FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Cactus Jack: Nov 16, 2005; If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

I'm loving dying over here. Febreeze you are amazing.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 01:43

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# ? May 13, 2024 22:59

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Febreeze posted:

noice

# ? Oct 31, 2015 01:57

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Febreeze posted:

Awesome. Can you embed the Home Alone spider scream in a gif?

# ? Oct 31, 2015 02:14

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Close this loving thread.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 02:14

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Chilichimp posted:

Close this loving thread.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 02:34

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Damnit Manas, it's an approving expression

# ? Oct 31, 2015 02:36

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

I'm just giving you a hard time :twisted:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 02:37

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Its beautiful

# ? Oct 31, 2015 03:18

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Febreeze posted:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 03:30

PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

Febreeze, can you make the Dolphins not suck with your comic magic?

# ? Oct 31, 2015 03:35

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Serious gif of the year implications

# ? Oct 31, 2015 03:38

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Spoeank posted:

Final logo best logo

t your football team is bad and you should feel bad.

... :negative:

I miss you, zombie sonics.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 03:56

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Duke Chin posted:

tt your football team is bad and you should feel bad.

... I miss you, zombie sonics.

It's time to let them go

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:02

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Febreeze posted:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:11

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Duke Chin posted:

tt your football team is bad and you should feel bad.

... I miss you, zombie sonics.

You almost had my NBA team but Seattle got Maloofed :twisted:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:18

ulmont: Sep 15, 2010; IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Fenrir posted:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:32

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Metapod posted:

It's time to let them go

What is the nba?

# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:32

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

If your town doesn't have the big five sports leagues you are fraudulent

# ? Oct 31, 2015 06:20

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ross Angeles posted:

If your sports teams are named after the state instead of the city, you are the frauds

Doubly so if they're the state nickname or worse a region. Looking at you, Golden State, New England, Carolina.

Although it's loving stupid that the tenth biggest city in the US by population (San Jose) has only NHL and MLS (the little brothers of the big five). The Niners are half a mile away but still "San Francisco" and MLB can get hosed because we're ready to take in the A's but the Giants are being whiny babies about it.

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Oct 31, 2015

# ? Oct 31, 2015 06:55

No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

Ross Angeles posted:

If your sports teams are named after the state instead of the city, you are the frauds

How about if it's both :pwn:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 06:59

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

No Safe Word posted:

How about if it's both

bring back the oilers

# ? Oct 31, 2015 07:00

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Spoeank posted:

Doubly so if they're the state nickname or worse a region. Looking at you, Golden State, New England, Carolina.

Although it's loving stupid that the tenth biggest city in the US by population (San Jose) has only NHL and MLS (the little brothers of the big five). The Niners are half a mile away but still "San Francisco" and MLB can get hosed because we're ready to take in the A's but the Giants are being whiny babies about it.

You're calling soccer the 6th sport? Who's the 5th? Hockey, baseball, football, basketball...soccer'd be number 5 to me.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 07:23

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

effectual you miss understand me

Big Five:
Big Bros
MLB, NFL, NBA

Little Bros
NHL, MLS

# ? Oct 31, 2015 07:38

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Happy Halloween

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/happy-halloween/

# ? Oct 31, 2015 08:45

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Febreeze posted:

Now Ryan just needs googly eyes and shaking.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 12:38

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Spoeank posted:

You almost had my NBA team but Seattle got ~~Maloofed~~

Sterned.

We got Sterned. Again.

:negative:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 12:48

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Ross Angeles posted:

If your sports teams are named after the state instead of the city, you are the frauds

The state shredded itself apart on how to support the Minneapolis Lakers, and the St Paul Saints ripped a divide between North Stars Minneapolis and Saints St Paul.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 14:24

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Ross Angeles posted:

bring back the oilers

They just moved to Edmonton.

... And play hockey now

# ? Oct 31, 2015 14:42

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

BBP puts the ART in FART

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/10/31/2fart2furious-week-8-preview-tricks-no-treats/

# ? Oct 31, 2015 15:55

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Ehud posted:

BBP puts the ART in FART

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/10/31/2fart2furious-week-8-preview-tricks-no-treats/

quote:

No, what gives me hope is the Raiders being good again in my lifetime. In a few short years I could watch the Silver and Black hoist the Lombardi Trophy, shiny and chrome, and I would celebrate by putting on Road Warriors shoulderpads, eyeblack, and kerosene and jumping into Al Davis� Eternal Flame. I live, I die, Jesus Christ I hope I never live again.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 16:03

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Spoeank posted:

MLS

go rapids bitch

# ? Oct 31, 2015 16:05

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

the Devils are the only team with the balls to both play in and bear the name of New Jersey, so gently caress the Giants, Jets and Red Bulls, go Devils

# ? Oct 31, 2015 16:30

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Atlanta is about to get an MLS team and I hear we're also getting a Jimmy Johns across the street from my office.

I'm more excited about the sandwich place.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 17:17

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

go rapids bitch

The only place they went this year was bottom of the table. :smug:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 17:19

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Chilichimp posted:

Atlanta is about to get an MLS team and I hear we're also getting a Jimmy Johns across the street from my office.

I'm more excited about the sandwich place.

Just think about Drew Brees everytime you buy a sandwich

# ? Oct 31, 2015 17:52

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Chilichimp posted:

Atlanta is about to get an MLS team and I hear we're also getting a Jimmy Johns across the street from my office.

I'm more excited about the sandwich place.

Meh. If you were getting a Firehouse Subs, that would be better. Jimmy John's doesn't serve a hot sandwich. I will be complaining to Drew the next time we do lunch.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 19:12

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Firehouse is the superior sandwich provider.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 19:23

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Bread makes you fat

# ? Oct 31, 2015 19:25

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# ? May 13, 2024 22:59

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Bread makes you fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue_KpuWiIO4

Also don't eat a carb.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 19:27

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