do beat The vaulty heaven so high above our heads: I have more care to stay than will to go: Come, death, and welcome! Julitrash wills it so. How is't, my soul? let's talk; it is not day. JULITRASH: It is, it is: hie hence, be gone, away! It is the lark that sings so out of tune, Straining harsh discords and unpleasing sharps. Some say the lark makes sweet division; This doth not so, for she divideth us: Some say the lark and loathed toad change eyes, O, now I would they had changed voices too! Since arm from arm that voice doth us affray, Hunting thee hence with hunt's-up to the day, O, now be gone; more light and light it grows. RACCOONEO: More light and light; more dark and dark our woes!
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Oct 30, 2015 16:09
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You're a Trash Wizard, Melanie.
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Oct 30, 2015 21:20
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Bina posted:You're a Trash Wizard, Melanie. A Trash Wizard, A True Star.
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goose fleet posted:The person who posted that on Facebook said it was a guest room in their house For the person who hates housing guests.
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Oct 31, 2015 04:36
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COME AT ME BRO and bring your snacks! or 
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Oct 31, 2015 06:21
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Bina posted:COME AT ME BRO and bring your snacks! I'm getting more of a 'Pick me up daddy! Pick me up!' vibe
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Oct 31, 2015 07:19
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Frostwerks posted:For the person who hates housing guests. Yea, that was my reaction too. If I came into someones house and they said "oh this is were you'll be staying", i'd probably find a hotel. Unless that's a airBNB and they want to see who will want to stay there. Wait, that's probably worse. *gif of fat guy loving stuffed racoon* Bina posted:COME AT ME BRO and bring your snacks! I'm going to assume you timed it so the funnel cake part happens at his ear twitched forward.
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Oct 31, 2015 07:28
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twistedmentat posted:Yea, that was my reaction too. If I came into someones house and they said "oh this is were you'll be staying", i'd probably find a hotel. 100 points for the observant goon.
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Oct 31, 2015 09:02
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Can't sleep, the raccoon will wash me.
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Oct 31, 2015 14:14
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Bina posted:You're a Trash Wizard, Melanie. So is this all one raccoon named Melanie or just a tumblr/site called Melanie raccoon?
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Oct 31, 2015 18:34
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One raccoon named Melanie! If it's a picture/video of a raccoon doing a crazy trick or wearing an outfit, 99% of the time it's Melanie.
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Oct 31, 2015 18:52
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Needs a boom box and a trenchcoat.
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Oct 31, 2015 19:04
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McPantserton posted:One raccoon named Melanie! If it's a picture/video of a raccoon doing a crazy trick or wearing an outfit, 99% of the time it's Melanie. I can't imagine the horrors of living with the person who is constantly forcing a raccoon to dress up and ride bicycles
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Oct 31, 2015 19:32
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Aesop Poprock posted:I can't imagine the horrors of living with the person who is constantly forcing a raccoon to dress up and ride bicycles Incidentally, the person who owns Melanie also has three other raccoons and a dog.
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Oct 31, 2015 19:53
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Has this been posted yet? It's very topical.
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Oct 31, 2015 20:05
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King of Solomon posted:Incidentally, the person who owns Melanie also has three other raccoons and a dog. All of which probably have insane self esteem issues since clearly Melanie is the favorite child. I bet Brad the cockerspaniel didn't get trained to ride a trike
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Oct 31, 2015 20:19
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Aesop Poprock posted:All of which probably have insane self esteem issues since clearly Melanie is the favorite child. I bet Brad the cockerspaniel didn't get trained to ride a trike If you check out the owner's instagram, you'll actually see a bunch of the other raccoons. They're just recent acquisitions, so I think they aren't trained to do goofy poo poo yet.
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Oct 31, 2015 20:23
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Autechresaint posted:Needs a boom box and a trenchcoat. You could have said anything
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Oreo from Guardians of the Galaxy came to visit my work the other day. He enjoys belly rubs.
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Flinger posted:Has this been posted yet? It's very topical.  HOLY gently caress
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twistedmentat posted:Unless that's a airBNB and they want to see who will want to stay there. Wait, that's probably worse. *gif of fat guy loving stuffed racoon* I was just thinking that the room would be either really cheap or really expensive on airbnb and it all comes down to, just how do you feel about raccoons?
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cash crab posted:
You need to print this out on photo paper, frame it, and caption it "Me and Dad".
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Bina posted:You need to print this out on photo paper, frame it, and caption it "Me and Dad". Bob Ross looks like my dad, for real. Also, I saw two really fat raccoons on my way home but they got startled when a jogger went by and yelled, "OH MY GOD" so I didn't get a picture.  e: No, you're right. I should do this. I will be at the library on Monday and I will do this.
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http://abc7news.com/pets/sf-residents-concerned-after-raccoons-attack-2nd-couple-in-2-months-/1060775/ A pack of a dozen or so raccoons is attacking people in SF.
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