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Myron
Jul 13, 2009

DUGLAS* COSTA!



















*Dägläss

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AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!

ephex posted:

checks scores...



1860...





... checks scores again








...won?

Two shots on target, two goals. Brutally effective as always :(

To be fair, Mainz had like no shots on target until the very end. Not even in the first half (it was an own goal that happened after an absolute joke of a freekick). The red card was a bold decision, but without any replays I thought the same thing. Still, not many refs would have given it.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

lolman Durrki

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

AlexF posted:

Two shots on target, two goals. Brutally effective as always :(

To be fair, Mainz had like no shots on target until the very end. Not even in the first half (it was an own goal that happened after an absolute joke of a freekick). The red card was a bold decision, but without any replays I thought the same thing. Still, not many refs would have given it.

So what you're saying is that you'll lose to Duisburg on sunday?

dogboy
Jul 21, 2009

hurr
Grimey Drawer

Pand posted:

lolman Durrki

^

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
I believe in Effe

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!

ephex posted:

So what you're saying is that you'll lose to Duisburg on sunday?

Absolutely.

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
Seems Dortmund pretty much played their A-Team vs Paderborn. Is Tuchel not a big fan of rotating the squad or is he just very afraid of the Effenberg-Effekt?

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


loving hell Steffen Simon doing the Schalke - Gladbach punditry on ZDF.

Lots of dead air and biased commentating can go to hell imo.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

It's so bad it's surreal. Kind of pissing me off that he gets paid for this poo poo tbh

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Matip would certainly have liked not to slip there I imagine.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

"und das wird gleich ne enge Kiste" *lovely shot goes 2 m wide*

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Smirr posted:

"und das wird gleich ne enge Kiste" *lovely shot goes 2 m wide*

Die Kiste war eben zu eng für den Schuß. :colbert:

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

frankenfreak posted:

Die Kiste war eben zu eng für den Schuß. :colbert:

was sie gesagt hat

ähhh

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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The Real Foogla posted:

was sie gesagt hat

ähhh

haha

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

The Real Foogla posted:

was sie gesagt hat

ähhh

Nett!

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


What is this, Augsburg winning two games in a row (though none of them were league matches, but whatever)? :feelsgood:

e: oh yeah, the Dortmund disaster was inbetween. Schon verdrängt.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe

Healbot posted:

loving hell Steffen Simon doing the Schalke - Gladbach punditry on ZDF.

Lots of dead air and biased commentating can go to hell imo.

See that's where Sky is better, the commentator of the Bremen - Köln game informed us that whenever these two teams met, the winner won the cup. I guess it's a faint hope for Werder to get something out of this horrible season.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

frankenfreak posted:

Imagine TuT: "Der Knurrer von Kerkrade kriegt hier im Kraichgau eine Kracheraufgabe kredenzt."

Hmm

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

jfc

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Stevens is a chill dude and probably smokes bud on the reg

FuzzyBureaucrat
Sep 1, 2015

elbkaida posted:

Seems Dortmund pretty much played their A-Team vs Paderborn. Is Tuchel not a big fan of rotating the squad or is he just very afraid of the Effenberg-Effekt?

Well, last sunday at the Fußball Doppelpass they were discussing who would become Bayern's new coach in case Guardiola quits at the end of the season. The two candidates were Ancelotti and Effenberg.

This just shows right away how seriously you have to take Stefan Effenberg... or the experts that were invited to the Doppelpass... I'm not sure yet

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Watching teams stack 10 players in their own 18 is enjoyable.

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

That's a really subpar flop there, Arjen. We expect better from you.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

bayern time

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

frankfurt wins 0 - 0

Octo1
May 7, 2009
Bayern imperfect, pep out

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Octo1 posted:

Bayern imperfect, pep out

:agreed:

FuzzyBureaucrat
Sep 1, 2015
Robben being classy by diving for a penalty, just like he does everytime when he gets frustrated... Imagine my suprise

What I can't believe is how Zambrano didn't get called on his various fouls against Lewandowski and Müller

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
Anyone have video or a gif of the dive? SkyGo doesn't have this scene and I wanna hate appropriately.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

https://streamable.com/kmd2

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."


:cawg:

That's the kinda poo poo that makes people say "I hope he gets injured for real some day" except Robben's already made of glass lol

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Amazing. He even had the gall to look pissed for getting that yellow card.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

stonewall penalty :pram:

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very



Straight red and a penalty imo.

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
Amazing!

Thing is: Müller could have sold this as a penalty. He's crazy good at making everything look like a foul. Robben on the other hand is always a second or two too late with falling down. Like he's just not thinking fast enough...

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

gently caress these bullshit refs are you kidding me

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe

Katana Gomai posted:

gently caress these bullshit refs are you kidding me

Explain? I skipped conference today because I knew Werder would get owned :(

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Tahirovic posted:

Explain? I skipped conference today because I knew Werder would get owned :(

We're playing right now and in the first half, the lino called offside against Wolfsburg, Gräfe overruled him because he thought one of us played the ball and Wolfsburg scored. He was five meters offside and most of our team stopped playing because the flag was raised.

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyDl9bUrboo

:D

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